《The Birth of the God of Mana》Chapter 5: World most.... interesting Goddess
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Marc’s Pov:
I sent mana into the circle to teleport the 4 of us???? 5 of us???. To teleport the 4 of us plus Balley.
The teleportation circle activated. Hmm, where am I? I thought we teleported to the front of the cathedral. I look around and saw a me shaped hole through the line of tree’s. Oh I got there then someone hit me. That makes…. absolutely no sense! I used a personal teleportation spell and went back to the church. “Who hit me!” I said loudly in an attempt to make a scene.
“We did!” Shouted a large group of priests.
“WHY!” I shouted.
“YOU SHAT ON OUR GODDESSES STATUES FACE 80 TIMES!” They all yelled.
“That was 25 years ago!” I complained.
“Still…….” The priests said timidly.
“Besides, I came because of my nephew George…….wait, Lyfa, Rory.” Coming to the realization that I had no idea where my family was.
“We’re right behind you, you dumbass.” Lyfa said annoyed.
“Come on you two, we came for an important reason remember?” Said Rory (the voice of reason).
“Oh yeah” said Lyfa “Head Priest, we request your aid in a diagnosis.”
“Ho ho ho” Said an elderly man coming out of the wooden cathedral. “I’ll do it!” He exclaimed.
“But sir” said an unimportant priest. “You are the Head Priest of the renowned church of Asclepius, you cannot just go and diagnose some random child!”
“I haven’t been asked to do anything by a normal person since I got this position! It’s give a speech here, diagnose this Kings son, now this King.” the Head Priest said mockingly “I haven’t gotten to do anything I want to do!” (Yay, another child like character!)
“But”
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“No but’s, heh I said butts, I’m doing this, besides, it can't be anything that serious. Bring your child inside.”
“Yes Head Priest.” Lyfa says. Carrying George inside.
“Place your child on the alter.” The Priest says.
“Oh beautiful Goddess, helper of the sick, knower of all illness, I request your aid, Diagnosis!” Said the priest casting the god’s magic ‘Diagnosis’ to figure out what illness George has.
The Priest tilted his head to the left and said “Huh” he paused “Let me try this again. Oh beautiful Goddess, helper of the sick, knower of all illness, I request your aid, Diagnosis! Hmm………. still nothing…….. Yay I get to try something new. Oh beautiful Goddess, helper of the sick, knower of all illness, I request your aid in Diagnosis, please bless us with your presence and appear!” Chanted the priest.
We waited for a moment then a little girl calls out from nowhere “I’m coming! I’m coming! Where did my clothes go! I definitely left them beside the TV! Oh there they are, inside the stuffed animal mountain! I’ll be right down!” Called the strange girl.
On the altar a magical light appeared and a three month old baby in full sized women’s clothes appeared. “Head Priest” The baby said with malice. “Why am I a toddler! No toddler should have something that my blessing’s can’t find, so this must be a joke. Is this a surprise party!?” she said.
“No your excellency, this is something that I could not figure out. Look at the ball the child is holding and you will see that it is out of my power.”
"NO PARTY! This better be interesing" she mumbled. The baby who was apparently a goddess looked towards George and his ball. She squinted as if looking very carefully. “It can’t be”
“What is it your excellency, do you know what ales this child”
“Nope, I have no idea!” She said proudly as if she was saying what was wrong with George.
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Sorry for the break but i'm back for today then I'm going to look at college's, then ill probably be back by Monday.
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