《Re:Shinobi》Team placement
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Hokage pov
“Looks like the next generation have quite a lot of potential”~i said to the everyone currently in the room.
This included the potential jonin senseis,the clan heads of all the clan kids that took the exams and ..Danzo.
He of course was standing in one of the darkened corners of the room.
“Now all shinobi who are not potential jonin leave”~i said to the room at large.
“Hokage sama with all due respect we would like to know where our kids are going to be placed”~said hyuga Hiashi, many of the clan heads also agreed with.
I sighed before i said “While i understand your need to know where your children will be placed,i have given you an order carry it out”.
The heads all started to leave though you could tell they were dissatisfied with my decision.
Danzo was still in the room.
“Danzo as you know i ordered all shinobi who were not potential jonin senseis to get out”~ i say while leaking quite a bit of killing intent.
Most of the jonin were sweating and looked terrified with the exception Kurenai,Asuma,Gai,Anko and kaka…. Sigh looks like his late again.
Danzo on the other simply stated in a matter of fact tone that he needed to talk to me about something.
“Say what you want to say” ~ i say as let up on my killing intent.Soon i would come to regret these words.
“The jinchuuriki and the uchiha are highly unstable i would recommend sending somebody to keep an eye on them”.
“Luckily you don’t have to worry about who have is going to be their since i have already picked them”~he said in a neutral tone.
“Oh and what makes you think that i would let you put someone next to the jinchuriki and the uchiha” ~i respond with a fake smile.
“The uchiha has lost his family and wishes to become stronger, the beating from the hyuga only worsened his lust for power”.
“As for the uzumaki as you all saw he panicked when he thought that the inuzuka had an advantage over him and usd the demon's chakra”.
At this quite a few jonins started to mutter about it.
“The people i have chosen have the ability to counter them”.
“They are both proficient in sealing and have some seals that can bind their abilities”.
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“The one that will be with the uchiha has techniques that cannot be copied,while the other has chakra absorption,chaka disruption and chakra sealing abilities”.
“Those are really specific abilities, where did you get them”~ i asked.
Danzo used to be head of the root but i ordered him to disband them once i found out how he trained his ninja.
“Here are their files”~ he replies with a smirk on his face.
As i looked at their files it seems they had actually been active ninja,which meant danzo hadn’t reactivated his root program.
I gave a mental sigh of relief,but i still did not like the position i had been put in.
He had stayed and waited for when the room was mostly people that hated the jinchuriki before he acted.
Most of the people in the room hated the jinchuuriki and quite a few were not found of the uchiha.
Declining this would seem as if i were favoring them and my reputation would take quite a hit from it.
“So be it”~ i growled at him.
He smirked at me and said “thanks for considering my humble offer…. Hokage sama” as he started to walk out of the door.
I ground my teeth together in anger.
Once the door was closed i started to address the jonin and tell them their teams.
“Team 1 ……...team 6 will be Toshiaki Hyuga,Naruto Uzumaki and Zen,mitarashi anko you will be their sensei”.
“Excuse me hokage but i would like to know why i am here,i am horrible with social interaction and i hate brats”.
“Plus i never signed up for the list of shinobi who wanted to become jonin senseis”~ anko said in a rarely heard respectful tone.
“Mitarashi i will discuss it with you after i finish assingning the teams”~ i replied cooly.
Team 7 will be Sasuke uchiha,Hyuga hinata and Sai under kaka….. Gai when we are done can you tell your rival his team~i asked.
“YES HOKAGE SAMA”!!!~he shouted.
“Team eight will be like last generations inoshikacho under asuma”.
Asuma nodded at me.
“Team ten will be Sakura haruno,shino aburame and kiba Inuzuka”.
“Now that you all have your teams you are all dismissed with the exception of Anko”~ i say .
They all shunsined out of the room.
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“ Now mitarashi san the reason”... creeeeeaaak.
Just as i started to talk to anko, kakashi came in.
“Ummm…...i was helping an old lady cross the road”~Said Kakashi as he read his limited edition gold covered icha icha road to hell.
I sweat dropped at such a ridiculous claim, i guess i should be used to it by now.
“We have already assigned genin teams, you should ask Gai if you want to know your team”.
“And as punishment you will be giving me your limited edition icha icha book”.
“WHAT!!, you can't do that hokage sama”~ he shouted.
“Hand it over or anko gets to play with you”~ I say as i release my killing intent.
Anko started to smile and pulled out a nutcracker out of nowhere.
“HERE take it” he said in a panicked voice as he threw it on the desk.
He then went to the corner and started muttering about how it was his, and how unfair i was being.
I didn’t care i was just happy that i got the book and i didn't even need to buy it !!
I let out a perverted giggle.
“Hokage sama can we continue”~ i heard anko say.
“Yes of course,kakashi get out”.
He got out.
“As i was saying the reason why i choose you for this team is because you know what it feels like to be hated and have gone through similar things as the uzumaki”.
“Though to a lesser extent,i was hoping that you could help the jinchuuriki with that problem, plus i need you to keep an eye out for zen”.
“ Plus with your personality i was hoping that you could get Naruto and the Hyuga out of their shells”.
“I understand hokage and i will do it but i do not like it” ~ she responded.
“That is all i ask” ~i say to her as she jumps through the window breaking it.
Sigh now i have to fight my greatest enemy…..Paperwork.
I glared at the huge pile in front of me as i started to work again.
Orochimaru pov
I walked into my former home ….. Konoha.
“Soon very soon you will be destroyed kukukukukuku”~ i laughed as i thought how i would destroy this place and kill the third”.
I might have had an orgasm from all the cruel ways i was thinking of killing my former sensei.
“Orochimaru follow us” ~i heard a voice from behind me say.
I turned around only to see the person was already going.
This person wore standard anbu gear but their masks was completely blank with the exception of the word root written at the top of their mask.
I was wearing my normal clothes under a completely black cloak with hood.
Soon we arrived at the base.
I was taken to Danzo private quarters.
“Seems like you came orochimaru”~ Danzo said as he walked out of the shadows.
He moved his hand into a sign and all his root units in the room were immediately at my throat.
I of course simply laughed “kukukuk did you really think i would bring my real body back to konoha to meet you”~ i asked in a condescending tone.
“He narrowed his eye at me and said of course i didn’t,leave us”~ he said to his agents.
“Do you really think that is a good idea”~ i say as all his agents leave the room.
“He ignored me and started to talk,i know that you plan to attack Konoha during the chuunin exams and i want to make a deal with you”.
“Keep talking”~ i hiss.
“ In exchange for not completely destroying the village i will allow you to kill sarutobi and take the uchiha”~ he said with an indifferent tone.
“I will also help you enter the village and aid you in your preparations”~ he added on.
“Kukukuku…..seems like you have a deal i say to him” before dissolving into mud.
In the village of sound,Orochimaru had just received the memories from the clone.
He started started to laugh crazily.
In Front was an operation table and on the table was a sound ninja.
Orochimaru started to cut open the boy who was held down to the table.
“OROCHIMARU SAMA PLEASE STOP …..STOP STOOOOPPP!!!!!!!” He screamed as orochimaru cut him open while laughing.
“Somebody help me…….somebody please help” he cried as tears of pain dripped of his face.
kukukuku..KUKUKUKU!!!!
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