《Red and White's little conversation corner (Side-story)》''We talk about our favorite novels'' [CAN SOMEBODY SHUT THIS FUCKER UP!!!??]
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''Hey, White what's your favorite novel?''
[Go away Red...]
''Not unless you tell me!''
[GO AWAY RED!!!]
''You'll have to tell me first''
[I HAVE NOT SLEPT ALL FUCKING DAY AND WHEN I ALMOST FALL ASLEEP YOU FUCKING COME IN AND ASK ME WHAT MY FAVORITE NOVEL IS!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT RED!? FUCK YOU!!!]
''Jesus christ White...I didn't know''
[I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE RED!! NOW LET ME GET BACK TO SLEEP!!!]
''Oh...okay''
[Fucking finally]
---SIX HOURS LATER---
''WAKE UP!!!''
[AAAAH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!]
''Now tell me what your favorite novel is!''
[FUCK OFF!]
''Tell me your favorite novel....oh I know, you want me to tell you first well it's D*mensional S*vereign''
[Just go away and let me go back to sleep....I have an important deadline in five hours....wait what time is it?]
''Oh it's 12:46 AM....''
[FUCK I MISSED THE DEADLINE!!!.....now I have to make an extra chapter to make it up to the readers...]
''Why can't you not do that?''
[BECAUSE I'LL FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!!]
''Jesus man........can you just tell me what your favorite novel is....then I'll leave...''
[OKAY FINE IT'S T*TE NO Y*USHA!]
''Oh, I've never heard of that one...can you tell me about it?''
[FUCK OFF!!!]
White gets out of bed and throws the thing that was closest to him at Red.....it was a mug.
*SMASH*
''OW!!!''
[GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!]
*SMASH*
''AAAAAAAAH''
*SMASH*
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!''
Red ran away.
[Finally....now to write a new chapter]
White got out of bed and....stepped on some broken glass and fell down....hitting his computer which then resulted in it smashing....on his arm.
[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! AH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK!!!!]
(THE END)
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