name as you go through the 3 matches when you have your MMR and RANK you will be able to change your username:

Your generic name is......................[Nobody!]]

Nobody? what kind of name is that!?

Well whatever

When I see there were 4 characters next to mine mm... let's see above each character there is a name...... let's see

There is one girl with two blades called TheExcalibur

A lycanthrope maybe? yeah he is a lycanthrope called, FuckYou

A...the fuck? a panda? called po.....hey wait a minute......(-.-)

And an mmm..... what the hell is that? it looks like a slime I think..... called SaberLanceX

ok....

"Hey dudes, Do you hear me?", ???

a micro above the girl appears and then someone began to speak, a young man voice

"Sure man, load and clear", The Panda

"Let's win this shit", The Lycanthrope

"Hey what kind of character is that magician I don't remember seeing it", the slime?

Oh I see everyone use speakers in this game, ok

"H-hi guys , yeah I can hear you, This hero s called Adalbert," I say

"Adalbert? well whatever we have 2 minutes to decided which lane we should go, My hero is a rooming hero so I will go rooming" said SaberLanceX

"My hero is a carry so I will go in the safe lane," said the TheExcalibur

"My hero can go either mid lane or off," said Po

I remember Mika said that Adalbert is a mid lane hero?

"M-my Adalbert is a mid lane hero," I said

"Ok I will go support with lexus," said the slime

Mmmm... Lexus must be the hero's name of that girl with two blades

" Ok now buy your items and let's go!"

Items? why do these guys know so much about the game? ... I mean we are all level one right?

In the bottom part of the screen, there was a photo of my hero and next, there was two bars, one red and one blue, that must be mana and life right?

Next, there are the powers and then there is a small bag and next to it said gold....... ok I think I got it.

By the way, my current gold is 600

and next to it there are 6 squares that are empty and above the squares said items. Well if I had to guess, this means that I only have 6 items.

Finally, there was a button that says shop, ok let's see

Woah there are a lot of items mmm what should I buy.....

Shit! There are only 40 seconds until the game starts.....

think, think, think, ok I got it I will the boot it only cost 300, mmm well since my hero has "feets" I will buy two boots

Ok! I am ready, let's go!

I advance with Adalbert and the soldiers, I remember the match that Mika and Eldrick had so I will stop near the river that divides the map between the two sides.

The opponent that is is front of me is a little pixie, what a cutie~!

in that moment in the chat menu appears a little square with the pixie photo in it, then a text was sent

-"Hey, guys look that retard has two boots, LOL!!!!"

Huh?

-"Hey, Adalbert are you some kind of idiot!!!!!!?????" said TheExcalibur

-"Shit! what kind of dog shit I have, a noob in my team!" said Po

-"Wait ,guys I don't really unders-" Before I finish SaberLanceX said

-"Noob!, the boots don't stack each other!!!"

man, I really screwed it this time

-"Calm down guys! , as you guessed I don't really know too much about this game but I will try my best!" I said

-"fuck you!" said the 4 in unison

Woah what a synchro

Ok, let's do what I can before they start to insult me again!

[1 minute later~]

[First blood! by Enteil, the pixie!]

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Sorry Mika, daddy defraud you!