《Living With Job System On Earth》My First Day Working
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" Let's see.. the nearest one will be this, capturing the slit-mouthed woman " [Akari] while she's showing the paper request to Yanagi
"...That's an urban legend!! let's... just capture some random thief " [Yanagi]
" No! this one is real! if Bounty Hunter Association says its real then its real! " [Akari] she starts to hit Yanagi without any reason and yells at the street
" What the hell is bounty hunter association... *sigh* whatever, so where's she right now? " [Yanagi]
" The rumor said she will come out if we walk aimlessly, and then she will appear and ask whether or not she's pretty, if you say "no" she will kill you, if you say "yes", she will open her mask and shows her slit mouth, and asks again whether or not she's pretty, if you say "no" she will cut you in half, if you say yes, she will slit your mouth from ear to ear! " [Akari] says this while she read the paper she holds
" Isn't that how the urban legend says!? " [Yanagi] after they walk for a while Yanagi starts to notice something weird from her paper and take it by force.... on its footnote, there's a source written it in
" .....You've got to be fucking kidding me!? your Informant is Wikipedia!??? " [Yanagi] once again he snaps at Akari and throws the "Information Paper" into the ground, the "Information Paper" get blown away by the wind
" NOOO!!!! you jerk!! how are we supposed to find her right now!? " [Akari] she yells and runs tries to catch the "Information Paper"
While they arguing, a woman appeared in front of them, she wears a mask, wears a red coat, long hair until her waist, and she starts to speak to Yanagi
" Excuse me, but am i pretty? " [???] the woman asked them in a polite manner and girly voice
".......How should i know, you're wearing a mask " [Yanagi] he gives his honest thought about the woman appearance
On the other hand, Akari already enter her battle stance, she starts to pose, and ready to charge anytime, the Woman looks at Akari and giggles
" Sorry,dear.. i don't mean to flirt with your boyfriend " [???] and she starts taking off her mask
From below the mask... there's a normal face of a woman, not pretty and not ugly, her lips are red as a rose petal, and she has running nose
" Sorry, i supposed to do an online dating, but I am to worry about my appearance, plus i have this runny nose since morning,... so young man how do you think? " [???]
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" .... That's average, according to me though, well if the man has agreed to meet you, i don't think he will bother by your appearance " [Yanagi] Yanagi, tries to console the woman, in reality, her runny nose is to bad... it's like a waterfall flows out from her nose
" Is that so? fu,fu,fu young man, you have a sweet mouth right, but that gives me some kind of confidence! alright I'll try to meet him and see his reaction " [???] the woman gives Yanagi a warm smile after she says this
Akari, on the other hand, stops her battle pose and talks back " ...wait!! he's not my boyfriend! he's my partner! " [Akari]
The woman surprised by Akari voice, smiles at her and excuses herself
"...See i already told you, the slit-mouthed woman is just an urban legend *sigh* anyhow the money we get yesterday is real, so what's that place? .. don't tell a lie and say its a "Police Station" " [Yanagi] after the woman is gone, he starts to talk to Akari, Akari turns back and reply him
" Who's telling a lie?? people that are working there says that it is "Police Station" they might be a little scary, but i know that they are an undercover police! you know! with a dragon tattoo, a fancy outfit with flower pattern or from snake-skin, obviously they are an undercover police!! " [Akari]
She says this in high spirits, and shiny eyes ........ her eyes are too shiny, Yanagi just couldn't bear that she's working with Yakuza, or not
" ...You really hit your head huh, they are Yakuza dumbass " [Yanagi]
"No! they're not! they give me many kinds of candy and cake! but its smell weird so i never take it! " [Akari]
"....... I pretend i never hear that, well at least they pay with real money, anyhow back to the topic, if your "Informant" is Wikipedia, what is the Bounty Hunter Association? " [Yanagi]
He says this, while gives Akari a straight look
" oh? that? .... this is supposed to be a secret....... but he's my partner so this should be fine " [Akari] she mumbling by herself, after a while, she grabs Yanagi arm and pulled him into the alley
"Alright!! i decided to tell you! i never meet with any other member though, since everything is done online" [Akari]
Hearing Akari says this, Yanagi get a bad vibe on his body, and Akari shows Yanagi her phone
"..........just die, ..... you Bounty Hunter Association is "Reddit forum"!??? [Yanagi]
Surprised by Yanagi voices, Akari take her phone back and realizes something is wrong
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"ups! sorry! wrong page! here! this is the right one!" [Akari]
She shows her phone once again to Yanagi and starts to speak
" jaja~ inside here there're many kinds of job that we can get! like that yesterday Target, he's a bad man that run away with "Police" money! of course, they are mad and tries to catch him down! it is my job to catch bad people like this! i bet that Target is repent on jail right now! " [Akari] she says this with a cheerful and highly optimistic voice, the website that she shows to Yanagi is coming from "Dark Web". Yanagi decides not to speak about this matter
"......rather than being in prison, i bet he's inside fish stomach right now... *sigh* how do you live like this seriously" [Yanagi]
"By willpower!!" [Akari] and she does a dab pose after she says this
While they arguing like this, a woman bumps into Akari, both of them drop down, Yanagi looks at them and helps the other woman. When he grabs the woman arm, the woman says something to him
"....hey, am i pretty?" [????]
