Dante opened his eyes and the first thing he saw was the clear azure sky dotted with milky white clouds. There was a cold breeze blowing, making the leaves of the trees at a distant from him bustle.

I see, it seems like I am still sleeping.

He let out a breath to relax himself as he spread his arms and legs to a more relaxing position.

This is the true heaven.

A sunny day with cool winds and the sound of the nature, ahh so relaxing.

This is the best dream I ever had.

Sigh, the laziness in the surrounding is making me dizzy, what a shame, am I going to sleep in my dreams now?

Though I know this is a Dream but somehow it feels way too realistic to be a dream, or is it my first time to experience such a dream, or maybe it is because of the fact that we tend to, ah ,no we do forget our dreams when we wake up.

Tuudooo tudoo tuddoo tuddoo tududo…

I don't why but I started humming, it was something that I just made up right now but I have started to like it.

" You seem to be enjoying yourself, Dante ~ ."

Just when i was about to fall asleep in my dream ( this is a one in a kind talent hehe) I heard someone calling me out in a playful voice. The voice seemed to belong a 12 year old girl .

As a response I slowly stood up while my eyes were still closed.

My long black hair gently swayed in the air due to the blowing wind , the speed of the winds has definitely increased, I placed my right on my head to stop hair from swaying. I slowly opened my eyes and then for the first time ever I was betrayed by my super intelligent brain.

The person who was standing there right in front of me was not a cute little loli, rather , there was a big muscular dude in a pink one piece which made his muscles even more bulging. He stood there as he posed like a model on a runway and his golden hair were blowing in the air . To make the matters even worse that guy was wearing a red lipstick and his chin was greyish in tone as if he had just shaved and then put some makeup on it.

Just after having a single a look at that guy my left eye twitched and I had an unpleasant expression, but, I am a man , a true man, and hence I shall not treat this guy who definitely has a fetish of wearing female clothes with prejudice, but what made me almost throw up was -

" Hey there handsome, I am feeling really cold. "

And at the end of the statement he blinked and shivered .

"hahaha "

While I was still in a huge shock after listening to his invitation, that guy burst into laughter while pointing at me with his right hand's index finger.

" I love this expression on your face. "

That guy, who just stopped laughing, and now had his right hand on his stomach said something even more scary.

I slowly regained my calm and said "It seems like I was mistaken, Mr. One piece, you are just not a pervert , you are a masochist too. I wouldn't have ever thought that my beautiful peaceful dream would turn into a nightmare, as a big bulging dude haunts me in his tight one piece."

I said with a sigh.

" Hey, come on, you can't just go on and label them as perverts and masochist. I was just playing a prank on you. "

After finishing his statement that guy stood in a much more relaxed position and suddenly a white light started binding him. The while light soon covered his entire body and after which it started fading.

Well, I somehow wasn't surprised at all after seeing the light and what I saw after it faded away.

That guy has now transformed into a decent old man, like professor Dumbledore in Harry Potter series, with long white beard, a dark red robe, and a long hat.

" Now now now.

Don't I look more decent now?

I am sure you won't call me a pervert and masochist now. "

He said proudly as he started stroking his long white beard.

Sigh .

" you proved me wrong again, old man.

I have to agree, that you are not a masochist and pervert who attacks everyone irrelevant of their gender, rather, you are a closet pervert or a hunter who first lures someone into his trap and then... "

At the end of the statement my expression darkened and saddened, as I started feeling pity for all of them who have been or would be caught by him. Seriously, when will this dream stop, please mom wake me up.

Seeing my expression being darkened that dude, no, old man started approaching me. He takes one step and I take 2 back. Then, I took a long breathe and shouted " HELP ME! AN OLDMAN IS TRYING TO R#P* ME! "

"HUHHHHHHH!!!!! "

After listening to my cry for help ,the old man exclaimed in shock.