Not again!

Why does this keep happening to me?!!

Ugh! The smell, this bi...Mary has not heard of freaking bathing! Eww! It is glistening...I feel as if I am about to barf.

Seriously, does she do this shit on purpose (duh, captain obvious)?

Damn, I hate being a baby! (Starts crying and flailing about) Wah waah!

(Mary) That was a nice wet dream, if only the young master was old enough to service my needs now...well I can drill that into him later (giggles evilly), his massages is enough to satisfy me for now (giggles). I hope the young master...what is all that racket that is disturbing me from my thoughts...huh? The young master is crying, he must be hungry...what time is it? Hmm...the sun is barely shedding light over the horizon, so it is pretty early in the morning. The mistress most likely is not up yet, so what to do...this is quite a dilemma! I know! I just have to find someone else to give him some milk, but who? The mistress would have my head if it is some run of the mill plebeian off the street...I can't do it either, I am still a virgin, since am saving this body here for the young master (giggles). Ugh! What to do...what to do?

Hmm...

I guess I will just have to bring young master to the mistress...ugh, I do not want to hear her mouth or better yet, get hit with her morning breath. Let me get the young master..."You are soooo cute....no you are absolutely beautiful, but you need to go on ahead and put on some weight for you can handle this lady here or I might crush you! (giggles evilly) Alrighty, let's go see the mistress...hopefully she has had a cleansing..."

(Astarot) "Wah, waah, waaah...my life sucks!" Why does she keep fondling the bars with her toes, while looking at me with an evil grin plastered on her face...I feel chill bumps sprouting all over my body...

Ugh! She is reaching for me and picking me up! Noooo! This is rape! I am too young! Someone...oh! She said we are going to go visit my mother...I knew that...kind of. Anyway, she seems to be shuffling to put her flats back on. Mary's breast are so comfortable though, I just want to...hold up...this is not my usual thought process! Could she be one of those existences that the Sovereign me is wary of

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Naah! That is highly unlikely...impersonating a freaking servant, who would lower themselves that much. Anyway, let me mentally gauge my problems right now to get a better grasp of the various circumstances at hand...

Ø I become a sovereign in the future

Ø I get a weird ass body with awesome powers, but I am still weak as shit

Ø Ragnar is dying because she tried to protect me in the future

Ø I lost to the fucking pets of whomever sent them or one of the many individuals that is usurping my authority by sending out trash...

Ø Raynar has some secrets about herself and other things that she does not want me to know; doesn't she know that secrets causes relationships to crumble...

Ø The Sovereign me, threw a lot of responsibilities my way

Ø I am a baby

Ø I have a perverted nanny

Ø My parents are two jack rabbits

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I feel as though, that I have gotten off subject

Give or take, it is about nine problems...oh! About time we arrived at my parents room, I was about to drive myself crazy with all of this thinking! Plus, all that walking Mary was doing, while she was burying me in these pillows that she calls breast...I was kind of getting sleepy. Anyway, I wander...

(Mary) Young masters head is resting on one of my sweet spots, let me just nestle him in my buxom some more...ah! That feels even better! You need to hurry and grow, I can't have you keep teasing... Oh, we arrived...

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! "Excuse me mistress and master, may I come in?"

(Astarot) This impudent female did not even wait for a reply, she just barged in like they were irrelevant...if this was my room, I would hmph hmph to show who was in charge! Ugh...she already is in control of my room now that I think about it! That means in layman's term, I am her bitch or her mitch (Kevin Hart reference)! Well, it is not so bad, I can get use to her...what the fuck is wrong with my mind! The normal me would not have these thoughts! Something or someone is manipulating my thought process...

(Mary) Oh my gosh, the master is eating the mistress out...this early in the morning! Look at them shuffling about, trying to act like they were not doing anything..."Tsk tsk" so shameless!

(Astaroth) "Eh-em (clears her throat)! Mary it is kind of early, don't you think...what were you thinking about to come disturb my husband and I from sleeping..."

(Mary) Sleeping my ass, both of you are absolutely shameless..."I apologize Master and Mistress for disturbing you, but the young master was putting up quite a fit because he is hungry."

(Vance) "You did right Mary, we cannot have my boy starving!"

(Astaroth) "If that is the case, then it is okay; however, he seems pretty fine at the moment to me"

(Mary) The mistress is just trying to take her anger out on me from interrupting her receiving maintenance...she is so shameless, I thought the nobles had high character..."Well, he probably got sleepy from being all snuggly wuggily in my breast, didn't you young master." (Nestles Astarot in her breast more, while the master, Vance, gapes at the jiggling melons she calls breast...)

(Vance slobbering a little) Good lawdy! Astaroth better be glad she was here or I would bow down to be at Mary's mercy on a whim... "I would have too...Eh-em, I meant thanks for bringing him Mary!" Astaroth slick is going to kill me for that statement...

(Astaroth fuming) "Vance close your mouth for a fly, flies in! Mary give me my baby and you are dismissed for the rest of the day...I take that back. Hang around close by for you can help accompany us today."

(As soon as Mary leaves and shuts the door, a loud sound...)

SLAP!

(Mary) "Vance my dear, since you were having trouble with closing your mouth, I decided to lend you a helping hand! Is your mouth and eyes operational now?!!"

