*Crash* *Bang!* *Knock* *Knock* *Bang*

Sounds louder than any I’ve previously dealt with in my life invading and disrupting both my slumber, and my once quiet home. Tormentor and Scruffy jolt up and out of bed, and rush out the door in a panick, leaving me in it!

Hey! I wanna come to! Come back here!-

My main means of protest compromised, I scream.

“Waaaaaaaah!” (You asshats keep it down!) *grumble* *grumble* I don’t like using this method but I know it works.

*thump* *thump* *thump*

Dun- duh- dun! Alarm clock to the rescue! Take me to the dreaded noise!

He carries me securely in his arms as he walks cautiously toward the noise. I feel a small burst of joy before it’s overcome by annoyance. ‘Why couldn’t you do this normally, you know instead of running into trees?’

A small platoon of knights in white and gold armor are lined up in our entryway. The overall ruckus that had quieted down, was being made up for by one guy with a feathered hat.

It was horribly jarring enough for me and I was on the banister, I can only imagine how bad it was for Scruffy who was standing right next to… to ‘Feathertop’.

I think Feathertop was yelling because Scruffy was still in his nightwear, despite having company. This Idea was only reinforced when Scruffy ran back upstairs to get dressed with embarrassment and panic evident on his face.

I was very ‘pissed off’ at Feathertop, so once Alarm and I drew close I started using my disciplining-this-brat voice on him. Which I realise was just babbling at him in a reprimanding fashion while shaking my finger at him angrily.

“Ya eikin ahnahying yick! Ta hun azin’t izin ket ya chuame y farter tor beking ickiscent, dapit numing unmouseta ehnd ivading ayuner’z popperze! Bel E ut ahv ya teh epiend y farter tor beking kimhopibowl, yen uhr ta un udwe ehnyering ayuner’z hurs wetrout ermison?!”

‘You freaking annoying prick! The sun hasn’t risen yet you shame my father for being indecent, despite coming unannounced and invading another’s privacy! Tell me what have you to reprimand my father for being inhospitable, when your the one rudely entering another’s home without permission?!’ (babble translation)

Feathertop along with everyone else gets stunned. Feathertop seems furious… and starts shouting at me! I’m very confused the only reason I actually did that instead of ignoring Feathertop who was obviously a higher ranking noble was because I felt like I’d have to deal with him more in the future and I wanted to get my irritation out while I still had the baby superpower. The power of being a small, cute, unintelligible mass that no one will take seriously no matter what they do all because their perceived as both ‘not-a-threat’ and ‘naive’, making it a simple task to turn the large bipeds into idiotic doting sla- servants.

*cute giggle*

For some reason Feathertop’s getting absurdly angry! The giggle has no effect … it’s almost like… he can understand me! Or... he hates children...

Oh…Poopy-

*Ice shards start forming in his hand, reflecting my unquestionably short life*

My means of escape, Alarm Clock, is frozen stiff in fear, and probably wetting himself. Why are you as still and silent as a statue only at the most inopportune times!? Alarm Clock your more like a deer in headlights rather than the car! Do your job-! Run away-!

Tormentor, Blue Lady, anyone- save me. Save us? Please?

*Feathertop launches 3 ice shards at us.*

Everyone’s frozen stiff, no one’s going to save me, Alarm won’t move, Scruffy’s upstairs away from it all, he wouldn’t make it in time.

‘No one’s going to save me…’