So mew weally sowwy for mew not posting in a while....and sowwy to my fan(s?) that mew haven't replied back to message sent FOUR MONTHS AGO! I know...mew ish a bwad kittycat. But mew will twy to get in more chappys if mew can twy!

On bwetter news! During this nice "break" and "calming" time for mew, mew was always adding in new ideas and thoughts into the story thingyies! So its not that mew ran out of idea to write, but mew is just lazy and have a bwad thing called "life" attacking mew! But mew with FIGHT! FOR CUTENESS!!!!!

ANNNDDDD HERE'S CHAPPY 35!!!!!!!!!

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Chapter 35 :

A tremor ran through the soft fluffy body as Will begun to regain his consciousness from the hands of sleep.

Rubbing his newly enlarged eyes with his big paws, Will checked out what happened to his body after that intense period of pain.

Looking over his body, it shocked him so much that he stopped moving altogether.

(I’m...I’M FREAKIN HUGE!)

Staring at his now massive body, compared to his adorable cute kitty body from before, Will - had a nervous breakdown.

(AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)

Loud screaming dragged itself from deep within, it shook him so much that he almost passed out again.

Startled, the nearby Beastkins jumped at the noise, looking over they saw that the sleeping monster had woken up.

(Blake) “Wonder why it’s making all that noise? Did it lose something?”

(Aqua) “Don’t worry about it, it’s probably doing one of it’s weird thing again.”

Deciding that they would be better off to just ignore it, the Beastkins moved a bit farther away from the screaming (now) large kitty.

(My...MY CUTENESS LEVELS! They’re FALLING!)

Invisible to even his own message screens, he stared at a vertical clear bar with a red gauge. On top, was the the word “CUTENESS” and as he watched, the red bar rapidly dropped.

100...2...0...2…-1000000000000000……

Flashing red lights, the bar started turning completely black as it plummet downwards.

(NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

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DING!

The host has evolved!

The host has evolved to it’s teen form!

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DING!

Since the host has advanced past the cub stage, the host has unlocked new abilities!

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The host has acquired new Inherent Ability: Human Transformation

Human Transformation (Level MAX)

Allows the user to change it’s form into a human

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The host has acquired new Inherent Ability: True Sight

True Sight (Level MAX)

Allows the user to see the light and darkness within everything.

The user is able to perceive the identity of what is seen.

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DING!

As a reward for the host’s achievements, Tutorial guide #18 have sent a gift!

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GIFT!

Feline Combat (Level - N/A)

Allows the user to understand the method of Feline Combat.

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Stopping abruptly, Will opened and closed his jaws several times as he stared at the influx of new screens in front of him.

(Elyan) “Hey guys! That kitty is staring at a random place weirdly again! Is there something wrong with it?”

(Aqua) “SHHH!”

A little away from him, Will could hear the whispering of the Beastkins as they spoke to each other, some of which seemed really rude.

(I’m not crazy! I just lost a lot of CUTENESS levels, it’s like a blasphemy against CUTENESS!)

As if it was listening to him, another new screen popped up.

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DING!

???? has given you a pity gift!

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GIFT!

Size Alteration (Level MAX)

The user can manipulate their own size to any they had been before.

The minimum and maximum size that can be changed to is that of the respective sizes that the host had been.

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(How convenient! Whoever that was, thanks!)

Ignoring the fact that he had no idea who that was, or why they were able to mess with his status and abilities Will just accepted it for what it was - a “gift”.

Cause yeah, that’s right, trusting everyone is just SUCH a good trait.

(I wanna see what this thing does! Time to change!)

Imagining himself becoming smaller, Will physically felt himself shrinking down.

(It...IT WORKS! ALL HAIL CUTENESS!)

Happy with his accomplishments, Will looked over to the really quiet Beastkins.

They stared back at him with eyes of disbelief.

(Humm… don’t they seem kinda short?)

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Aqua’s POV

She was able to accept the fact that they were following a unique kind of monster. And maybe the fact that their lives were in it’s...paws.

But there was a limit to being ridiculous.

It was bad enough that they had to encounter a giant group of goblin riders, and then been forced to camp out in the open while the cat monster was evolving.

Then came the last straw when the newly evolved cat monster woke up.

