Chapter 3:

Time Until Hatching : 00 Days 00 Hours 00 Minutes

Does the host wish to hatch? Yes/ No

Using his non existent finger he pressed “yes”.

A crack broke through the dark sky. Or at least that's what it looked like to him.

Slowly widening, a blinding light was revealed to his newly made eyes.

(Man that hurts! The hell! IT BURNS! The stupid light is burning my eyes!!)

The host has hatched. As such he can now choose his name.

The host gender will be randomly selected or chosen from a list.

Does the host wish to manually select his gender? Yes/ No

(The fuc*? What do you mean randomly selected? I’m already born, how can I change my damn gender NOW? This should have been determined when I was in the flipping egg!)

Does the host wish to randomly select his gender? Yes/ No

(Wait...WAIT! What happened to me choosing my own gender?)

He then used his mind to press “no”.

The host has chosen to choose his own gender.

Therefore a list will be available for the host to choose from.

(PHEEW! Thought I would have a major problem at the start, man that was close….though I feel like it was trying to trick me or something? Weird, it gave a different prompt the second time….)

Lost within his thoughts, he almost failed to notice the screen change in front of him.

Genders available for host :

-Male

-Female

-Both

-Neither

-Other

(..................... I’m not even going to ask, let's go with “male”.)

He firmly pressed the “male” choice with his mind.

The host has chosen the “male” gender.

A message had been left from Tutorial guide #18.

Message start :

“Hope you like to wiggle on the ground like the insect you are :D”.

Message end.

Gender incorporation initiating….

(? I thought that stupid Tutorial guide already left my mind? And what’s with the message and that weird ass system message? It reminds me of the times when I installed new programs to my computer…. you can’t be serious…..Right?)

A sudden pain erupted completely over his new body, making him wish that someone could end it all…. with a lot of painkillers. As he obviously didn’t want to die within the first 10 minutes of his new life.

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SOMEWHERE FAR, FAR, AWAY OR SOMETHING

TSK……

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(I think I blacked out from the pain….damn I’m not even sure what and where the hell I am and I get these pain in the ass events…..Sigh, I’m going to need to figure everything out. First, Status.)

The system complied with his thoughts and the familiar screen was once again seen.

Name: Unknown (Currently not have been chosen)

Age: 0 (Recently born)

Gender : Male

Race : White Winged Tiger (Cub)

Level : 1

Skills (Monster)

-Munchies (Level MAX)

Jobs (Human)

Not Chosen

Mental State : Somewhat normal (Pain has temporarily confused host)

Physical State : Healthy

(I’m a WHAT? I thought I was at least humanoid or something….well a kitty still isn’t so bad actually. I do like fluffy things and now I’m a adorable kitty cat :). At least I think so. Well time to test out this new body.)

He started to move his body and open his eyes. The first thing he saw was…. a tree.

The next thing seen was…. another tree.

Nothing unnatural, a tree, like the ones in his past life.

Tall, wooden, brown, green stuff on top. Like a boccelli, but bigger. A natural normal tree, surrounded by a lot of other large normal trees.

Within a large normal forest. Which has within it a large number of huge man-eating monsters.

Kinda like the one in front of him.

This large normal monster looked kinda like a T-Rex. Big jaws, dry, scaly, dark brown snake like skin, huge foot long sharp pointy teeth, 5 meters tall, the usual kind of large extinct dinosaur.

(Wow a T-Rex! Cool!)

He calmly and somewhat happily comments on the creature in front of him.

The T-Rex look alike stares at him, drool flowing out through its teeth and onto the green, lush plantlife underneath.

(I wonder how much he weighs? I doubt its a herbivore, seeing those teeth. Man I wouldn’t want to meet one of these things! HAHAHAHAHAHA, meeting them is like instant death! Man, I’m glad this is just a great picture!)

Completely ignoring reality. He chooses to analyze the situation like a commenter would for a football game.

The T-Rex look alike continued to stare at what could probably be the stupidest prey it has ever had the fortune of hunting.

The thing looked like small white kitten with crystal blue eyes, except it has a pair of snowy white wings the same size as the entire body. The entire length from head to tail was about 2 feet with the tail taking up 1 feet by itself. The wings curled around the entire 1 feet body the same length and size as it.

In all honestly, it was a nibble for it at most, but food is food no matter the quantity really, and the quality didn’t seem too bad either.

(Once this is over, I really need to find out what the hell is my egg doing in the middle of nowhere? Isn’t there suppose to be a nest or something?)

Returning from his small trip over fantasyland he started using his brand new limbs to try climbing a tree. After all it's what you are suppose to do whenever a large 5 meter dinosaur look alike is after you.

Moving his adorably small paws, he was able to stagger on his feet.

Then stepping with his front paw, he… fell down.

(^#&*#^&*$^, why the #&$&*^$ do I feel like I have a bounder on my back?)

Turning his head, our small adorable and extremely pissed kitty cat gazed on his brand new additions that never did exist on him beforehand, wings.