《Having a Common Game Ability In Normal Life》Gag Chapter: "Normal" Quest
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"............." [Nashi]
A lot of students suddenly queueing in front on of Volunteer, there are Takamoto and Yano lining up too
"Ah! that's Kamiya! you're a member of the volunteer club right?" [Yano]
"Kamiya! I'm your friend right!?, let me be the first person to put request today!" [Takamoto]
"Tamaasa-san! we're going in same class, right? please listen to my request!" [girl A]
"Aguni!!, you're part of it too right? let me in please!" [Man A]
"what the fuck is happening?" [Nashi], i walks to the inside of Volunteer club and... there're Julia, Yasutake, Akamine and...Akibara? inside it... i don't see Yuki
".....looks like Akibara-san endorsing our club, just endorse any kind of request and we will do it" [Julia]
"ehehe~ sorry!! i just feel so grateful about you guy! i accidentally say it like that.... and sorrrrry !! i never know the effect of my endorse will be like this! ah, i bake some cookies! please eat this, you guys! [Akibara]
she really brings some cookies... no, that's not the problem here
"............so, you're basically saying that those people line-up for putting up a request?" [Nashi]
"..... I'll just go straight to athletic, bye" [Leiko] she's planning to run away!? , right... she isn't a member of this club officially, but still, that's cheating!!
after she says that, she really walks away, without looking back at us
".... let's just ignore them, it's not like they can forcefully enter this place right?" [Nashi]
"I HEAR YOU!!! HEY, YOU GUYS THIS MAN SAY HE'S NOT GOING TO TAKE REQUEST EXCEPT FROM PRETTY GIRL!!!" [Yano]
....... Yano... you son of a bitch, that's nothing like of what i say...
"ah, they start rioting!!" [Riku]
"Nachi!! , you better take responsibility for this!!" [Julia]
"I'm not taking part in this" [Kyo] he's planning to run away!? sorry dude, before he manages to leaves,
" no... you're not going away...." [Nashi] i grab his collar and drag him back, he makes a pose, fixing his glasses
"so... what are we going to do?" [Yasutake]
oh.. there's two golden dots coming in? i look back and see Yuki and Kita... right that girl joining the club at bad times huh
"......what happened?" [Yuki]
"ehm... people are screaming out there... saying they want to put a request..." [Ikuko]
"alright!! let's start to hear their request!" [Julia] why don't you start from back then huh!? .... is she waiting for other members to come!?
..... and so Ikuko and Kyo becoming the receptionist in front... while me, Julia, Akamine, and Yuki sitting in the desk to listens to their request........ why's Akibara in here too
".....Akibara-san...we might start listening to their request so..." [Nashi]
"don't worry! this is part of my fault too! so I'll become the receptionist lady!" [Akibara]
and just like this Akibara becoming the receptionist, while Kyo and Kita joining us
Request 1 Man A
"I want to sleep forever!"
".... give me a knife.. i make sure you'll sleep for forever" [Nashi]
"Eeek! I'm sorry"
Request 2 Girl A
"i want to be popular!"
"hm..~ why?" [Julia]
"....boyfriend"
"Nachi! be her boyfriend right now!!" [Julia] fuck you!
"...... you're in my class right? you might be don't know but you are pretty popular in our class" [Kyo]
"is that so? it's weird i feel people are ignoring me in class, alright then i trust your word, glasses" and she walks out just like that
"is that true Kyo?" [Nashi]
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"...popular for making a dry joke when we are doing introduction..."
"well... it's not her fault, maybe" [Nashi]
Request 3 Yano
"Riku-chan! please be my girlfriend!!"
".....get the fuck out, before i kill you" [Nashi] i glared at him.. this guy just making my name getting worse in this school
(.....does Kamiya-san feels jealous?...i kinda feel happy...) [Riku] why is she smirking like that?
Request 4 Man B
"Riku-chan! please have a date with me for one day!"
"sorry! can't make a scandal!" [Riku]
you say that... but you still hang around at my house
Request 5 Man C
"i want to go to another world!"
"......please go to the mental hospital first" [Yuki] ...Yuki that's kinda harsh
Request 6 Man D
"ah...right, you see.. our pitcher is injuring his arm, so we kinda need someone to help us practice for a day"
oh this one is decent
"Nashi, you play some when we were in the elementary right?" [Kyo]
"...i only can throw straight ball, but if you don't mind I'll help, ah this glasses man will be coming in too" [Nashi]
"what!?" [Kyo]
"i see.. then how about Friday?"
Request 7 Student Council President A.k.a SCP
"Kamiya-san! , Julia-san! please join the student council!!"