It started screaming, became quiet for a second, and stared off into space.

Next it just causally turned into a HUMAN.

Long bright blue hair draped down to his shoulders, his physical appearance was something that came from a dream. Beautiful clear white skin, piercing blue eyes, well developed lean muscles it was a like a sculpted perfect body. And the worst part? He was completely in his birthday suit, or in other words, he was completely NAKED.

Someone elbowed her while she was thinking.

(Ruby) “Hey, I haven't lost my mind right?”

(Blake) “If you have, then so have I.”

The rest of the group stayed speechless as they were too busy freaking out.

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(What did I do?)

Wondering why they were looking in his direction with such strange eyes, weirdly enough one of them seemed like she was looking at a piece of meat...probably his imagination.

(Well...it’s probably not important, time to get moving! Pity that my zombies and skeletons disappeared though…)

Moving his front paw forward, Will took a step, and fell on his face.

Spitting out the leaves that was in his mouth, Will noticed that he somehow had really weird body proportions now.

(....Is it me, or did my front paws shorten? Weird…)

Taking a more careful look, Will moved one of his front paws to his face.

It had changed quite a bit, there was fingers instead of his little claws and it even had a thumb attached to it.

(Wait...a thumb? Cats don’t have THUMBS...Oh crap.)

With a much more closer observation of his body, he knew why the Beastkins were reacting to him like that.

(I turned into a human? How did that happened…)

Opening his status.

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Name: Will

Age: 0

Gender : Male

Race : White Winged Tiger

Inherent Skills

-Human Transformation (Level MAX)

-True Sight (Level MAX)

-Feline Combat (Level - N/A)

-Size Alteration (Level MAX)

Level : 1

Skills (Monster)

-Munchies (Level MAX)

-Leaf Creation (Level 3)

-Poison Resistance (Level 28)

-Poison Creation (Level 1)

-Abnormal State Resistance (Level 4)

-Purple Swirls (Level MAX)

-Ice Mist (Level 3)

-Flame Breathe (Level 2)

-Needle Creation (Level 9)

Jobs (Human)

Mana : 90/90

-Tamer (Level 2)

- Details

-Necromancer (Level 3)

- Details

-Farmer (Level 2)

- Details

Mental State : Normal

Physical State : Healthy

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(Hummm, how very interesting. Well, guess I used the wrong ability then? How do I get back to being cute and tiny? Maybe just thinking to become small isn’t the right move.)

Deep in thought, Will entirely disregarded the still staring Beastkin girls as well as the fact that he had not a scrap of clothing on him at all.

(AHA! I got it! Think about little kitties and CUTENESS! That’ll definitely do the trick!)

Intensely concentrating on that thought, Will started to feel changes over his body.

(Yes! It’s working! Wait...I don't seem to be getting smaller...how odd.)

Without him noticing, though the Beastkin girls saw the whole thing. HIs human ears moved up his head as if it was skiing, and changed into a blue furred kitty ears. Will’s spine lengthened and then poked through his skin and stretched itself into a nice long blue kitty tail.

Those were the only physical changes that he experienced from trying to activate his abilities.

(This...doesn’t seem to be included in the descriptions.)

Wondering about what was up with the system, Will looked over his abilities carefully in case he did miss something about him being able to turn part cat. Unfortunately there was nothing on it, apparently he was able to do things that weren’t mentioned as part of the skill descriptions.

How cheat-like, not.

Imagine you’re working with some kind of new machine, and the manual that came with it had for some reason or another decide to skip past certain parts of the overall workings of it. So you follow the direction and stuff and press the start button. Well, apparently, that blade-like thing you were told to put near your hands? Well, THAT’S the chainsaw’s head, it was suppose to be able to convert from non-lethal and lethal mode. You know, to keep the number of people being chopped to pieces to a relative low.

A pity non-lethal mode, is rather lethal for the user. But that’s not really important, cause, duh, you’re helping with stopping people from being killed by some psycho with a chainsaw. You’re not doing charity for the wielders of the chainsaw. Like, who does that? Not. My. Problem.

Usually, the saying goes, what you don’t know can’t hurt you, it’ll hurt the people around you. But in this instance, what you don’t know can and will hurt you, just not those other people.

(Well..better be careful with what's going on then I guess?)

