《Reincarnation of The Butcher Alchemist》Chapter 6: Making Trouble
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While walking out of the Zhu clans entrance, and walking to the Butcher store. Zhu Tufu met a lot of interesting businesses like Tailor shops, Blacksmith guild, Mercenary guild, Restaurants, Pill guild and etc.
[I bet there is a Slave shop somewhere and a Brothel too. Should I buy virgin blood from the Brothel or buy slaves to cut them up and let them bleed to attract more Blood Qi. Well both are expensive and I have no money.]
After some seconds of thinking and walking, he saw a man silently stealing a woman's wallet in her purse while she wasn't looking. The man walked away and was walking towards them.
[I have a plan. Thanks for the money that you have worked so hard for.]
When the man walked towards them, Zhu Tufu intentionally slipped and fell on the man. The man was double his size, but he still somehow made him fall too.
"Ow oww. Fu*king child. I am gonna kill you." shouted the man. When the crowd heard the shout, everyone just sighed [What a pity. A child will die.] Only some curious ones came to enjoy the show.
But when the man saw the two guards that were helping the child stand up and saw the symbol on their chest he immediately regretted.
[Fu*k me, the Zhu clan. What dog shit luck did i step on today. To actually make one of the Zhu clans Young masters fall on me.]
The man hurriedly bowed and said: "Ah so it's one of the Zhu clans Young masters. I sincerely apologize for my lowly words that I just spoke and hope that someone as majestic and mighty as you will forgive me." Thinking [He is only a six year old child, if I flatter and compliment him enough. He surely forgive me.]
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That's what the crowd and the man thought, but sadly for him it had the opposite effect.
Zhu Tufu shamelessly said: "Yes, indeed such lowly words from such a lowly being. I bet even the dogs and chickens in your home have more value than you and your words, but I, as majestic and mighty as I am shall not discriminate and still treat you like a lowly human."
Even though the man was enraged, he still knew that, if he killed the boy. He will be killed by the Zhu clan and if he somehow escaped, he will be chased for the rest of his life by them.
Sounding as calm as possible he spoke: "Thank you for treating me like a human. So am I forg-"
But before he could speak further Zhu Tufu continues.
"Who said you could interrupt me. The majestic and mighty me not discriminating the lowly human being that is you, doesn't mean you should act arrogant."
"For falling, injuring, traumatizing, cursing and interrupting me you shall give me all your belongings expect your underwear."
When hearing this. Everyone from the crowd, to the man, to the two guards were speechless. Then they only had one thought. [How can a child be so shameless and arrogant. You clearly fell on him, humiliated him and what injury, what trauma. You look tottaly fine and interrupting you is arrogant? Then what is calling someone worse than a dog or chicken be as?]
The man couldn't handle it anymore and attacked Zhu Tufu, but not before being stopped by the two guards.
With a smile, Zhu Tufu looked him in the eyes and said: "And attacking me. For that you will need to break your arms and legs."
"Guards take everything he has, expect his underwear and break his arms and legs."
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Without a choice the two guards did as they were told to. The man already fainted from the pain.
The crowd was already long gone, fearing they would be noticed by this crazy Young master.
After checking the mans belongings and taking all the coins before throwing away the clothes and wallets only taking the coin bags for future uses.
[Hmm only 2000 silver coins meaning two gold coins, I thought he would be richer. Well whatever with this amount I can a probably buy a small bottle of virgin blood.]
After that he looked at the two guards and threw them two coin bags each filled with hundred silver coins.
"You did a good job stopping him and listening to my commands take this as a bonus."
The two guards, for the first time felt that the Young master wasn't so horrible and scary, but that lasted only a moment when Zhu Tufu said.
"Also this is me blackmailing you for not telling my grandma. Now lead the way."
The guards shook their heads and lead the way again.
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