《Ode to Freud》Extra Chapter 46: Forest Spirit Tales (3)
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Silly Billy was so silly; he would take a river bath when it’s chilly.
Someone asked Silly Billy:
“Why do you bath even when it’s chilly?”
Silly Billy said:
“Because I like to bath every day!”
“Even when it’s chilly? Won’t you become sicky?”
“As if!”
Silly Silly Billy became sicky, and could no longer get up from his bed.
So Silly Billy went and said:
“Ma, please take me to the river!”
And his Ma said:
“Silly Billy, you know you’re sicky, you shouldn’t bath when the day is so chilly!”
But Silly Billy still wanted to bath, so he said to his Pa:
“Pa, please take me to the river!”
And his Pa said:
“Silly Billy, you’re sicky and you shouldn’t bath when the day is so chilly!”
So Silly Billy turned to his brother.
“Brother, please take me to the river!”
And his brother answered:
“Brother Billy, you’re sicky. You shouldn’t bath when it’s chilly!”
But Silly Billy is so Silly, he turned to his sister.
She said:
“Billy, Billy, quit being silly. You can’t bath, the day is too chilly!”
So Silly Billy had no way but to wait, and wait and wait.
Wait for his bath.
But poor Billy become more and more sicky.
So one day, Silly Billy said:
“Ma, take me to the river!”
And his ma said:
“Silly Billy, you’re silly. But I cannot stop after you ask so much. Let’s go to the river, even if it’s chilly.”
So Silly Billy went to the river, and as soon as he entered the water, he started to poop.
His mother turned to him, shivering:
“Silly Billy, what are you doing pooping like this?”
And Silly Billy said:
“Ma, only in water can I poop!”
“But why Silly Billy?”
Silly Billy turned to his mother and said:
“Because the Forest Spirit lives in the ground, and if in the ground I poop it will be mad at me!”
Oh Silly Billy, how Silly!
His mother said:
“Oh Billy, the Forest Spirit lives in the forest, not in the ground! You don’t need to come bath only to poop!”
Silly Billy then said:
“Oh, how Silly! Mother take me home, because it’s chilly!”
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