Deciding that there’s no point trying to go back to being all cute and fluffy, not that he really have any idea what he was doing to begin with.

Deciding that it would be a rather good idea to wear something. He started producing a layer of green leaf clothing right over his skin.

Will checked out how his body worked as he worked.

(Movements seems good, no problems with height I guess, at least I’m taller than they are. Pity I can’t see myself on a mirror or something…)

Glancing over to the Beastkins, who seems to be snapping out of their stupor after seeing him without a single scrap of clothing on him, their brains begin processing the data it had received.

(Aqua) “Hey, am I already dead or something? Is this a dream? I thought is was weird that he was human, and the next second he turns into a Beastkin. Coincidence? I think not!”

Speaking to the other girls, Aqua seemed oddly happy.

(Blake) “I’m probably dead if you are, we’re seeing the same thing, so don’t worry. At least we know we’re not crazy.”

(Elyan) “How do we know we’re not crazy? We could all just be the same crazy.”

(Yang) “Who cares! It has to be that the CUTENESS god has DESCENDED! It used the kitty as a vessel!”

(Aqua) “Hah, $#%#$5, do us a favor and just stop talking? Wait...hey, $%^^? Why haven’t you say anything yet?”

Noticing that all the other girl’s gazes were directed at her, Ruby rubbed the drool from her mouth with a hand.

(Ruby) “Huh? What? What did I miss?”

The rest of the girls were looking at her with a rather intense stare.

(Aqua) “What were you thinking just now?”

(Ruby) “Nothing!”

Her quick reply didn’t give her innocence any credit, neither did the fact that she still was wiping away drool that had overflowed from her mouth.

(Well...I’ll just ignore that. Yeah, seen quite enough things to safety say that I’m so NOT safe. My “flower” might get picked today! No! That can’t happen! I need to become a wizard!)

With insignificant chatter inside his head, Will took a good look at their surroundings.

There were thick, tall trees densely packed together only a few meters away from him. Around them were less clustered trees, which was probably why he didn’t die from suffocation after turning into a big kitty.

Listening carefully, Will could hear the slight sound of running water.

(Hey, there’s a river nearby! So...why are we still alive? We were easy prey, any monster could have attacked and we would have been all wiped out. I was sleeping and the Beastkins weren’t armed. How strange.)

That was a rather intelligent analyze, as in the law of the jungle, the weak is eaten and the stronger gets stronger. Why they weren’t killed and swallowed, well that stems from an interesting aspect, mewkekekekemeow.

Clumsily walking on his two feet, Will slowly got used to moving only on two limbs, it was a rather good thing that he grew a tail as it was able to help balance him.

Will started moving in the direction of the running water, while the Beastkin girls from a distance followed behind him.

Arriving to the source, Will saw that a wide stream ran through the forest, as it snaked around the many trees that stood high above the ground.

It was a really clear and clean looking stream as well, as Will could even see the bottom of it.

(I’ll say, maybe about 10 meters wide and 30ish meters deep? Something like that I guess. Well time for a drink!)

Seeing that there weren’t any immediate danger around, Will still rather clumsily walked over to the edge and bended down to get a nice long drink.

And fell right in.

“PWEESH!”

Spitting out the water, Will forgot that he...couldn’t swim. Or rather he wasn’t used to swimming in this form. Kinda like playing different kinds of games. If you go from a RPG to a first-person shooter, even if you have played both of them, it still takes a little while to adjust.

(Oh CRAP! Time to kitty paddle!)

Moving his paws, er, his HANDS. Will attempted to swim back up.

Of course all he did was sink in deeper, and deeper, and even more deeper.

Then he began moving upwards, gaining speed Will flew out from the stream and landed on the edge breathing heavily.

(Man, I almost died because I completely forgot that KITTY paddling couldn’t be used in a HUMAN form! Death by stupidity. Death would have had a field day.)

Signing to himself, Will stood up and pat himself to get rid of whatever random things that might have had gotten on his newly created green leaf clothing.

(Huh?)

Peering over his shoulder, Will saw that on his right upper shoulder, there was some kind of black jelly like egg stuck to the green leaves.

It resembles one of those fish eggs that people eat in Japan, but was the size of a baseball.

