-looked delicious, but not really?-

i swallow him in one gulp

*chomp chomp*

hmm..

so this is what humans taste like

to be honest, it doesn't taste anything at all except his feet stinks. when is last time he did wash?

actually i didn't plan to eat him at all..

but when he start to rambling about his deeds

for just a moment, he looked delicious

so i swallow him

his meat doesn't taste very good, but i feel like my spirit is healed

is it like a vitamin for me? mm i wonder what the difference with the delicious meat? is it his soul?

not thinking so much about it i start to go to castle

-inside the castle-

“princess, i had come to fulfilled my promise”

a man with big black cape with wings and fang asked

“wh..what are you gonna do to me?” asked someone while trembling

“ufufu, i already told you i will make you into my bride. a bride of darkness”

“n..no, someone help. help me”

“huhu, it's useless. i already put everyone in the castle to sleep”

tsk, so they can’t even become my meatshield. what did you even get paid for? go die

what the princess with piggy- like face and bodies are thinking

-last night-

i am the princess of a certain country

kiara lu faluna

feeling bored with monotone task, i’m running away from the capital

with excuse of recovering my health, i spend the time in my uncle's place

with a healthy leg and face given to me by my dear parents

with a top notch beauty without any comparison (among the pig-man)

i live my whole life getting pampered

that’s right.

ufufu i am perfect

considered as a top hierarchy and winner in both life and look, i am perfect

that’s right, worship me!

praise me, ignorant masses!

what’s yours is mine, and what's mine is only mine!

it's natural for you peasant to sacrifice your rich!

it's natural for you commoner to become my farm cattle!

it's natural for you nobles to dance inside my thumb until you died!

worship me, praise me

for i am so perfect that my beauty even made gods jealous

fufufu.. AHAHA!

you lowly being

for you guys there's no need to shown my true self!

let them believe that i’m perfect!

people only believes what they wants anyway!

i just need to pretend crying and everybody would think i’m, the right one!

i just need to fake a smile and everyone would side with me

you guys are all a cattle inside my farm!

but

this existence called vampire is troublesome

i have come for you, princess

just suddenly

without warning, he came

ahh how troublesome

a man that comes uninvited is the worst

if you want to meet me, you should get in line!

though because the line is a million long

there's no way you can meet me forever!

so suffer in agony

for things that forever beyond your reach

after that

the vampire speaked again

beautiful

is what this vampire saying

become my bride

he asked while kissing my hand

to be honest, i’m surprised

this is actually the first time anybody other than my parent and pig-man race ever said that directly to me

other race only looked away and didn't dare to say that while looking at my face

damn racist! every human and other demi human are useless if they can't see my beauty

“w..why..?”

pretending to be heroine in tragedy, i tried to fake crying

“why.. choose me? i know i’m not looked any good by the point of view of other races.”

hmph, i applaud your sight for recognizing the number #1 beauty in the world but i’m not cheap

if you gave me a boring reason i’ll call the guard and chopped you bits by bits in underground

if you satisfied me, i’ll allow you to become my shoe cleaner. be grateful! cry tears of happiness!

however

his next words is made her feel disgusted for the first time in the whole of life

“aah..! i can't HOLD IT ANYMORE!”

*hugged, licked and rubbing face to the princess legs”

“eeek..?”

surprised, the princess unexpectedly voice a scream

“that healthy biceps, that adorable and plump muscle, that round, pinkish face.. aaahh.. god..! i finally found it..! thank you, thank you for letting me live for this moment! my painful moment this whole time, my heart, my love, unsatisfied. doomed without any hope, such despair, such emptiness! ! such tragedy! H-O-W-E-V-E-R! THAT WAIT IS GONE! OOH, I CAN HEAR THE APPLAUSE!”

starting to speak to himself, the princess dumbfounded

“THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE SUPPORT! AAH I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD! VIVA AMORE..”

starting to get excited by himself, the man starting to applause

and the princess

at this moment

she only wants for this man to get out immediately