《Archive - shapeshifters boredom》02-02: encounter
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*like seriously, a really loud crash*
”ow fuck...”
sir you have taken no damage what soever, why are you complaining?
“habit i guess...”
”HOLY FUCK!? what the hell?!”
’who the fuck is this guy? why is this field filled with dead hollows?’ yes i know what they are called, i played the game after all.
[not me tho]
”who the fuck are you?! furry peice of shit!?”
”hey now thats uncalled for, i literally just fell from the sky, i should be asking the questions here.”
alpha what are all the changes in this universe?
there is a total of 13,567,981,410 changes, but the most relevant ones are 1. hollows are called skeletons, 2. everythings not in compleat shit, 3. estus flasks are replaced with healing potions, 4. modern terms and slang are used, and 5. there are no undead other than the hollows.
“-hat if you fell from the sky, you are a fuckin monster! i should be choping you in half right about now!”
it seems i spaced out a bit
”little arrogant for a human don’t ya think? what am i saying, of course you are.”
good thing main character recognition is still working as part of its evolved form, this guys an ass.
“gwouoa!.!!”
”shit here comes reinfor,ce,ments- what!?”
{read that as if he is yelling at first than the pitch lowers to confusion, than shock.}
a group of about 20 hollows come from around the corner, the moment they come out, i use my new sword and create my first style/form thing, to be honest i just went with the first thing that came to my mind at the time.
”Hestenger bladesmenship; advanced teir: blood flower.”
congratulations!! you have created a new sword style!!
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[Hestenger bladesmenship] has been created, it is learnable to any one you take as a student!!
“convenient... so, willing to answer some questions now?”
”holy fu- those skeletons just exploded!!! what the fuck are you!?”
”im Rai Hestenger, core god of monsters and power, now what is yours*looks around*obliterater of armies..?”
“Alex of- wait did you say god?!”
”yes, and?”
this guy seems dense, he has this confused look on his face, this is darksouls, you see people as strong as gods on a regular basis, the fuck is with this shit?
”you can’t be a god, they’re all dead. there hasn’t been a god here since the age of ancients...”
”if you are a god... than do something only a god can do. bring her back to life.”
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