(Speaking of Japan and fish eggs, I suddenly want to eat sushi...maybe I can cook this thing?)

Pulling the egg off his back, Will looked at it. Then looked over to the Beastkin girls who still seemed to be keeping their distance.

(Maybe I can get them to lower their guards if I feed them something! That’s a really smart Idea! For here on out this egg will be known as “Beefsteak”!)

Squatting down next to the stream where he almost died less than a minute ago, Will created a piece of thick circular bowl-like black spike and dropped the baseball sized egg in the center of it.

Then he moved the bowl over and dunked it in the stream, filling the entire bowl while the egg quietly floated in it.

Taking a breathe, Will poured out a burst of flames from his mouth and started to boil the egg, since he figured, you know, the egg was kinda like a jelly-ish texture so boiling it would be the best.

Besides, he like hard-boiled eggs.

Seeing that Will was trying another of his little “experiments” again, the Beastkin girls back off even more, making a distance of more than 5 meters away from Will as he continued blowing bursts of flame into the bowl.

“CRACK! CRACK!”

(Oh? How is it making a cracking sound? It’s soft...did I overcook it?)

And the egg hatched into a little miniature version of one of those Black Ants.

The newborn floated around what was left of the remaining water in the bowl and kinda wiggled around, as if it was test firing it’s newly created appendages.

(Soo..wanted an hard boiled egg, and what do I get? A pet. Yep, I’m keeping you...now where that screen…)

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Tame (Level 2)

Allows the user to form a bond with a creature.

There are forced bonds and agreement bonds.

Forced bonds can be used whenever a creature refuses an agreement bond.

By defeating and beating the creature until their are weak, they can be forced into a bond by the user.

Number of controlled creatures is determined by level.

Current Number :

-Max : 2 Creature

The host can change the amount of experience gained from creatures.

Current Experience Taken :

-Max : 75%

-Current : 25%

Creatures that evolve, have their bonds broken and needs to be remade.

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(Good, seems like I have another spot for a new monster! Time to see if this will work!)

“MEW!” (Tame!)

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DING!

The host has created a agreement bond with a monster.

Current number of bonds :

2/2

Does the host wish to give a name to the newly bonded monster? Yes/No

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(Duh, I wanna name it! I’ll call you...Blacky!)

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Due to naming the tamed monster, Blacky.

The host can now access its status.

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(Now time to see whatever this thing is…)

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Name : Blacky

Age : 0

Gender : Female

Race : Black Ant Queen (Infant)

Level : 0

Skills :

Spawn (Level MAX) (LOCKED)

Hive Mind (Passive MAX) (LOCKED)

Mana : 0/0

Current State :

Tamed By Will

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(...Man, exactly why is the QUEEN of the Black Ants doing floating down a stream? What am I? Some kind of MC or something? What are the chances?)

In reality, it actually was rather large. When the group of Black Ants swarmed past Will’s base to get away from the T-Rex riders, they were trying to protect their Queen, who under all that confusion accidentally fell into a stream. In it, while dying, the Queen had a subconscious action of laying out hundreds of eggs. Unlike normal Black Ant eggs, these ones all carried a tiny Black Ant Queen in each of them.

While the Queen was drowning, the eggs floated down with the current, and then were deposited into different places. In the sandy banks, near roots of trees, even finding a place to nest in the bottom of the stream itself. One of them was the one Will found where it had been caught by his clothing and hatched into what is now known as Blacky.

This is also the reason why such a weak and somewhat peaceful specie was able to survive in such an environment where the rules are those of the jungle - survival of the fittest.

(Now then time to test if a little baby can understand words.)

(Will) [TESTING...TESTING...Can you understand me Blacky?]

Instead of words as reply, a gush of emotions was transferred directly into Will’s mind.

Hunger, fear, hunger, hunger, HUNGER!

(Guess it’s hungry? What did they eat again? Oh right.)

Pulling a fistful of leaves from his shoulder off his now watery green clothing, Will moved them over to the tiny Black Ant Queen dropped it right into the bowl.

As if it felt that food was nearby, Blacky struggled and weirdly swam over to the leaves and began ripping and chewing it.

(Must be what it feels like when you have a cute little baby. Well, time to set up another base. Gonna need some defenses if we’re going to stay here any longer.)

