《Living Life as a Plant in a Magical World, Quite Strange Right?》Chapter 3: It's Time to Strike!

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I'm thinking of adding the harem tag, so should I or stick with the single love interest?

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"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it confusing." I wonder why Mr. Confucius? We want to make life difficult because it's the most enjoyable thing right now! I mean what's more exciting than being chased by the government! I said as my gun was loaded with high explosive bullets that were hand made by me.

I had stolen some high valuable plants that I want to analyze for myself as of right now, but it seems like the American government isn't to going to let me do such a horrible deed. Oh, the horror! I have done such an atrocious and abhorrent deed that I am being chased down.

Oh, whatever! Try to catch me if you can! Then I realized that I was leaving my brother and sister alone to fend for themselves. What should I do? They're are only like eight year old or something like that. Nah, they'll be fine, I mean my brother is a super genius that is possibly smarter than me when it comes to trickery.

My sister has brains too but has broken legs so she can't possibly do anything for herself, at least when it comes to leg work. While our parents are just the no good dumbass that only pay attention to my little bro because he is the more athletic and intelligent one.

Even though my little sister is considered a genius, my parents just don't pay any attention and focus on my brother. It's just going to show how dedicated they are to my brother and would ignore everyone else in the family for all its worth. The kind of people my parents are just making me want to stick up my hand out and tell them they aren't my real parents.

Whatever, my brother is a huge siscon so he probably pays a lot more attention to her and if anything I will just be a memory of the irresponsible big bro that abandoned him. I smiled as my mind remembers all the times he tried to best me in all kinds of subjects but lost horribly and still can't really win against me, while my sister laughed at us from the side.

Only was it trickery was where he excel the most, as the memories reminiscent in my mind I take another breather before I walk out of the door. And saw an armored vehicle roaming the roads with a helicopter floating above my head, well aren't they just eager to catch me. I made a small smirk before I made a hand signal with my hand standing straight up as I closed it down into a fist.

A rocket was fired from one of the rooftops and blew up the helicopter as claymore blew up the armored vehicles. I made a devious smile as a helicopter flew in and taken me away in a ladder, while, the location they are flying me is somewhere in the country as escaping the continent will only make me easy picking for the navy to shoot me down.

[Hey, Wake up.]

God damn it! They sent jets! Why jets to catch a helicopter!?! And here I thought the Air Force was much better than that.

[Wake up!]

What's this a hurricane!?! I thought it was clear today!

[I FUCKING SAID WAKE UP ALREADY STUPID MASTER!]

What's going on? Are we under attack?!? Is there a nuclear strike going to hit us!?! I suddenly went into immediate panic mode as I heard Elucidata voice shout right at me. I could almost hear her face palm as I calmed down and organized my thoughts so I could get everything in order.

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[Yes, master a nuclear strike is going to hit us in the freaking medieval times!]

Elucidata made a sighed as I stuck out my tongue and made a teehee sound before looking at the Hive Mind yet again. From the reports sent in by Daisy, I was able to find out about all sorts of animals, creatures, plants and even sentient being around us.

Surely, it was a great find and important ones that shall be needed in the future as I started tinkering with the Hive Mind and finally created an image of what seems like a throne room. It has a red carpet and other things that will appear whenever someone enters and also I found out, while browsing the Hive Mind servers in my past time that I'm able to set avatars!

The avatars are set to be any kind of species that are similar to human or have resembles close to them such as an elf. These avatars appearance will fit the kind of personality each of us has, for an example, we will use me when I was still studying about plants and of such.

It will automatically give me the scientist look with the lab coat, glasses, and a slim body build. All the things that are stereotypical about a scientist and if I can get Elucidata into chat she will probably look like a secretary with glasses and a well-refined skirt and some other things.

I smiled to myself as I keep my eye on the surrounds and I find Kona hunting down a deer and ravaging it with her new rose upgrade. From what I'm told about it, the Rose gives out a higher degree of poisoning and lets out a smell that would be that of sleeping powder.

Some potent stuff I gotta say with a little more power Kona will become a powerhouse in the forest. My thoughts suddenly went into the throne room as I sat on the chair with my scepter in my right hand and a crown on top of my head. A fancy red robed covered my body as I looked towards the right of me to see a beauty of unmeasurable proportion with huge boobs and a clip board in her hands.

The girl was a 7ft Amazon women with a black secretary uniform with a mini skirt and stocking as she wears glasses that go with it. The color of her hair matched the uniform with her snow white skin that looked very smooth with eye color that matches the rainbow. I could probably make a guess that she is Elucidata and is she pretty but as always I keep my cool with a smile.

"Hmmm, master?" I hear a short but cute female voice as the direction it's coming from is right in front of me, as I turned my head to see the cutest loli I seen in a long time. She had beautiful blond hair that runs to her shoulder as she wears a leaf green dress that seems to have small yellow frills surrounding her.

I took a breather to compose myself in front of my servants because I don't want to be an embarrassment! "Master, did you improve this place!?" I turned my face as a vine with roses and small thorns came from the sky and landed right next to the loli or should I say, Daisy. A gorgeous green and red dressed girl with vermillion colored twin tail hair came coming down from the sky, her eyes were clear green with the white surrounding the eyes.

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The girl had huge boobs and even compared to Elucidata they were about the same size! I shook my head of dirty thoughts and gotten myself to think of the reasoning on who decided to use the Hive Mind at the time. There really isn't any problem with us using it because we don't get into danger whatsoever with the fact it goes 1000000 times slower in the real world. Meaning that as of right now, we can basically instantly jump back to our bodies without even a millisecond passing by.