"... this shit again, how the hell i should know if you're facing the other way" [Yanagi]
He says this and pulled the woman up, leaving Akari still on the ground, while she giving her hand to him, hoping that Yanagi will help her stand
Yanagi ignores her, the woman turned around, she wears the same flu mask, red coat, and long hair until her waist, the woman starts to speak
"so, am i pretty?" [????] Akari still pointing her hand towards Yanagi
"...well you have pretty eyes, so maybe yes " [Yanagi] he gives his honest thought, and shift his gaze to Akari, and starts to give the annoyed look at her
"is that so... then how about THIS!?" [???] the woman open her mask, her mouth is slitten from ear to ear, and she yells directly in front of Yanagi, too bad that Yanagi shift his gaze to Akari, Akari on the other hand, changes her hand and point toward the slit-mouthed woman
"........HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME!!" [Slit-mouthed woman]
Surprised Yanagi, turned his face to the where the voice comes from, only to find that the Slit-mouthed woman already standing in front of him, with a sickle in her hand and already tries to cut his face, Yanagi take a three-step back , the slit-mouthed woman, jumps at him again and try to cut his face multiple time while saying
"HOW ABOUT THIS? AM I STILL PRETTY? DO YOU WANT TO BE PRETTY LIKE ME!?" [Slit-mouthed woman]
Yanagi exhales really hard, and he says "Were-Form: Boar"
Following his word, a green energy flowing out and covering his body, his face is changing into a boar head, a tusk coming out from his mouth, his body becoming more muscular with a brown fur growing out,his stomach bloating, his nail is becoming longer and sharper, and his foot are changing into a boar hoof
Yanagi doesn't attack the Slit-mouthed woman, but he yells "AM I PRETTY RIGHT NOW? HUH!?"
The Slit-mouthed woman, surprised and scream "GYAA!! A MONSTER"
This is one of a skill from boar-form "Intimidate". he can choose a person to be intimidated by him, his looks aren't that gruesome, but in Slit-mouthed woman eyes, Yanagi becomes the most terrifying thing she ever sees
While she's trying to run away from Yanagi, a figure in red suit already standing on the other side and yelled "RED-PUNCH"
Akari jumps in and throws her punch right at the Slit-mouthed woman face, it's a 1 hit KO from her, the Slit-mouthed woman tooths are flying out from her mouth. and she passout inside this alley, without no one noticing
After giving the finishes punch, Akari turns her face to Yanagi that's already changes back into his human form, she bumps her fist and points it toward Yanagi, Yanagi walking toward her, take the Slit-mouthed woman, and leaves Akari alone in the dark alley, standing still with her fist pointed toward nothing
Akari.... removes her suit and chasing after Yanagi while protesting, Yanagi ignoring her protest and say "....hey, where can we redeem her? the "Police Station"?
" Of course not silly!, let's see... ah! the location is here!" [Akari]
she shows her phone to Yanagi, while Yanagi takes down a woman, in the middle of the day, and everyone watching him, he sees the address and finds
".........it's the real police station this time" [Yanagi]
"what do you mean real? both are real! but the other is for undercover cops! this one is for more normal cops!" [Akari] After Akari says this, Yanagi gives a warm smile to her, a smile that has many meaning hidden inside it.
They leave the police station with 112.385yen on their hand
The charge of Slit-mouthed woman: Murdering 3 people, disturbance in peace, 8 times assaulting attempt, 12 cases of stalking
"holy shit.... looks like someone inside the police is desperate enough to put her in bounty list" [Yanagi]
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