《Irresponsible Former God of War Renox》Rein and Drunken Myth
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Answering the phone and putting against my ear I say:
"Yo Rein!"(Renox)
"Sup Nox. I'm here at the pier. Where the fuck are you?"(Rein)
"At home. Watching how to do smokey eye."(Renox)
"Why are you still home? I told you that I will arrive at ten o'clock."(Rein
I look at the clock and it's 10.32. I guess I am late. He continues:
"And why the fuck are you watching how to do smokey eyes? Are you some kind a weirdo?"(Rein)
"Nope. You're the weird one. I was watching cat videos and somehow ended up on this video."(Renox)
"What ever. Get your ass here."(Rein)
"Okay. Okay."(Renox)
Ending the call, I close the laptop and get up from the couch. I take my shoes and walk to the patio. I search where the pier is using Google Maps. Once I have confirmed the direction, I jump off the patio, to another building and keep doing it, until I am at the pier. Finding Rein, I jump down the crain and land 10m away from here.
"Yo, Sonofabitch!"(Renox)
"Sup Motherfucker."(Rein)
Walking up to him, we do a fist pump and I ask:
"So where is my stuff?"(Renox)
"In that crate. Let's go."(Rein)
We started to move towards the red crate, that he pointed at. Opening the crate, I see a lot of sport bags there. Like twenty or something.
"Do you have a car?"(Renox)
"Nope. I thought you would have a car."(Rein)
"Haven't had a chance to buy yet."(Renox)
"Soo. What the fuck will we do now?"(Rein)
"I don't know. Let's each take four bags and take it to my place."(Renox)
He takes a deep breath and sighs.
"Fuck it. Let's get it done."(Rein)
We both take four bags and start to jump back to my place.
Rein is a son of Mercury and a human, so a demi-god. His powers are S rank and mine are easily X rank. He is faster than me, but has 1/10 of my strength in other things. He has green eyes, black hair, a goatee, and his skin is tanned a little. He recently got 20 years old. How I met him is a bit weird.
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When I was fourteen, I was in Paris, touring around and decided to go to the club. I got in with a fake id. It was easy with the id, because I looked pretty mature. Anyways I go to the club, get some drinks and find a woman there. Well, we got a few more drinks and went over to her place, where we had sex.
Next morning I wake up and really need to take a piss. So I get up from the bed and start looking for the toilet. Finally finding it and taking a piss, I come out of the toilet and start to go back to the bedroom. On the way back, I met a guy. We both stop and stare at each other.
"Who the fuck are you?"(Rein)
"Who the fuck are you?"(Renox)
"I live here."(Rein)
"Ok. So Eliisa is your?"(Renox)
"My mother. Wait. Don't tell me you."(Rein)
He realises something and I nod, because I know what he is thinking.
"You motherfucker."(Rein)
"Yes I am."(Renox)
I smirk after I reply to him.
"Woah. I walked right into that."(Rein)
"Yep. So son of Mercury, why are you living with your mother?"(Renox)
"How do you know his name?"(Rein)
"Met him, fought him, beated him."(Renox)
"What the fuck?! How can you beat a god? Whatever. We can talk later. I'm living with mother, because I'm still 18."(Renox)
"Cool. I was 12, when I started to live by myself."(Renox)
"Could you please put something on, 'cause I don't want to talk to a person whom I met a few minutes ago, while he is completely naked."(Rein)
I got dressed after that. We had a conversaiton and became friends. Its a weird story how a friendship started, but everything doesn't have to be normal.
Completing the transportation of my equipment, I move the bags from living room to armory and Rein just sits on the couch.
I finish my stuff and ask:
"Where are you staying at tonight?"(Renox)
"Here?"(Rein)
"Sure, but you have to sleep on a couch or a mattres, that I bought a few days ago. Btw I don't have any extra pillows, sheets or blanket."(Renox)
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He thinks for a minute and answers:
"I'll take a couch. I'm used to that one."(Rein)
We both laugh for a few seconds and then I say:
"Let's get some drinks later and maybe get some women. I haven't gotten laid for a week."(Renox)
"Motherfucker I haven't had sex for a year. Why the fuck are you complaining?"(Rein)
"I wasn't complaining. I was stating the facts. The reason why you haven't gotten laid is because of your choice of women."(Renox)
"So your choice of women is better?"(Rein)
He asks me sarcasticly.
"Yep. My choice doesn't have me end up in prison you damn lolicon."(Renox)
He just shows me a middle finger and I show him back. Sitting down on the chair, I start my ps4 and we start to play some split screen CoD BO3 Zombies.
Six hours later we got ready and went to the bar called 'Drunk Myth' and top of the sign was a griffin. We sat on stools next to the counter and behind the counter was a shit load of alcohol: whiskey, rum etc...
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"So what do you guys want?"(Bartender)
"German Beer."(Renox)
"Vodka."(Rein)
She gives me a bottle of beer and gives a shot of vodka to Rein. Taking a sip of my beer and feeling the aftertaste in my mouth, it was good. Rein already drank his shot and ordered another one.
After an hour and ten bottles, I'm still not slightly drunk, but I can't say same about Rein, who is pretty drunk and currently trying to pick up a chick. I'm just watching it while drinking beer and smirkimg at his attempts. Finishing another pottle I see that stuff is getting interesting. That chicks bf came back from the bathroom and grabbed Rein by his shirt. Well Rein is pretty drunk, so he can't fight for shit right now. Let's help him, because I haven't had a fight for some time. Approaching at them I say:
"Is there a problem with my friend here?"(Renox)
"Is that twarp your friend? Take him away, before He ends up in the hospital."(Guy)
I look at the 2m guy with huge muscles and then look at the the girl. Turning my gaze to the girl I say:
"I think you can find a better boyfriend than this gorilla here."(Renox)
When I say that, I start to hear whispering and what I understand is, that this guy must be very strong and beats up guys here all the time.
I look at his angry face and say:
"What is it gorilla?"(Renox)
He sends his fist flying towards me and I hear the bartender telling herself:
"Another dead meat."(bartender)
That's mean way to call me.
I catch gorillas fist and twist it.
"Show me how strong are you maggot."(Renox)
I grab his arm with my second hand and throw him over my shoulder. He flew a few meters before crashing into an empty table, breaking it. Slowly walking over to him, he recovers and pulls an m1911, aiming at my head. I stop walking and he says:
"Take another step and I'll shoot you."(Guy)
"Hahaha! Okay. Shoot me. Come on. Shoot me."(Renox)
I keep saying as I'm closing the gap between us. Sweat starts to run down his face and his hands start shaking more with every step I take.
"Come on. Pull the trigger! Pull the fucking trigger."(Renox)
'bang'
The gun was fired and a shell hits the floor.
Renoxes head is leaned backwards.
There is complete silence, until Renox moves his head back and smiles. Between his teeth is the bullet, that was fired at him. Spitting the bullet out, he looks around and sees everyone except Rein frozen in fear. Closing the gap, Renox kicks the gun out of the other guys hand and then knocks him out by another kick in the head.
"Tch. Already over."(Renox)
Walking over to Rein, I support his drunk ass and we leave the bar. I hoped for a good fight, but nooo.
Renox complains to himself as he is basically dragging drunk Rein to his place.
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Thanks to la Shub-Niggurath for proofreading
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