Pretty convenient if I were to say myself, while, the three girls looked at me with each one blushing a little bit. I was confused by such an action that I decided to ask "What seems to be the problem?" They responded by telling me "N-nothing." I was completely dumbfounded at their response because they all said it in synchronization but I decided to not push the matter any further and gotten to the necessary stuff.

"So, let's get back to business, and tell me why you have called everyone here?" Daisy adjusted her posture and looked at me with her azure blue eyes. Everyone looks towards me and shows me respect as I'm practically their master. Well, everyone but Elucidata and that's about it but she is like my superintendent so the other two don't pay it any attention, I explain my thoughts as Daisy continues to explain the situation.

"Master, there is a goblin village west to us with a population around fifty, what is our plan of action?" I tapped my fingers on to the armrest of my chair as I looked at this information and thought of possibilities I could do with it. Goblins are a very well known to be weak and easy to kill creatures. I bet even Kona can just walk in and kill all fifty without even trying.p

It would give me so much precious LF but then again it's also known they can age very quickly as well. Maybe I can force them into a tribute system or something like pigs on a farm but someday it might bite me in the ass as I think of it a little bit longer. If I remember correctly they have evolution as well, maybe I can turn them into a subordinate like in that manga or novel I had read in my past life.

Wouldn't that be fun, oh now I can image it but that isn't very efficient is that? I mean come on, if you think about it, they would be useless cannon fodder that would just run and die. Not very effective isn't it, I contemplated to myself before I made a decision with an evil smile that could make the demon lord cry in fear. "Very well, we shall destroy this small village of their's and don't kill the children or the babies I want to test something out."

I created the most sinister smile as I clapped my hands in delight, oh maybe I'm getting a bad habit. I said as we gotten out from the Hive Mind as I made preparations by creating one another plant with the extra points given to me in my sleep as Kona's hunt gave me about 3 LF to do whatever with it.

I used all the points to create another plant but this time, I created a Snipalon plant which shoots out silent poisonous thorns as it also has a high level of stealth and is capable of sniping enemies from very long range. The view range of the plant is overall very good and can be considered an expert marksman with the capability of finding a snail 1500 yards away.

Really, an efficient stealthy killer capable of giving out the right amount of support in the upcoming fight. I waited as another seed came out and this time a plant about 5 feet tall plant came out. The plant was standing on four vines as it's connected to a green cylinder like thing with a single hole in the middle of it. It was covered in vines with white and black flowers on it, quite the camouflage it got there.

It's really cool! I mean, who doesn't like the badass black and white color scheme, I said to myself as I connected the plant to the Hive Mind and looked upon the plant which doesn't appear just yet because I didn't name it. "Your name shall be Crow!" Now, all those people who think I am bad at naming can suck a dick! Oh wait, it's still bad! No, my self-esteem!

[Ahem!]

Oh sorry, I should really give her orders as I looked at the spot where a long black hair beauty with black eyes appeared with a complete white easy to move in and seemly tight white clothing. And for some reason, she is holding a 1-meter tall sniper rifle inside the Hive Mind...this is weird, hmmm let's just get back to order her around. "Hmm, Crow I want you to cover Kona." The girl stays silent as she stuck up thumb towards me and gives the okay.

Really, this girls personality is so...how should I put this silent, yea Daisy is pretty silent but man this just tops it off. Whatever, if she doesn't like to talk then she doesn't and also I just figured out how useless this throne room is because we don't need to go into it but share it through brain waves.

Well, I guess we need to feel each other presence and it probably became a habit at this point to do so. It also lets us hang out with each other and makes our bond stronger. Feeling that's enough of that sappy shit I connect my vision to Daisy as I analyze what kind of situation we are in right now.

A fence, no not even a fence but more like stacked up sticks complied together to form some sort of weird shapes, are thrashed up against each other. I could tell that they didn't have the smartest of brains and couldn't build a good formation of barricades to protect themselves.

I blew up my hair and gone into the planning(Throne) room to prepare our strategy on how we are going to attack them. "So, let's begin the plan to destroy this village, explain to us about their defenses Daisy." Daisy did a little bow before she started the explanation "As of right now, we are clearly out numbered but as they quality over quantity, so we clearly outclass them when it comes to individual fighting."

The cute silent voice said for a second before continuing on the statistics of the opposing force. "There are very few with any armor at all and even then it's only leather, so we can easily kill them, while, half of the population contains female and children." I nodded my head as females don't usually fight and children will have to wait until they are the proper age.

"Continuing on, they have only one person who seems to get more equipment then the rest and is possibly the chief of the village. We take him out the rest will panic, as taking out the leader will leave a large impact on the morale of the goblins." I clapped my hands at the analysis of Daisy before stopping giving my opinion on the matter.

"Very good Daisy, if we take out the leader then the rest will fall, so we shall have Kona catch the attention of the troops. She will rampage in the front gate and cause enough damage to drag out the chief from his hiding and that is when Crow will strike him."

Everyone nodded with my plan as I looked around and I waved my scepter around to show that this was the end of the meeting. Kona and Crow got into position to get ready to attack, while, Daisy will scout out the area for any more incoming. I felt like a real strategist as I took looked upon this plan with great joy.

Let's begin the operation!

[You know, if you get rid of that carefree attitude of yours, you would be the perfect master.]

Hey! I will never do such a thing!

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