-common sense? is it delicious?-

*fwaa ~*

when i wake up, i was already inside some room made with a brick

with an iron bar covering the exit

this is..

“am i in the so called castle?”

actually, that place is what is called a prison

after gobbling up all of the food in the chicken man stall, the guards finally come

however, even though the man insist this small girl eating all the food stall alone, they can't just believe him right away

after all, who can even think that such a small girl able to devour that much food?

thinking it's better to interrogate and asking question from her later, they bring her to prison to question later

the girl, only ever seeing open field and forest, she thought this place is luxurious compared to them so she thought it was a castle immediately

“hmm..? so if i’m in castle it was that place where there’s a beautiful prince and princess, and every day there's a festival called “banquet” where i can eat as much as i like!”

hearing that she giggles

“nufufu, then what am i waiting for? i can't stay any longer then. i must join the banquet!”

thinking she needs to join the party before it's closed, she opened the bar and making her way out

because of the commotion, the guards gather around the girl

the guards is dumbfounded thinking how is the girl manage to escape?

“HALT, PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR CELL, GIRL!”

“HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BREAK OUT!? SPILL IT”

noisy..

i have a party waiting for me, don’t disturb me

thinking it was noisy, i turn on my pertification

“WHAT THE..? AAHH!”

“AAH..! MY BODY? MY BODY? HELP!””

“THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!”

some of them trying to run away, some was surprised,some even crying from disbelief but i turn them all into stone anyway

ah i lower the power so they didn't die.. probably

after they all turning into stone, i smiled satisfied and begin looking for the banquet

-after around a hour-

umm thats strange, i can't find the banquet anywhere

when i was looking for the banquet, i can't find anything resemble that

instead, what i found was a bunch of vulgar, noisy, and smelly people keep screaming like “its a girl, woohoo. hey girl, release us! i promise i will make you see a glimpse of “heaven” hahaha. your skin and lips looks tasty and delicious, can i taste it? while at it, let me taste your lower lips too uhehe” and some incomprehensible rambling, so i turned them all into stone

umm that's weird, perhaps this place isn't a castle at all?

thinking like that, i dispel one of the guard from pertification

“huh..? what, i am..?.. EYAAAH!”

and he start to scream when he looked ate

“OH GOD, OH NO! PLEASE, PLEASE FORGIVE ME! SPARE ME!”

uhmm what should i do? with him like this i can't ask him a question at all..

since my communication level is low, any attempts of me asking him is just making him more scared

so i grab him from side while showing my full form

“food, kill, talk?”

looking that he got more hysteric

“AAH! TALK, I’M GONNA TALK! DON’T EAT ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!? IS IT MY CHEATING WITH MY WIFE WHICH I MARRIED FOR TWENTY YEARS? BUT I MARRIED THAT BITCH ONLY BECAUSE HER FAMILY FORCED ME TO! OR IS IT WHEN I RAPED A GIRL AS YOUNG AS MY CHILD AND THROWING AWAY HER BODY INTO RIVER? ITS BECAUSE I WAS STRESSED BACK THEN SO I WAS NOT RIGHT IN HEAD ! OR IT’S BECAUSE I MADE MY FRIEND WIFE GETTING PREGNANT SINCE I PISSED OFF HE’S MORE SUCCESSFUL DESPITE YOUNGER THAN ME AND DRIVE HER WIFE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?!”

whoa, too much detail. too much. i don't care about that but i know he`s an enemy of woman but it's long, too long! i don't care so i stopped listening halfway

“this, not castle?”

“A..AHH, YOU ONLY ASKED THAT? IT.. IT'S IN THERE, THE BIGGEST BUILDING IN THE CENTRE OF TOWN”

i see,

nodding him out i smiled a little

when he started to looked relieved

i start to open my mouth..

itadakimasu

*chomp*

i swallow him