(Aqua) “Hey...hello? Little...kitty?”

While Will was focused on his newly caught pet, Aqua and the others had walked closer until barely a meter separated them.

(Will) “...”

Will looked at them and wondered if the translation system would work.

(Will) “Yes? Can you understand me?”

Astonishment appeared over their faces, and Aqua hurriedly answered.

(Aqua) “Yes! Yes! We can understand you!”

Butting in, the others started to speak as well.

(Ruby) “Hey! So, what’s up with that form? Are you trying to copy us of something?”

(Blake) “Hey, $%^($# sometimes you’re really insensitive. Do us a favor and stop talking.”

Hearing Blake’s resort, Ruby started arguing about how she was way to direct and needed to say things a bit less harsh.

(Will) “Hey, I been wondering, why can’t I seem to understand your names?”

Looking at the two bicker, while Yang and Elyan watched, Will turned and asked Aqua.

(Aqua) “I don’t know what you mean, aren’t everything we say in our Beastkind language? You should be able to understand everything seeing that you have a perfect grasp of the language.”

(Will) “Weird…”

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DING!

Would the host like to switch the names with his own created ones?

Yes/No

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(...I wonder how far away the person controlling this system is? Better be REALLY far away.)

Pressing “Yes” with his mind, Will noticed that Aqua was still staring at him.

(Will) “Sorry about that, I was thinking of something.”

(Aqua) “So that's what you were doing whenever you look into space?”

(Will) “Something like that, so what happened to you guys being afraid of me?”

Somewhat confused about the fast switch from fear to normality, Will asked Aqua.

She shrugged, and returned his question with one of her own.

(Aqua) “If you wanted to do something to us, why wait until now?”

(Will) “But you guys were scared when you walked over to me right?”

Will turned to the other girls who had stopped chattering and were listening to his and Aqua’s conversation.

(Yang) “I’m not scared! You are the CUTENESS god!”

Blake and Ruby quickly covered her mouth with their hands.

(Blake) “Don’t listen to her, you are whatever you say you are.”

Then moving the struggling Yang further away, She and Ruby started quietly talking to her while still keeping her from speaking.

(Must be trying to get her to stop that...not that its my problem. Whatever, time to turn this area into a base. It’s near a source of water so I think I can make a natural...bath thingy?)

(Will) “Well, I need you girls to..um, wander a bit far away now. I’m gonna start making this place into another base.”

Seeing the confusion on their faces Will explained it to them.

(Will) “Remember that place that you guys stayed at for a while? The one with the bath? Or whatever that was…”

The girls nodded to his words.

(Will) “Yeah, so I'm making another one here so we can have some sort of defense against other creatures.”

(Aqua) “You made it? The entire place?”

(Will) “Yep.”

Somewhat happy that his efforts were kinda praised, Will noticed that weird collar thing again on Aqua’s neck.

(I been wondering… Is that some sort of fashion thing around here or something?)

As he was continuing to stare at the collar, Will felt as if he was drawn towards it, causing him to lean closer to the collar.

Almost instinctively, he opens his jaws wide and before anyone could stop him, took a chunk right out of the shiny metal loop.

Crewing, Will tasted its flavor - and he almost throw it back out.

Stopping himself right before he really did puke, he swallowed the thing as fast as possible.

Breathing heavily, Will looked up from his leaned over position and saw that the Beastkin girls were all staring at him again, this time with what looked like hope in their eyes.

Just as he registered that.

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Ding!

The host has acquired new Job!

Job - Enchanter Unlocked!

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BEEP!

Due to the host insufficient experience with the class, it has been reduced to its lowest tier job.

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Ding!

The host has acquired new Job!

Job - Engraver Unlocked!

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(...that could happen? Interesting...well probably not really important. Let’s see how this class work…)

Pulling open the screen.

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Engraver (Level 1)

From long ago, when the primates wandered around to now. People like drawing things for some weird reason, so on one strange day, a dude wondered what would happen if he draw stuff on other things while using mana. The result? A giant explosion that caused almost everyone within a hundred miles to get wiped out.Since then, to ensure something like that didn’t happen again, people decided to tame this strange power. And use it in wars instead, great way huh?

Job Skills :

Engrave Rune (Level 1)

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(Well...that's a rather nice way of putting it.)

