《Archive - shapeshifters boredom》ch.0 prologue
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WARNING: this light novel has content not suited for anyone under the age of 18. I used an online wheel to make most of the important story decisions. this novel has some weird fetishes, if you are not a fan of *spins wheel* furries than leave now. this contains the fetishes known as, vore, overpoweredness, herms, 'scenes', shapeshifting, and the occasional gore scene.
AN: Hi I am the author, this is my first light novel ever. so if it turns out shit don't blame me. well... do blame me cause it's my fault. I will be uploading on royalroadl.com, and I will change the world the end is in at the end of every arc, and i will use the world sugessted by the most liked comment or most sent message to my profile. I want my first project to include everyone that likes this kind of thing.
~k bai
curing my boredom in another world... as a shapeshifter. ch.0
"Eh..."
that was the first thought that came through my head as I made since of my surroundings.
"hello rai"
the first thing to greet me in a completely white world. was a girl with a badly tied bath robe. I could be a kemono but I'm not Japanese so I can't tell.
"eh?"
"I'm sorry to say this, but... you have died. It was the worst car accident of 2018..."
this shocked me rather hard. not because I died. but because I was in a two story townhouse in my room on the 2nd floor.
"do you remember anything from life?"
"yeah I do... I remember reading a light novel on the internet that has something to do with this scenario..."
"anything else?"
"yes, I did not die in a car accident... I was on the 2nd floor of my house playing fortnite on my computer..."
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"Eh... you mean I summened the wrong guy!?"
"yes..?"
after I said that the 'goddess' started crying begging for forgiveness. but after a few minutes she gave me an offer.
"ahm... I am sorry for this inconvenience, I have reported my mistakes to my superiors, and they have given me the right to make it up to you."
how did she report that so fast?
"o-ok than..."
"so you have a choice... reincarnate into another world or just go poof."
so take an isekai dive or vanish. also what's with that character change?
"there's only one choice basically... so i'll take reincarnation..."
"since you are somewhat fammilar with this process, I'm sure you can get what I will ask next."
"i do and I take the ability to perfectly shapeshift."
this has been my dream ever since I started playing videogames. (perfect shapeshifting is when the shifter can imagine the stats and appearance of anything and turn into that without fail. with the added bonus of not having it's weaknesses but being able to claim it's skills and abilities for your own even when your not shifted into that creature.)
"that's fine... it got accepted and I read the definition from the mind. sure it might make you the strongest ever but I owe you"
Maybe I milked the situation a little. but it's not everyday a god owes you something.
"so before we send you down what would you like your lv to be?"
"wait... so this world is like a videogame?"
"N"
so it's exactly like every other novel. just slightly different.
"what's the max lv?"
"there is none... but the highest lv so far is about 150,000."
"500,000,000... that's what I want my lv to be."
I expect her to turn this down. that is way too high. it's like bringing a gu-
"that's fine"
in the middle of my thought she accepted the ridicules lv proposal.
"Eh..."
and just like that the white void was gone. replaced by vibrant colors and sound so bright I had to close my eyes.
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