"nope" [Julia]
"exactly as she says" [Nashi]
Request 8 Girl B
"Riku-san~ please be my girlfriend"
"eeh!? ehm... sorry" [Riku]
Request 9 Student council president?
"...why are you here again?" [Nashi]
"no this is for a different matter, you see in the back of the gym, there's a lot of cigarettes butt, so Kamiya, did you do it?"
"what's the type?" [Nashi]
"Camel"
"....i think i know who does that, I'll make sure to give them a lesson where cigarette butt should be thrown" [Nashi]
".....please teach them a lesson so they stop doing that"
(....eh? Kamiya-senpai is smoking!?) [Ikuko]
Request 10,11,12,13,14,15,16
"Riku-chan! please be my girlfriend!"
"Are you stupid!? of course she likes me better than you, right Riku-chan!?
"Kita-san! please go out with me!"
"Kamiya-san, ... Are you single? no, it's not like that i like you or what!"
"Sada-san... please punish me"
"Kyo-sama, teach this one how to play a sax... privately"
"Julia-chan ~, be my wife~"
(.........no one asking me out) [Hotsukai]
"no" [all member]
".......Akibara-san~ please write this down, no request for going out with a member of the club" [Julia]
Request 17 Bald student
"i want my hair to grows"
"...please wait next year, someone should be able to do that" [Kyo]
"oh? Kyoko will be going to this school?" [Nashi]
"well... most likely that will happen" [Kyo]
Request 18 Delinquent
"give me hundred thousand yen or I'll sabotage this club!!!" ... he says this while putting his leg in the table, in that case
i put mine in the table too and
"BRAT!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, TRYING TO EXTORT US, HUH!??" [Nashi] while say this i take the return knife and point it at his face
"gah!?... you're the crazy one bringing a knife to school!!" and he runs away... so why are you trying to extort someone if you're afraid of a knife?.... looks like this will be another trouble
Request 19 Girl C
"I bake some cookies... um, i want to give this to someone, could you guys test it first?"
finally another decent one... or not? ... the cookies she makes... is black? and moving!? that thing just moving?
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"........just give him the cookies, what matter is the message" [Yuki] ..... the message that comes from this cookie is i want to curse you till you die
Request 20 Girl D
"i want to have a large chest... i mean every man likes a large chest right?"
"ah~! i give you the details about what to do!" [Riku]
(..... does that mean she has large one?) [Nashi]
Request 21 Man E
"Yasutake i challenge you to a duel!"
"..........meet me at that place on Friday, i make sure to teach you a lesson for challenging me to a duel" [Hotsukai] ....? huh? what happens? is Yasutake actually strong?
Request 22 Man F
"i want to have my own harem!" .... is this school only have weirdos!?
"...Kyo let's not put our sister in this school" [Nashi]
"i agree" [Kyo]
Request 23 Man G
"i want to fight against the world"
"Hm? isn't living means fighting against the world? [Nashi]
Request 24 Takamoto
"........alright i just cut this straight! i want to touch Riku-chan boo-"I throw a random book straight to his face
"...Akibara-san put a paper that says "No perverted request" [Nashi]
Request 25 Man H
"i want the world to have a game-like system!"
(should we tell him or not?)
Request 26 Akibara
"i want to join this club" [Akibara]
"accepted!" [Julia]
Request 27 Man I
"...so Ikuko-san, could you pretend to be my girlfriend! just for a day"
"e....eh?... sorry" [Ikuko]
"... does that guy know you? he said your name just now" [Nashi]
"a...haha.. he already asking me out, twice... i just don't know what i do to him that make him like me" [Ikuko]
Request 28 Man K
"i want every criminal in this world having a heart attack"
"......... how do we do that?" [Yuki]
Request 29 Girl E
"Riku-chan! please introduce me to your studio!"
"... I'll see what i can do" [Riku]
"are you sure? don't force yourself" [Nashi] yeah... that's not how it works right?
"mm...." [Riku] and she nods
Request 30 Man L
"i want to be a pirate king!"
"just download some pirated software" [Hotsukai]
".....please don't do that" [Yuki]
Request 31 Girl F
"i want an ability to throw Fireball"
".....just say you are not serious" [Nashi]
Request 32 Man M
"i wish for the world peace"
"actually we wish for that too" [Kyo]
Request 33 Girl G
"i want three more wishes"
"...oi, we are not geenie" [Nashi]
Request 34 Man N
"i want to go to the new world"
"..........?" [all]
Request 35 Man O
... a man with flu mask, black glasses comes in but...
