《Red and White's little conversation corner (Side-story)》''We talk about cartoons'' [Cartoons and anime are not the same so don't fucking complain...]
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''So White what's your favorite cartoon?''
[Trying..]
''Trying?''
[I'm trying....to...]
''To what?''
[I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP NOW GO AWAY!!!]
''AAAH!!''
[GET OUT!!!]
''TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON!!!''
[-sigh- Tell me yours first]
''TELL M........oh it's G*avity f*lls''
[Wooooooow that's suuuuuuch a good cartoon....]
''I know ri......are you being sarcastic?''
[Oh god it's learning!]
''Stop that!''
[The monstrosity has learnt how to speak!]
''Just tell me and I'll leave you alone''
[Nope, this is actually getting kind of fun!]
''Really? is talking to me fun?! :D''
[No...but insulting you is :|]
''Okay fuck you...just tell me''
[I don't want to...]
''TELL ME OR I'M GONNA RIP THOSE BANDAGES OFF YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN AVOCADO HATE FUCKED ANOTHER AVOCADO!!!!!''
[Jesus fucking christ Red what's up with you today!!??]
''WHY DON'T YOU....-sigh- sorry about that......I've been having anger issues lately...so why don't you just tell me!?''
[Okay....it's.....I can't believe that I'm saying this...]
''What is it!?''
[S*even U*iverse...]
''pfft.....Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D''
[....Fuck you]
(The End)
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