Author's note: I can't believe how many times I had to rewrite this chapter. XD Well, I'd like to have more time to edit and such, but I know the pain that you all suffer whenever I delay a chapter. Sooo...here goes nothing!

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Third person POV

It was a peaceful morning in the town of beginnings, the sunlight finally putting an end to the night's darkness, and telling the inhabitants it was time to wake up.

Most of them woke up peacefully, maybe even lazily, deciding to spend a few more minutes in bed.

Amiita was not one of these people. She slowly woke up with a small yawn, and even tried to rest for a few more minutes, although such thought was quickly interrupted by a feeling. A weird, wet and somewhat sticky feeling... caused by the person the draconian was sharing the bed with: A slime.

Amiita POV

"Eh?...eeeh?!" Just what happened? Why am I sharing the bed with a slime? What just happened last night?!

Calm down, Amiita, calm down. It must be a misunderstanding, right? Yeah, that's right. That's the only explanation, maybe this slime is a fierce predator who tried to eat me in my slee-

"Somebody save me from this perverted monster!" I shouted, as I slapped the slime's head away...as soon as I felt her squeezing my chest. I don't know what was worse, the feeling that the slime was violating me or...

The fact that the slime's head was shot away from the slap, out of the window! W-whatever the way you look at it, that is not normal! Especially since I still felt the slime on my body!

Did it just grow back?! The slime's head just popped out of the neck, as if nothing ever happened!

Seconds after, I heard a banging noise on the door of my room, while the sleep-slime even moved forward, nearly kissing my lips... and right in that awkward moment, the door was kicked down, and a warrior, with a greatsword came out of the hallway.

"Somebody called for my help?!" He shouted...before seeying me and the slime girl. "Nevermind, take your time!" He added, quickly lifting the door, trying to fit it back into place.

"It is a misunderstanding, it is not the way it see-!" I shouted, only to receive a kiss from the sleeping slime. That was my first kiss, you idiot! My first kiss was stolen by a monster in a RPG!

'I'm going to die...' That was my last thought, before I felt everything going black.

Inas POV

Ah, that was a nice dream. I don't know how I fell asleep, but since I'm a slime I guess the world is my bed, isn't it? At least I'm all good and ready for adventuring! And the bed feels so nice! Nice, warm and squirm-...wait...

This is not a bed. I think I fell asleep on top of a person...Oh well, no biggie I'm sure she is still alive! Teehee~!

And as soon as I rolled off my victim, I...I was met with a response that I did not expect...and only made me confused.

"Don't try to drown me next time, alright?!"

Wait. What. What just happened?! What was I doing?! I swear that if slimes could blush, I'd be as red as a fire slime by now! And my mind isn't helping, these things aren't for my age(Even though I look forward to it)!

I backed away from the source of the perverted voice, falling off the bed. Now my legs were on the bed, while the rest of my body was on the floor, facing the celling.

"I-I mean don't cuddle me anymore! I'm not into girls unlike you, alright?!"

Good! I'm not guilty! I feel like a weight disappeared from my shoulders, it was just a cuddle! Just a cuddling season, yes that's better! Now time for me to get up, and away from this place, before this illusion of innocence is broken!

Or not.

I declare you and mr.wall married. You may now kiss the husband.-10 HP

Thanks for nothing, mr.Snark window!

You're welcome. But pay attention to your other lover lest you want an angry draconian.

...Draconian, eh?... Wait, that is not the time for my imagination go wild! I need to escape before I question my preferences!

"I see you're not into girls either. Good, that makes things easier!"

... Good! She got the clue! Haha, that makes things a lot more easy for me too! No more misunderstandings, or anything like that! I moved my body, mainly to do a laughing motion, smile and nod in agreement.

"Hmm...you can't talk either...that makes communication difficult."

My newest 'lover', excluding mr.Wall, is the best! She understands all my troubles, of course it makes difficult to talk! There are so many things I want to do, yet there is so little I can actually go and do without what others take for granted! I want to see agaaaain!

"We should hunt some wolves!"

...And without any hesitation, my arm was grabbed and pulled fast enough to send my body flying, repeatedly hitting the walls while the over-excited, insane draconian dragged me away.

Bumpity bop, Inas goes pop!-5 HP-10 HP-15 HP

'I'm going to dieeeee!'

(turning back the clock, to the start of the conversation between Inas and Amiita)

Amiita POV

I took a deep breath, recovering from the trial of endurance. I felt like some of my stats increased from it, but yet, what I lost made stats look like nothing at all. I shook my head in denial, it was just a game. Nothing big! Nothing worrying! Nothing I can't simply forget, it was just Amiita's first kiss and failing to wrestle with a slime! And yet, the slime looked friendly enough...

"Don't try to drown me next time, alright?!" I declared, deciding to think it was just a cuddle. Nothing more. Nothing more, I'm still innocent..... but then I realized how ambiguous I was. No it is not like that, dang-it!

"I-I mean don't cuddle me anymore! I'm not into girls unlike you, alright?!"

And with that, I think I broke the slime, as she tried to walk away, yet just bumped into the wall, falling back onto the ground. "I see you're not into girls either.Good, that makes things a lot easier!" Yeah! I mean, with that it is safe to assume that nothing happened between me and her! Nothing at all!

But yet...I couldn't help but notice the slime was silent during the whole time...so quiet...yet her actions made the slime look like a very outgoing and talkative person. "Hmm...you can't talk either...that makes communication difficult."

Yeah. So she can't say anything, and I wouldn't doubt she has bad eyesight...but yet, since the slime can change forms at will...or so I've seen in the race selection screen, there should be a way to let her get eyesight, and maybe even the ability of talk.

Hmm...well...I am a draconian, yet I don't know how to fly yet, maybe there is something related to it. Maybe I'm not strong enough to fly...just like how the slime is not good enough to talk!

And there is a simple, quick fix on all of these issues!

"We should hunt some wolves!" I shouted, knowing that, no matter the issue in any game...there was nothing that couldn't be fixed with enough level grinding! Off we go!

After going downstairs, I waved at the innkeeper. "Put it on my tab, I'm coming back tomorrow!" I shouted, before I ran out of the inn, and out into the wilderness. "And now, we are here! Time for hunting!" I shouted loudly...

...And only now I realized what became of my new companion.

.....I was carrying only her arm, and probably lost of the rest of the slime's body along the way.

Crap.