My name's Red and I live with my best friend White......even though he doesn't like to admit it and always curses at me I know that deep...deep....deep down he actually likes me so I'm working on a little surprise for his birthday that's tomorrow :D so I may have 'eaten' all of the food....I actually gave it to the homeless people in the street...so here's my side of what happened today.

I woke up and got dressed in my usual attire of a red beanie, a black tank top, a grey hoodie, a pair of jeans and my sneakers.

I ate my breakfast that was just some plain toast.

Then I went to wake White up but he was already awake...which is really rare.

So I started talking to him but he told me to shut up and left after telling me that he was going to get some food at the convenience store.

I waited around ten minutes to make sure that he was gone then I left the apartment after locking the door.

I walked for around five minutes to go to my favorite place.

The Arcade.

I went in said hi to some people that are always there and started playing some S*ace invaders.

After around...twenty minutes I left and went to buy White's surprise gift that I know he'll love....but it kept on growling at me.

''Grrrr'' (???)

''Bad! that's a bad boy!!'' (Red)

I then ran back to the apartment because I knew that White would be home any minute.

I quickly hid the 'present' and locked the door.

---five minutes later---

White came home and tried to get inside but the 'present' got out of the box.

So I had to lock the doors and make up an excuse...so I told him to get some ice cream...

He obviously got angry and threatened me so I had to let him in right as I got the 'present' back in the box.

Then I helped White unpack the groceries.

Until I saw a giant chocolate bar.

When I asked him about it he just said that it was half price so he bought it.

I had a little argument with him.

I lost the argument because he went to his room to watch some anime.

After about an hour I heard snoring and mumbling coming from his room.

I could hear the words Demon king and Reiner....I was really weirded out by it.

So I did the obvious thing and tried to wake him up.

I said.

''Wake up White''

After a few minutes I got impatient and shouted.

''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!''

And I punched him in the gut as hard as I could.

[GAH!]

And he woke up....and yelled at me to never EVER wake him up like that again.

...Nothing else of importance happened that day.

(THE END)