《Irresponsible Former God of War Renox》Equality is a bitch
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Waking up at five o'clock, I get off my bed and walk over to my closet. Opening the closet, I take out my sport clothes and put on my running shoes. Taking my phone, I put on my earphones and start my playlist. Putting the phone away, I leave the room, lock it and go downstairs to leave the building. Looking around It's still dark here and the roads are illuminated by the lamp posts. Breathing in the cold morning air, I begin my run. I decided yesterday, that I should do some sort of training, because lately I haven't done anything, that I could consider as a workout. My morning training routine is: 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10km run..... I'm just kidding. That wouldn't give me a workout, so I added another 0 at the end, so now it's 1000 push-ups, 1000 sit-ups, 1000 squats and 100km run. If I were to do it at my full speed, I would be done with it in an hour, but I'm not doing it.
After an hour, I finish my 100 school laps and the sun can already be seen. Looking around I see no one else, because they are asleep currently. Walking back to my room, I do the second part of the workout,succeeding within an hour. Once I finish, I look at the clock and its already seven o'clock. Taking my clothes off, I go to the bathroom to take a shower. Turning on the shower, cold water hits my skin as I'm washing myself.
After five minute shower, I get out and dry my body. My wet hair covers my face, as I leave the bathroom to get ready for the school. Opening the closet I take out my school uniform, except for the jacket. I start putting them on and leave the shirt untucked. Taking my black hoodie I throw it on and zip it. Moving my body a little I confirm that I can move normally. Taking my wallet and phone I leave my room and lock it. Walking downstairs I see a lot of boys moving around: some are eating, some talking and some leaving. I didn't think yesterday about the size of the kitchen and if it could fit enough food to all the boys here and to confirm that I go to the kitchen.
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My first reaction is: This place is very big. Fucking hell there are like ten fridges, a shit load of stoves and hovens. You could fit enough food here, that you could feed entire african village for a month.
Because I saw what I wanted to see, I left the building to go to school. On the way there I saw a lot of people walking together: some were holding each other hands and some just walked next to each other. As I was walking and seeing those couples I even saw two girls being very close ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Entering the school building, I set my foot towards my class and was thinking about random stuff.
While not paying a lot of attention, I collided with somebody, which made me focus on the current situation.
I notice that I'm on the floor, so I get up and brush off the dust from my clothes. Next to me is a blond haired girl on the floor with her white panties in full view.
"Ouch."(girl)
"Are you okay?"(Renox)
I ask her as I reach out my hand to her.
She looks at me and then at my hand. She slaps my hand away and says:
"Watch where you are going!"(girl)
"Wow! You just went full bitch mode didn't ya?"(Renox)
She gets up and looks at with an angry face.
"What did you say ginger?"(girl)
Wow a ginger. Well if she was a guy, she would already be beaten up, but I don't beat up women for such things, but men are different story. Yes I have no problem hitting women, gender equality is a bitch. Deal with it
Looking at her I say:
"Nothing blond bimbo."(Renox)
Saying that, I leave, because I don't give enough fucks to deal with this situation.
Slowly strolling to my class, I put my hands in the hoodie pockets. She doesn't say anything and twenty seconds later, when I'm about to reach my class, I hear running behind me and turn around to see the bimbo closing the gap between us.
"No running in hallways."(Renox)
I then allow a weak punch in the face. She immediately starts holding her right hand. The reason I let her hit me is simple: she needs to know hitting me results in pain for her.
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"Like I said: Blond bimbo."(Renox)
She stares at me with eyes full of anger without saying a word, but I ignore that and go to my class. When I enter, I see that there are two other girls there. Sitting at my table I pull out my phone and go over social media.
Minutes pass and people start to gather. Putting away my phone I see James at his desk, while surrounded by three women: two of them are brunette and another a blond. So this is his 'harem'. Well the girls wear so much make up, that I can't tell if their real looks are good or not.
While supporting my head with my left hand, I look out of the window and see students walking into the school. Our first lesson today is history and I forgot my tablet. Meh. I probably wouldn't have used it anyways.
Four hours later I'm going to the cafeteria to get lunch. The lessons were boring and I didn't pay much attention.
Arriving at the cafeteria and getting my lunch, I sit down at an empty table. While eating, I sense ten guys and one girl behind me. They are pretty weak, so I don't bother enough to stop eating and turn my head around.
"This is the one who insulted me before without a reason."(bimbo)
"Okay. We got this Jessica."(man #1)
"Oii Asshole. Why did you insult her?"(man #2)
"Because she insulted me first and that's why I called her a blond bimbo." Turning around I continue:"What are you going to do about it?"(Renox)
While I spoke one of them tried to punch me and of course I blocked the attack with my knife in the right hand. I enchanted it, when I turned around just in case.
"Aaaaaahhh!"(man #2)
His scream attract all of the cafeterias attention, as he screams from pain, because there is a knife sticking out between his middle and ring finger.
"You damn ginger. Get him!"(man #1)
Oooh now you fucked up.
A minute later ten guys are laying on the floor groaning from pain. Everyone has at least one broken limb and some broken ribs. Looking at their boss the blond bimbo.
"Your bitches are down. What are you gonna do bimbo?"(Renox)
"You damn ging-'slap'(Bimbo)
I just slapped her so hard, that she fell down, while holding her right cheek. She stares at me with eyes full of hatred.
"You..hit me?You hit me, a woman! How dare you?"(bimbo)
"So? I don't care about your gender."(Renox)
"Weren't you taught not to hit women?"(bimbo)
"Nope. I was taught to kill anyone who dared to anger me."(Renox)
Answering her with a murderous voice, She immediately faints from my presence.
"Boring fight again."(Renox)
Turning around I leave the miserable scene behind me. As I walk out of the cafeteria, I mutter to myself:
"Fucking ruining my lunch."(Renox)
Leaving the cafeteria, I finally start hearing commotion between them. Ignoring them, I go back to the classroom. As I'm about to reach my class, I get a phone call from Lylian. Answering the call:
"Yes."(Renox)
"Get your ass to the headmasters office! Now!"(Lylian)
"Ok."(Renox)
Ending the call, I turn around and set foot towards the office. After a minute I'm there and I enter the office. When I enter I only see the back of the chair, which slowly turns around.
"I've been expecting you Mr. Bond"(Lylian)
"How badly have you wanted to say that line?"(Renox)
"It's one of my ten lines I want to say in my life time."(Lylian)
"Well why did you call me here anyways?"(Renox)
She throws a thick file on the table, which I pick up. While looking over she keeps talking:
"This is your mission and get it done tonight. The pay will be transfered onto your bank account after the job is done."(Lylian)
Looking over I see its a capture mission and my target is a rogue SS rank blessed one Mark Rain.
"Seems easy."(Renox)
Looking over the location and Marks appearance, I throw the file back on the desk and start leaving.
"Well then see ya."(Renox)
"Mhm."(Lylian)
I'm not in a mood to go back to the class, so I'll just go back to dormitory to prepare.
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Thanks to la Shub-Niggurath for proofreading
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