"Um... you're student council president, right? [Hotsukai]
"che..! right this time i want you guys to help around at culture festival" [S.C.P]
"we'll try to see our schedule, since it still far, we can't make any promises" [Julia] yeah, she's pretty good at talking like that
Request 36 Girl H
"i want to know the ending of two pieces"
"not only you i want to know too!" [Julia]
Request 37 Man P
"so... that detective kid, when will he grow up?"
"....huh?" [Nashi]
Request 38 Man O
"haaaaah"
"...so what is your request" [Kyo] he says this while trying to put some smile on his face, but the man O just look and him and
"haaaaaah" and he leaves... What the fuck?
Request 39 Girl K
"you see.. there's this news... it's about last week ago, about the appearance of Tuna fish under the bridge.. i somehow have a feeling that a member of this club is involved in this"
"...u...um.. of course we aren't!! [Riku] ............damn.. what a wonderful guess
Request 40 Girl L
"I want to be a sorcerer when i grow up"
"........you're already a grown up" [Yuki]
Request 41 Man P
"... you see i have this red and blue stripped spider, what do you guys think will happen if this spider bites me?
"please don't ever think try to do that" [Kyo]
Request 41 Girl M
".....please *haaah* pu-"
"get the fuck out" [Nashi[
"aaah~ instant rejection~ *haaah*"
Request 41 Man Q
".... you know, in my area there's a rumor about a lady that wears a wedding dress, patrolling around it and start killing couple... since Kamiya a former delinquent, can you deal with this problem?"
"..... I'm still one though... and how should i be able to deal with that!?" [Nashi]
(hee~ this looks interesting) [Julia] .... crap Julia eyes is shining
Request 42 Man R
"Oh, my juliet~ *peek* where are you right now *peek*" he's taking a peek.... at Yuki?
"o-" [Nashi]
"oi... don't ever show your face to me again" [Yuki] ....... she exactly says what i want to say
(.......i should've kept my mouth shut and let him do the talk) [Yuki]
Request 43 Girl N
"Ikuko-san~ please wear this costume" .... a costume that looks like a magical girl? i know since Yuzu often tells she want something like that
"eee.....eeeeeh!?... no,... i can't wear something like that" [Ikuko] ... Kita covering her face while moving left and right... she's trembling.. hey her ear is red too... that's a little bit of overreaction right?
Request 44 Man S
"....Riku-chan.... can we speak somewhere private?"
"eh? here's fine don't need to be shy~" [Riku]
"............" and he leaves
Request 45 Man T
"i want to become rich while getting more stronger"
"hm! i know that feeling!" [Hotsukai]
Request 46 Man U
"Kamiya! help the soccer team this week!"
"....i don't play a soccer" [Nashi] and why me!?
Request 47 Girl O
"i follow the horoscope and says that a guy with glasses that play saxophone will be my boyfriend"
"...Kyo that's you right?" [Nashi] I'm teasing him by my elbow... since when he takes off his glasses
"sorry, no one like that" [Kyo] and the girl leaves after hearing that
"why? that one is cute" [Nashi]
"hm? not my type and i don't even know her" [Kyo]
"............." [Riku & Yuki] (so he like girls like that)
Request 48 Girl P
"i want to have a magical adventure"
"... c..can I ask for an example? you see in my village there's a mush-hmphh!" [Ikuko] i cover her mouth with my hand, that's an unnecessary information that you'll be giving
"sorry! just read some book that should be enough!"
Request 49 Man V
"vendettaaaaaa!"
"........" after he screams like that he runs away, losing at truth or dare?
Request 50 Man X... a man with glasses that has @@ symbol
"..S.C.P, what are you doing again?" [Nashi] ....... yeah he is definitely the Student Council President
"keeh!! how do you know it's me! ahem! you see ...-"
"...Next!... oh he's the last" [Nashi]
"yes I'm the last anyhow you guys might want to see this....." [SCP] he shows us something from his phone and...
"ah! that's the 7 wonders of Ai High right?" [Akibara] oh.. right she's part of the clubs now huh,.... actually thanks to her we have so much to do right now
"yup, and actually each year, the freshmen always try and investigate this 7wonders.. and every year there's always a victim, so my request this time is: for you guys stopping the freshmen investigating this and start doing investigation by yourself" [SCP]
".........oi SCP you're stupid or what if we know this is dangerous why wou-" [Nashi]
"We accept!" [Julia] she says this and raises her hand,...why?
"but we have a request too from SCP!" [Julia] ... an eye for an eye huh.. well
"is that so? then tell me the request if we can do that we will try our best" [SCP]
"ohoho~that's a secret~, i tell you after we finish investigating, and prepare yourself~ S.C.P" [Julia]
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