Closing the kinda mean screen in front of him, Will opened up his status.

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Name: Will

Age: 0

Gender : Male

Race : White Winged Tiger

Inherent Skills

-Human Transformation (Level MAX)

-True Sight (Level MAX)

-Feline Combat (Level - N/A)

-Size Alteration (Level MAX)

Level : 1

Skills (Monster)

-Munchies (Level MAX)

-Leaf Creation (Level 3)

-Poison Resistance (Level 28)

-Poison Creation (Level 1)

-Abnormal State Resistance (Level 4)

-Purple Swirls (Level MAX)

-Ice Mist (Level 3)

-Flame Breathe (Level 2)

-Needle Creation (Level 9)

Jobs (Human)

Mana : 100/100

-Tamer (Level 2)

- Details

-Necromancer (Level 3)

- Details

-Farmer (Level 2) -

- Details

-Engraver (Level 1)

- Details

Mental State : Normal

Physical State : Healthy

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(Well, I passed the hundred mana crossroad! Then, I guess I should first deal with this.)

As Will was looking off into the distance, the Beastkin girls surrounded Aqua and watched as she pulled the remains of the slave collar off her neck.

Pulling his gaze away, Will looked towards the girls as they seemed surprised that Aqua wasn’t suffering from anything.

(Will) “So, I’m guessing that wasn’t a fashion statement?”

His voice being the girls back from their stupor, each of them looked at him as if he was their savior, and he kinda was in reality.

(Elyan) “How did you get that off? I thought only the masters and slavers could take off them!”

(Will) “Slavers? So you were slaves or something? Wow, such a common theme in fantasy and I’m looking right at it!”

(Aqua) “Hey… can you take the rest of them off the others as well? I’m begging you!”

Seeing that her expression really did seem like she was pleading for his help, Will didn’t really think all that hard.

(Will) “Sure, it's not that big of a deal.”

It was.

See those things were called “Collars of Slavery”. Usually, once they are put on a creature, it only gets taken off when their a corpse. In other words, strictly speaking, very few individuals even know the method to release a slave. That included the slavers themselves, since after all who wants to give an object it’s freedom back?

Then there is the collar itself. It has a bunch of nice convenient functions for people to use! Like for example, it’s in a way indestructible! Why? Cause the only people who wants it off care about the person it’s on, so if they try taking it off with force and not the correct way to safely remove the collar. The collar, that had been sucking in all the mana of its wearer releases all of it in one blast! The result? Well, unless they are like seriously tough and can heal themselves from pieces of body parts, they are so dead. Along with anyone in a certain radius around themselves, and the more mana the wearer has the bigger the explosion.

So...Will just pretty much ate a mana bomb.

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MEW again! Mew sway sowwy to bwad things, but at weast mew writing got a wittle bwetter! cause mew was able to proofwead it again and again.

Oh and mew should warn my fan(s?) SORRY BUT MEW NOT KNOW WHEN NEW CHAPPY SHOW UP! IT'LL PROBABLY SHOW UP IN.....ANOTHER 3 MONTHS? OR MAYBE TOMORROW? WHO KNOWS? IN FACT JUST IGNORE THIS THING FOR A WHILE....AND READ IT IN LIKE 5 YEARS.....

I UPDATE SLOW....MEW SOWWY! MEW TWY BETTER SOON!

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FROM : CUTENESS

TO : GOD

MEW WANT LIFE TO BE WICER TO MEW!

END MESSAGE.

FROM : GOD

TO : CUTENESS

Take this and go to the nearest gun store. Walk in, and pretend to hold a gun up and shout the following words. "PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR OR I'M GONNA SHOT YOU F*CKERS!". Then you'll have a nicer life!

8 MONTHS LATER

FROM : CUTENESS

TO : GOD

HAVE MY LAWSUIT GOT TO YOU YET? I'M SUING YOU SO MUCH THAT EVEN GOD CAN'T GET OFF EASY!

8 MILLION YEARS LATER

FROM : GOD

TO : CUTENESS (Deceased)

Ah, sorry about that I went to sleep for a bit. I got to say, I was kidding! HAHA! Just a prank dude! Well...You can try RIP me B*ITCH, and I'll just take a nap. BOOM! Problem goes away!