《Red and White's little conversation corner (Side-story)》''We talk about our favorite animals'' [Please somebody....gag him]
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''Hey, White what's your favorite animal?''
[Go away Red I'm trying to do something...]
''Oh come on...tell me''
[No! now go away]
''I'll make you tell me!''
[I'll make you leave me alone]
''How will you do that?!''
[Zombie science team!]
''AAAAAAAH!!!''
Red runs away.
[Fucking idiot...]
Red runs back in.
''Tell....me....your.....favorite....animal....''
[Go away]
''Mine's a Llama''
[I don't care, now go away]
''Not until you tell me your favorite animal!''
[Okay fine it's a......what's that behind you!?]
There is a strange animal behind Red.
''....It's a Llama...''
[Why is there a Llama in our house?]
''Because.....it's your birthday?''
[That was two months ago...]
''No...it....wait..''
[Go away.]
''Only if you tell me.''
[Wolverine...]
''Good :D''
[....Why?]
''So I know what to get you on your birthday''
[HEY WAIT!!!]
Red ran off to get White a pet wolverine......he couldn't find one.
[God damn....he doesn't even remember my birthday at all.....AND HE LEFT THE LLAMA!!!]
(The End)
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