"are exploding tablets normal?"

"no..."

it seems that I have broken the system once again.

"it doesn't matter anymore, you are a SS rank adventurer. the subjugation team is out back."

walking through the back door, a team of about 50 people are waiting.

"hello everyone! this is rai hestenger. the new team leader, malfonse can you give him your clip?"

"that scrony kid? how's he the new leada', 'E looks no more than 15?"

the burley man with brown hair and a stupid looking haircut, seems to not like me. understandable, I am a monster after all.

"malfonse, he may be young but he is definitely stronger than you."

"if he so good than why don we fight for it uh?"

"malfonse stop."

a white haired wolf(?) girl with a staff that's too big for her size walked up to malfonse.

"he has more power than all of us combined, if you fight him don't expect to win."

"hmm, fine. take the badge kid..."

About 12 seconds after he tossed me the badge, a woman ran out of the door with bunch of papers in her hand.

"Christine! we have a notice from the guild branch at tel'so!"

"I should go now than. the map to the dungeon entrance is over there."

"let's go."

the half-hour walk to the dungeon was uneventful, minus the caravan passing the road.

the dungeon entrance was the same as a cave entrance, except for the fact that there were glowing mana crystals planted in the walls, it was nothing special. they reminded me of the ever so famous magic missile spell from most mmo games, this made me want the spell so I said I needed to go do somthing.

turning into some guy with magic missile I opened my status screen.

name rai hestenger race shapeshifter original form dark illusion fox (zoroark) level 500,000,000 stats all ∞ skills

《item box lv. MAX+99》 《appraisal lv. 9》《elemental punch lv. MAX+99》《illusion magic lv. MAX+99》《main character recognition lv. MAX+99》《teleportation magic lv. 8》《elemental immunity》《presence sense lv. MAX+99》《mana manipulation lv. MAX+99》《swallow lv. MAX+99》《body function manipulation lv. MAX+99》《survival mastery lv. MAX+99》《overeating immunity》《starving resistance lv. 1》《cooking mastery lv. MAX+99》《internal compass lv. MAX+99》《knowledge of the wild lv. MAX+99》《decapitation lv. 2》《limitbreaking lv. MAX》《teaching lv. MAX+99》《dimensional magic lv. 6》《weapon mastery lv. MAX+99》《steel fur lv. MAX+99》《magic fur lv. MAX+99》《magic creation》《road to god》《domination lv. 4》《appraisal editing lv. MAX+99》《character editing lv. MAX+99》《internal storage lv. MAX+99》《shapeshifting lv. MAX+99》《perfect shapeshifting lv. MAX+99》《Magic Missile lv. MAX+99》《updateable status screen》

titles

《immortal》《guardian of the forest》《friend of humans》《friend of monsters》《faster than god》 《faster than light》 《faster than time》《stronger than god》 《king of all》 《knowledge holder》 《god of magic》《betrayed》《hero》《broken hero》《fourth wall breaker (slight)》《monster god》《new and improved》

'thats new. stats are all infinite and the status screen is blue now...'

after my experience with the update, I head bake to the group.

"k everyone, I think we have waited enough... let's raid this dungeon."

after we enter, I find that there's 10 tunnels that we can go through. so we split into 10 groups of 5, with our friends of course. in my group are my party (harem) members with malfonse and the wolf girl. of course I didn't choose them.

"so which tunnel are we choosin' kid?"

"far right?"

"your the boss..."

it took us less than 5 seconds to choose our tunnel. and after we left the other groups departed down theirs.

"hear that? that them goblins, sounds like a few thousand of 'em below us..."

"and in front of us..."

after the unnamed girl said that, we all stared at the hundreds of goblins and hobgoblins in front of us.

"get behind me!" I yelled while preparing my newly acquired magic missile.

after preparation and the horde of goblins rushing us, I fired the spell... to find a beam of blue light spanning larger than the tunnel fired in the direction of the horde. there was nothing left, there was,however, a hole in the dungeon leading to the other side of the mountain. the 3 and a half mile dry plain mountain/hill thing.

《congratulations! you have destroyed the dungeon core! loot will be distributed to your party!》