-am i a goddess? no i am just a trapped animal, desu-

*GYAAAAAAAGH*

*BUOOO*

*GRRRR*

various monster is coming to me

with a face like i am the party responsible of killing their parents, loved one, and their whole family they keep coming to me

of course, i keep ignoring them and cutting them down. i can't even understand what they’re talking about after all

although, every time i cut down each one of them

i keep hearing their words in my head

“AAH SHIT, WHY DID THIS HUMAN COMING.. UU”

“IT HURTS IT HURTS, MY ARMS”

“STOP STOP! DON'T COME TO THAT WAY! MY FAMILY IS THERE!”

“AARGH, THAT’S MY WIFE YOU BIITCH..!”

“STOP HER, STOP HERR”

“i CAN’T FORGIVE YOU.. I WON’T FORGIVE YOU, HUMANNN!”

of course

every time i heard their wailing like a scream

my mouth ends up smiling like i had gone mad

that’s right, scream more

be more scared, be more afraid

run away, protect your families, protect yourself

shown me your spark of life born from your deepest desires

inside this storm of madness and insanity

your struggling can even tempts the gods!

more..

more..

show me how your useless life sparkle

show me the life that has been born from madness!

each of those precious sparkle, like a jewel

even the real jewel doesn't match your shine!

aahh.. ahh

life .. is indeed beautiful!

-at the plain somewhere near demon territory-

i’m preparing something in this plain

since this place is open, making a trap is easier after all

hmm? why did i prepare a trap in such a obvious position?

well you will find out later..

and the midst of that trap

a “certain” bait has been prepared

while in the midst of campfire

i hide in bush near here

and just as i expected

not long after putting the “bait”

a bright light has appeared

“PI-CHAN!~”

a goddess dive into the bait

gotcha, while i activate the trap

“EH? KYAAA!”

and she got captured

not bad if i said so myself

the trap is quite simple, it's just a bamboo and rope that triggers when i cut off the main rope

it's like a certain traps for birds or animal, but i doubt even a animal is dumb enough to get trapped like this

of course, that could means the one i captured is dumber than animal

starting to grinning, i “approached” the captured animal... i mean, loli baba

“good morning, did you miss me baby?”

making a face like it was the end of the world, i approached the goddess

it was the shortest reunion in the world