《Irresponsible Former God of War Renox》Laws, electronics and furniture
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Currently I'm waiting for my stuff to be delivered and while I'm waiting, I'm reading this islands laws, because I don't want to get into the jail for a very stupid reason and escape out of there in an hour. There are some basic laws: killing, stealing etc.. is illegal. Then there are laws that concern my lifestyle: legal drinking age is 16(lucky me), 18 years or older can't have sex with 14 or younger person. If he/she is 14, then it's legal. Can drive a car at 16, same with all motorcycles. Shit. I should've moved here sooner. As I read the last of laws 'ding' 'ding'.
"My stuff is here."(Renox)
Getting off the toilet, flushing it and washing my hands, I go out of my room and enter the lift. Descending to the first floor,I see a delivery guy in front of the receptionist. Walking over there, we exchange greetings and I sign the papers.
We then start to carry all the electronics
upstairs and I help too, to get it done faster. After fifteen minutes everything is there and I give the two guys both 50€. I can be generous, if I want.
Closing the door, I turn around and see a lot of boxes.
"Now have to wait for my furniture,that will arrive tomorrow."(Renox)
Moving the boxes to the corner, I change my clothes: blue jeans, a pair of black Vans's, regular black shirt and a black hoodie. I take a black umbrella, because it looks like it's going to rain soon. I love rain.
Locking the door, I enter the elevator and go down to the first floor. As I reach the outside door, I see that the rain has started. Opening the umbrella, I walk to the grocery store, to finally get some food.
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After walking for ten minutes, I enter the store, close the umbrella and take a shopping cart. I can't take anything, that needs to be in a fridge, so junk food. Starting my shopping I pick up: 2l Coca-Cola, a bag of air(lays), 200g of gummy bears, cereal and Five gum(mint). Moving to check out, I waited for ten minutes, because some grandma couldn't remember her pin code.
Finally paying for my stuff, I throw it in the plastic bag and take some gum. Because it's still raining, I open my umbrella and back home I go. On my way home, I see a mugging in an alleway, but I ignore it. Why? Because mne pohhui. Finally getting home, I take off my shoes,go straight to the 'bedroom' and lay down. Opening my laptop, I wait for it to start up and while that is going on, I open my bag of air and start to eat. Logging in, I go over my mails and see that my equipment will arrive at Friday, so in four days. Surfing the internet only one thought is in my head:
'I'm horny'
I would watch porn, but I won't get hard, from watching. I have tried hentai and porn and still nothing. But if I have sex, it's hard for hours. There are pluses and minuses of being a son of Inianna.
Because it's still 17.30, I decide to watch some Netflix.
Waking up in the morning, I get off the bed to strech my limbs and put my laptop to charge. Sleepily I walk to the bathroom while scratching my hair. Brushing my teeth and taking a bath, I start to wait for my furniture.
Three hours later, the furniture is in my room and getting it here was a pain in the ass. Lets start assembling this bitch.
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It took me four days. Four fucking days to put all the stuff together and set it where I wanted. I had to look for that one screw for an hour, until I found it. 'sigh' Last time I do this kinda shit on this scale. Anyways in my living room there is: a huge black leather couch, in front of it is a coffee table. My 50"inch flat screen is on a black wooden TV stand. The ps4 is connected with TV and I have two remotes: ones the regular black and the other is custom made white remote with red pattern. I bought Destiny and GTA5 as physical copies and a few games are digital. Back to the topic. My kitchen has a lot of white shelves with black doors, an oven, a huge silver fridge with two doors, a dishwasher, a sink and a table for six. I need to buy plates, cups and other stuff later. In the bedroom is a king sized bed and night stands on each side. In front of the bed on the wall is a 42 inch TV hooked to my laptop. There are also two closets for clothes. My office has a simple design. A table, dual monitors, custom build PC, six book shelves(empty) and a black boss chair. The 'armory' room currently has metal shelves, gun stands and a table. The last room is for storing random stuff.
Looking at my place, my phone rings and look who it is. It's Rein the sonofabitch.
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