《Irresponsible Former God of War Renox》Arrested
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Few weeks have passed and my vehicles have finally arrived. I ordered a motorcycle and a car. The motorcycle is 2016 998cc Kawasaiki Ninja ZC-10R ABS KRT EDITION. It's lime green and black.
The car is 2016 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350R. It's white with black stripes.
Of course I have my drivers license which is defently not bought from e-bay. The vehicles were of course bought legally, because getting them illegally is such a pain in the ass.
I need to pay 100€ a month to use the two parking spaces under the buildings underground parking place.
As I was about to leave I got a call on my land phone. Answering the phone:
"Sir. You have visitors."(Receptionist)
"Who are they?"(Renox)
"They are from A.M.O."(Receptionist)
"Okay. Tell them to go to 24th floor by stairs, enter someones room, open a window in the room, climb out of the window, climb up to my patio from outside and then jump down from it."(Renox)
She proceeds to say something and when she gets back to phone she tell me:
"They already are heading to your private elevator."(Renox)
"Thanks for the info. Bye."(Renox)
Ending the call I put the phone back on the table and think: they are here probably because of the minotaur. Going to bedroom, I throw on a black shirt and socks. Then I put on my shoes and wait for the knock.
'knock'
"Open up."(agent)
Opening the door I see two man in black suits wearing sunglasses.
"The Jehovas witnesses have a lot of access these days." I say to myself and then say to them:
"Sorry to say, but I'm not interested in your imaginery god."(Renox)
The muslim, christian, jews etc.. their gods aren't real. They are just made up unlike the gods from myth. They are very real.
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"Nox Dracor you are coming with us. Now!"(agent 1)
"Okay. Okay."(Renox)
They then cuff me and escort me out of the building. Pushing me to the back seat, they get to the front ones and we start to move in this black Hummer. Yep. A Hummer. The driver puts on a radio and a horrible song starts to play from the radio: Justin Bieber- Baby.
"Oii asshole. Turn the radio off or change the station. I don't want to listen to this shit."(Renox)
"Shut it! It's a good song."(agent 1 and 2)
The fuck is wrong with these people. Are they high or something. The rest of the way is pure torture as one JB song comes after another. After 20 minutes we finally reach their HQ and get out of the car.
"This was pure torture."(Renox)
I say as we are standing in the elevator. In the elevator I'm blindfolded and then led somewhere and made to sit down. My blindfold is taken off and in front of me is a man in his twenties with short black hair and blue eyes. He too is wearing a black suit. They are a rip-off of a M.I.B but instead of dealing with aliens, they deal with monsters. Looking more around I see that we are in a 5x5m white room with a one way mirror on one of the walls. Me and the agent are both sitting on the cheap metal chairs and between us is a metal table. On the table is a thick file.
He opens the file and says:
"Nox Dracor, male, 16 years old, arrested 9 times from drinking and 10 times from assulting a person. Is it correct?"(Agent)
"Actually I sexually identify myself as a Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter. This is also my 21th arrest."(Renox)
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"Okay. And this is your 20th arrest."(Agent)
"Ooh yeah. I escaped one arrest."(Renox)
I say under my breath and he looks at me with a stupid face.
"So why am I here?"(Renox)
"03.08.2016 you were seen killing a minotaur without any weapons by five of our agents. This can be done only by an SS ranked blessed one or higher. This is where things get interesting:you appeared four years ago in the ruins of Athens wearing old greece clothing and speaking gibberish. You were brought to a police station where an hour later you spoke perfect greek. Then you travel around the world and have been arrested in every country you have been. Four weeks ago you moved here and bought an expensive apartment which cost 500000€ and you have never worked an hour of your life. So tell me! Who you are Nox?"(agent)
"I see you have gone through my file. Answer who I am is easy: I'm a person. Nothing more nothing less. Is there something else you want to know?"(Renox)
He is about to ask something, but his phone rings and he leaves the room.
Five minutes later he comes back and says:
"Well well Nox or should I say Ghost."(agent)
When he says that name, I stare directly in his eye with my eye. His face goes a little pale and sweat starts running down his face. He tries to speak, but can't out of fear. He goes paler and starts sweating more until he collapses on the floor. Few seconds later, six people rush in and one of them pushes my head on the table. I'm just grinning.
"Take him to the cell!"(agent)
I'm lifted up and then forced to walk to the elevator.
Five minutes later I'm sitting in a 3x3x2 room with a mattress and toilet. In front of me is a heavy iron door with a hatch to throw food in.
"Well this isn't the first time Im in a cell."(Renox)
Sitting on this shitty mattress,I think when Im going to kick the door off and get the fuck out of here. For hours I just stare at the door, until I hear it being open. Once the heavy metal door is slowly opened I see a woman wearing blue jeans, white sneakers, black tank top and a white hoodie. She has a d-cup breasts beautiful face, blue eyes and silver hair which is tied into a ponytail.
She stares at me and says:
"Get up! We will spar."(woman)
"And why should I spar with you?"(Renox)
"Depending on the outcome we will determine your fate."(woman)
Thinking for a minute I say:
"Fuck it."(Renox)
Getting up the couch I walk up to her. She is about as tall as me. Staring into her eyes I say:
"Let's fight girl."(Renox)
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Thanks to la Shub-Niggurath for proofreading
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