《The Lonely Wanderer》Chapter 30: The Primordial Dragons Dao Of Shit Talking
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Patting his clothes getting rid of all the dust, Shenzi continues his journey going through Dew Drop Valley. Before reaching the teleporting station to enter Abyssal Prison, you have to cross over Raging Tide Marsh. However, this was marked as a danger zone, with rumours floating about there being a "Primordial Dragon" existing in these marshes.
Along the way, Shenzi had collected many alchemic herbs, plants amassing quite the collection to the garden in his Spiritual World. Within the three days, lady luck seemed to be on Shenzi's side. Shenzi had found three more 1,000-year-old plants namely, 1,000-year-old Flame Hibiscus, 1,000-year-old Ice Emporium, and 1,000-year-old Eclipse Heart.
Arriving at Raging Tide Marsh, Shenzi doesn't make it more than two steps in before he hears a loud roaring sound.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE This is my marsh!
In the distance, the tides are raging. Advancing with the momentum of a Tsunami, or an angry wife throwing whatever she can find in the house.
Unsheathing his Worldly Purification and Blackheart, Shenzi gets in an offensive stance waiting to react and kill his enemy. 150 metres away from Shenzi, there is a 10-metre Lizard with two bumps growing out from it's back. With one out of place looking horn that's four-metres, glowing a blazing red hue.
Without being able to begin his attack, Shenzi's already being taunted by this overgrown Lizard "You don't know Kungfu!" Dazed, not knowing how to respond to this situation. Shenzi lets his guard down momentarily, allowing the overgrown lizard to swat him away with its tail. Continuing to mock Shenzi, the lizard laughs in disdain. "I can't tell if that's your body I broke or your pride, stupid human get the fuck out of my territory."
Standing up with a trail of blood from his lips and blood boiling, Shenzi sheaths his sword meeting the lizard at its level. "I'll curb stomp your wannabe primordial dragon ass into the bottom of this marsh." Dashing behind the lizard, Shenzi grabs it by the tail with both his hands. Just like a primordial beast himself, Shenzi begins slamming down the giant lizard to the right and left side repeatedly.
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Having done this multiple times the provocation finally wears off. Shenzi mutters to himself "The fuck am I doing? Going so low as to argue, and lose my cool due to this stupid lizards provoking." The lizard gets back up shaking its head, taking one step forward the lizard's body moves one step sideways instead. "Weak human that was nothing but scratching the itch I had on my back."
Regaining its composure the lizard charges Shenzi head first. Shenzi envelops his hand with his Blazing Ice Heart Sacred Flame. When the lizard's head is just inches away from his body, Shenzi punches down on the back of its head with all the might he could muster. The body of the lizard instantly sinks into the water like a cannonball.
The lizard's tail wraps itself around Shenzis ankle dragging him below the water. In the water, the lizard is like a fish arriving home once again.
Being dragged underneath the water, Shenzi smirks instead of panicking. Focusing purely on the freezing element of his Blazing Ice Heart, Shenzi's body becomes enveloped by a blue-white flame with the surrounding water slowly turning into ice. Feeling proud of himself watching the water freeze besting the lizard. Shenzi throws a line of provocation. "Stupid lizard your brain is the size of your heritage. Small like a peanut, bringing me into the water was your worst mistake."
Before the body of water completely freezes over, Shenzi exits the water and freezes the last bit of the water. Looking down like an emperor at peasants, Shenzi once again mocks the lizard. "Hey you primordial dragon wannabe, have you ever seen the dark side of the moon before?"
Without even caring for a reply, Shenzi pulls his pants down bending over in 90-degree angle. With his bare ass facing towards the direction of the lizard. Beginning to slap his ass repeatedly while cursing "Stupid lizard this. Stupid lizard that."
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With the lizard's dragon-like fleshly body it avoided being completely frozen over. The lizard's eyes go crimson red. Just moments ago the human it was provoking, is now bent over bare ass provoking it. How could the "primordial dragon" sit down and take this insult with ease?
Forcing its way through the ice ripping its flesh open to get its revenge. The lizard eventually gets just two feet away from Shenzi's bare ass.
Without a care in the world, Shenzi remains spanking his ass continuing to insult the lizard. Until he heard a loud cracking sound behind himself, it was then before any chance to save his ass, Shenzi mutters to himself "fuck me."
Forcefully breaking its way through the ice, the lizard's head smashes through biting down on Shenzi's bare ass.
With Shenzi's voice temporarily going from deep like a mans, to a higher pitch like a women's. In this once peaceful marsh, all the inhabitants in the following 25-kilometres are disrupted of their peace by a loud scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD, STOP BITING MY GOD DAMN ASS!"
Eyes flashing viciously with cruel laughter, the lizard keeps its teeth lodged into Shenzi's ass. Slapping Shenzi's back with its tail followed by a loud shiiiiii sound. The lizard spits out the ripped off flesh from Shenzi's bare ass.
Despite Shenzi's Nature Qi and strong healing prowess recovering the wound in forty-five seconds. In his life so far, this was the most painful and humiliating injury Shenzi had received. Truly for the first time in his life, Shenzi wishes he could go somewhere and plunge his head into the earth.
Standing up huffing and puffing like an enraged man who just had their entire sect destroyed. Shenzi throws himself at the lizard no longer caring about using his strong points, Shenzi begins raining down a multitude of punches all over the lizard's body.
Just like this for the next five days and nights straight, Shenzi and the lizard fight each other purely relying on their constitution and stamina.
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