(Vance) She is slick crazy...her nails are digging into my thigh! "Yes Astar, they indeed are! Those beautiful manicured hands of yours must have the magic touch! Thank You!!!” Hopefully I will not get hurt too badly if I grovel…

(Astarot) “…Father, dad, or sperm donor rather, you are slick a pussy. Grow some balls. It is perfectly normal for males to acknowledge the beauty of a woman and enthrall ourselves to their charms…I slick forgot I cannot speak yet”

(While Astarot is making goo goo ga ga noises)

(Astaroth) “You are not getting off that easy!!! I am going to make sure for the next few months the only intimate interactions will be with you right hand!!! You had not only the audacity to feast your eyes on another woman around me, but you also voiced your lust for her!!! I am going too…huh? Oh, I almost forgot about you little one! Your hungry aren’t you, that’s okay! Mommy has just what you need…

(Astarot) This bitch is psychotic…her mood and voice changed instantly! I am never going to get on my mother’s bad-side…at least until I know I am stronger or faster than her. I sound like a wimp! Ugh, my father must have sent his cowardice to me…woah! My mother is shoving her nipple in my mouth again!

(Astaroth) “Oh Vance dearest, you are not out the woods, yet!”

(Vance) Groveling is not working…I have to think of something! “Awe Astar, did you see my boy trying to talk? He is something else…he kind of sounds like he knows what he is talking about! He is going to be a peerless genius in the future…he must have got his intelligence from your genes.” That sounded so freaking corny, hopefully it will work though!

(Astarot) Really? That is the best you could do old man for changing the conversation?!!

(Astaroth) “Of course my little baby got it from my side, where else could he have developed his intelligence from?!! My baby is going to be a genius!!!

(Vance) Whew! That was close, but it worked! I am out of the dog house!!!

(Astarot) That actually worked

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You got to be kidding me! Mother you’re as dumb as a door knob! Your milk is on point though, but I am getting fed up with you force-feeding me! Ugh! I hate being a baby!

(Astaroth) “Oh, my little genius is full! Mommy is going to put you in your crib, while Daddy and I go bathe and make ourselves presentable!”

(Vance) “We will be right back son”

(Astarot) Don’t they know that you are not supposed to leave children unattended? They are examples of “YAWN”…I am getting kind of sleepy. This crib is comfortable! I will just doze off for a few…

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

(Astarot) Why is Mary here? She is picking me up? Where is she taking me?

(Mary) “Young master, we have to get you cleaned up and outfitted with some presentable clothes since the mistress requested it.

(Astarot) Ugh! I forgot I had that naming ceremony today! Sheesh! Why is Mary lathering me with soap in my nether regions too long?

(Mary) Looks like my little toy will be bigger than masters! I know that will make the mistress jealous…

(Astarot) Why is Mary cackling evilly while looking at me as if I am prey…anyway I hope I do not get a stupid name. Ugh! This outfit she is putting on me is uncomfortable! Huh! We are going to the carriage, aren’t we going to wait for my parents?

(Mary) I hope this trip does not last long…I need some time to give myself some personal attention. I am glad the young master is getting named today because I have grown tired of calling him young master. I should just call him my little toy (smirks evilly).

(Astarot) I am really getting tired of her burying me in her bosom…I am slick lying. I am growing attached to this plebian nanny. Anyway it seems my parents are coming back from their sex escapade in the bath, why is my mother barking at Mary for me?

(Astaroth) “I am here now Mary, you can give him to me. He is probably hungry again (the right side of her dress slips down revealing her breast that is well covered with hic…you know). Did we take too long Mary?

(Mary) “Almost, however it is manageable mistress. I sent word to the Registrar Administration official earlier today that we will be running late. So, we will not have to worry about rushing.”

(Astaroth) “That is wonderful! I was worried we had to wait until tomorrow, but you have already arranged everything. You are always looking out for us Mary…I wish you would stop calling us master and mistress since we are cousins. You already volunteered yourself as position of a maid to protect me, from now on please refrain from calling us by those titles.”

(Mary) “If you wish it so, then fine uhm…Astaroth. Remember though, I am protecting you because the Patriarch requested it; however I volunteered myself for the role because I did not want to see your innocence manipulated or killed by the clan or enemies.”

(Vance chuckles) “I rather enjoyed the master servant interchange”

(Mary and Astaroth) “WATCH IT”

(Vance puts his hands up in the air) “Okay, okay!”

(Astarot) Hmm…it is more to Mary than I thought, but that explains her height. I wander what race she is and why would the Patriarch of her clan ask her to watch over my mother. Anyway, I am going to town.

I apologize for the wait... was running my mouth to this big guy at the park because he was telling me how to exercise. He prodded me n the chest telling me to calm down, so I shoved him and he barely moved...if at all. Anyway he swung at me, so I flipped him...which turned out to be a stupid idea since he was probably over two hundred pounds heavier than me. I succeed in flipping him, but I messed up my wrist, elbow, and back. So in other words, I am pretty banged up right now. It was hilarious seeing that flounder on the ground though, I should have flipped him n the concrete. Anyway the story seems to be progressing slow, so I wanted to give you a heads up. It will speed up after the naming ceremony to age five, then it will slow down again because I want a school life aspect for the first book. Ciao.