How about that Mr.P? My dramatic entrance! Muahahahahaha ahkk uhuk uhk.

"Hear me out, citizen of this village. I got an offer to make" I say whilst descending to the centre of the village, in front of the adventurer guild building.

"Hey who do you think you are"

"Yeah what is this?"

"It's must be some kind of trick"

*Boom*

*BOoM*

*poof*

And they're dead *sigh*. Well then moving on, hmm hey I remember that clumsy little girl.

"Hey, you!"

"mmme?"

"Yeah, you do you wanna build a snowman?"

"ehh snowman?"

"Uhm I mean, you wanna work for me?"

"Wwwhat kind oof work?"

Well because I want to recruit her, at least she most knows the basic. So I approach her and build chairs and a table from the ground just like magic.

"Sit down girl! So here's the thing. I want to build a huge kingdom so big that you cant imagine how big it is and the problem is I don't even have a secretary to do things that they usually do. You are a receptionist, right? So you must be familiar with this kind of thing."

"Why mme?"

"why not?"

"..."

"So what you gonna say, yes or no?"

"But I don't know what to do"

"You just gonna do what Secretary usually do"

"If, and I mean if I don't say yes, what will happen to me?"

"Well you will became a sex slave just like every girl in this village" When I say that the quiet village is starting to liven up and every man is glaring at me "Uhumm let me say that again you will become the sex slave for my goblin to reproduce" After that word every adventure starting to draw their weapon and seem ready to fight for any second now.

"I will give you 15 minutes to think about it"

When I stand up and say so the whole village can hear me.

"Now every man line up over here and women over there" I want to sort them out and take the man for experiment and the woman for the breeding project. But what happened next is just like what I expected. They charge and shoot at me with all kind of magic.

Well if you just come to their village, lock them up in a big earth dome, and say that the women will become a sex slave. Who in the right mind will do just as you tell them to do?

OH shut up, they should know the difference in power when I use that magic. But when I think about it maybe there are not many mages in here. Well then just gonna subdue some and thing will sort out for it self.

"Surround him with your magic Dolby!"

Dolby: "And what do you think I'm doing right now"

Dolby raises the earth around me except the direction of the one who shouts and then he burns me up with a flamethrower. Duh why are they so stupid, I literally made a fuckin giant dome around them and come up from the flame and they think they can subdue me with this pfft pathetic.

I just stood there waiting for his mana to run out but it seems like he got help from the other. When they are done, I conjure fireball to their faces and they fell off just like a doll when you cut off the string.

It looks like all the women and childer already running for their lives to the edge of the village except the reception lady I wonder why she doesn't run like everybody else maybe she wants to become my secretary?

Well, you basically tell her to became yours or goblins, so I can see why she doesn't run like the other.

You've got a point MR.P

But I'm still sensing another group of men, maybe they are the elders and the one who can't fight. Ohh fuck I almost forgot the blacksmith and the other production profession. I go to where they gather and say for them all to hear.

"Is anybody here is a blacksmith, enchanter, farmer, miner, tailor, or have any production skill ?"

Almost every man except the children raises their hand and for the woman, they all raise their hands

I think the woman is lying to you

Thanks captain obvious.

"Don't lie to me!!! Do you think you can trick me? When I know who's lying you gonna have a session with me and when we finish you will hope you never been born"

Almost all the woman put down their hands. "Now I want all who raise their hands to go over there and the one who doesn't just stay. Oh almost forgot to take your family too I don't want my new worker to hate me"

Then I inspect them one by one, when I was done I made a collar with the sword and metal armour then enchants it with my slave rune and put them on the new slave, the one who doesn't raise their hands. And for the worker, I give them a token of my appreciation to work with me, a ring and gold coins.

Then I ransack all the building to the ground and take everything that valuable in my eyes, golds, gems, potion, alchemy ingredient, and another thing. I got a safe full of shiniest thing on the guild's building and just keep searching for everything. and the last thing for today is the receptionist lady.

I go back at her and say "Now do you want to..."

"YES!!!" I did not finish my sentence when I say that, I think she really wants to be my secretary.

I know you are denying it on purpose, but I must remind you that you don't give her a choice to be your secretary.

Well what can I say, I want someone to stand beside me to be beautiful lady rather than a genius Goblin.

"Oh yeah btw I don't even know your name"

"It's Lana!"

"So Lana do you like anal?"

That's not even funny

"YES!!!"

"Do you even know what anal is?"

"no..."