《Am i a goddess? A devil? No i am a lizard》Chapter 78
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-Fujoshi is an revolution-
Then,
in order to start my preparation, i have come to the nearest adventurer guild.
“Umm that's why, if there's no proof we can’t hand over the rewards”
“Aw don't say that. look here, it's the hair of the thief. Ah, the rest is already burnt up so it's fine right?”
“Even if you say so.. the request is only a investigation, so..”
Yep,
i already registered and become a d-class adventurer ever since coming to the town.
Because its a pain if people is jealous if i climb rank too fast, i requested that my rank is getting as low as possible.
Normally it wasn't possible for adventurer that can bring that much material in short time can be low rank. But i threaten them to leave into another guild then they agree.
Of course, i asked the price of the material i sell to be as high as possible.
“So, Ruri chan. Considering our time together shouldn't you be able to give a extra kindness? Please darling?”
“Miho san, please don't call me like that. It looked so faked that i don't know how to retort..”
Tsk she wasn't so easy as certain Goddess huh..
Well fine. i already bring my “secret weapon”
Showing “that”, i tried to bribe her.
“T..thats..!”
That's right!
The only edition of infamous bl manga for fujoshi, the only series in this world.
Where did i get this? Ahh.. lets just say i had free time in goddess place. I stole.. borrow some ink and paper too.
The quality is bad compared to japan version since i only copying it from my memories of famous book in previous world. But for this world it's a treasure.
Furthermore with my skill duplicate, i can reproduce a copy as much i want.
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Though the drawback is i can only copy a things big enough in my hand so it doesn't help the plan.
Still no need to tell, since i had a monopoly of it, it bring quite a good profit y’know?
“This is the latest, unreleased version of Mike x John. Uncensored full version with the domestic John is getting domesticated instead. Normally you won't find this lower than 200 gold you now?”
Inflation? It's a ripped off price? Haha, who cares. I’m the owner, publisher, creator. In other word, i am god. I decide the life and death of the series. In front of such a treasure, it’s natural to offer even your soul for it”
Looking that, she gulped.
And whispered to me.
“Miho san, why don't you just sell it? It would give more money than what your request gives”
“Ahh, actually i destroyed that place pretty bad. It's becoming nest of holes now. some monster is even starting to make it their nest. If i told the guildmaster this he would take my adventurer license. So this is a hush money, kay?”
Hearing that Ruri starts to thinking
“Miho-san, bribing a worker in work is actual breach of agreement between adventurer contract you now. I should revoke your license and banned your entry normally”
“Heeh..”
I still calm.
Why? that's because,
looking at her right and left. She whisper with a small voice and blushed face.
If you had the first version of Mike & John, i might forget what i said
“Deal”
Yes,
just be like that. Rotten woman in the world!
No matter which world, there's definitely a rotten boys and girl everywhere.
But,
What's wrong with that?
Embrace your instinct
Follow your hearts
What's wrong with being a little different?
All of it are a part of universe, what makes us a human with instinct!
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So go wild!
See the unknown world!
Brave yourself
Go
There's a unknown world you've never seen here before
There's a treasure far beyond the horizon
So take it
Claim it
Bring your banner into the unknown world anyone never seen before
Because once you taste it
You will never be able to return
“Ah, please keep it a secret that i’m the one that broke the mine. Just say that place is taken over by a demon and keep the people away from there okay?”
Acting like a soldier receiving her orders, Ruri accepts it
“Sir, yes sir!”
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