《In Highschool DxD With My Waifus》Chapter 6 Joe meets Issei
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Joe Pov
Teacher: Well that was and intresting introduction Mr. Seto. Try putting you celluar device on vibrate or have it off when your in class next time.
Joe: Yes mam
Teacher: Ok I guess you can sit by Mr. Hyoudou in the back.
Joe: Yes mam
I go take my seet I here the girls as I go bye. Some say bot another one. Another said the trio has now become a quartet. I do not care. I got Five fabulous ladies that knocks all them out the water by my side and I don't need any of them. I sit next to Issei and we begin to class. After class is over he come up to me.
Issei: I liked your ringtone.
Joe: Aperently your the only one.
Issei: I just have one problem with it the song should have been about boinking bazongas. Those lucious funbags are way better than a subtle ass.
Joe: What? My friend I think you are mistaken. Any run of the mill guy can like a pair a tatas. Hell even I like a pair of dangerous double Ds but a true ass conasuer like myself know that only real man like the treaure we call the booty.
We begin to have a intense conversation what is better the lovely bodacious booties. Or the lumps of flesh on a girls chest. The girls can not beleive what are talking about and the guys are taking notes.
Joe; Alright lets me give you a history lesson. In earlier time before walked on two legs they walked on all fours. You could no even see a female breast
The I draw a picture.
Joe: What do you see
Issei: Boobs
Joe: Yes you see boobs, but this actually an ancient womans buttocks. So what would ancients man see
Issei:..Boobs
Joe: EXACTALY ! THE ASS WAS THE FIRST BOOBS WHICH MAKES BOOBS INFERIOR!
Issei: NOOOOOOOOOO !
Boys: Mind blown
Girls: What the fuck is this kid talking about he is so fucking weird.
Joe: But that is ok it does not matter which is inferior and which is superior Issei it all about preference.
Issei: That was beutiful
Joe: Thank you.
We both show each other a sign of respect and do a bro handshake. I think this is the begining of a beautiful frenship. But if he looks at my girls breast I will take him out. Soon we see girls fawing over someone and it turns out to be one of Rias's servents Yuto Kiba or just Kiba.
Kiba: Hello Issei Rias told me to come get you. Good afternoon Mr. Seto
Joe: Oh Rias told you about me,
Kiba: Yes I was informed. Now come on Issei we would not want to keep the president waiting.
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Issei: Ok bye Joe
Joe: See yah Issei
After that I get a meesage from the student council president she says that my club room will be ready in a couple of days. So the girls and I decide to go home. When we get home Zest dog piles me. I guess she was lonely being the only one who was not able to go to school maybe I will ask Sona if she can get a job there she does have connections. As soon as we get home the girls beg me to cook for them but I am to tired. Suddenley Beatrice comes out and than she sits on my lap. Everyone is shocked. Her face turns red.
Beatrice: If you cook I will let you grope my butt for 1 minuet
Joe: Five and I get to grope you breast
Beatrice: Fine
Joe: Ok fine 3 oh wait seriously no negotiation.
Beatrice: Just do it before I change my mind and just slam your head into the floor untill you cook, but I need you alive. The four you OUT NOW !
Rin: Yes mam
Zest: As you wish Madam
Saeko: You have gain my respect one again Miss Beatrice
Leone: Your todays MVP Beatrice.
I am finaly seeing here dure side she unbutton her school uniform and I can her red bra I skowly move my hand one on her ass the other on her breast. She begins to moan. I start squeezing her ass oh it is so soft and I spank it
Beatrice: HEY !
Joe: Sorry force of habbit usually it Rin or Leona on my lap
I Start sucking on Beatrice nipples and she begins to moan. Why the hell is this violent girl so cute. I must be a fucking maschoist. I start to get hard. I don't care anymore if she kills me I am going to take her but as soon as I think that she get off me.
Beatrice: Five minuets
Joe: Nobody likes a tease Beatrice
Beatrice: I put out now it is time for you to do your part chop chop. I feeling like italian today.
Joe: I don't have the ingrediants for itallian
Beatrice: Than go get it,
Joe: You can not expect me to go out with a boner right,
Beatrice: I gues your right hey one of you go deal with that I know you have your ears aginst the door,
Leona and Rin both fall through the door.
Leona: Well I guess it my turn to take one for the team.
Rin: Why is your turn.
They begin to argue. I really don't care who sucks my dick I am just glad I am in the possion to get my dick sucked. I did not even see Saeko already down on her kneed zipping down my pants, I did not notice till I felt a toungue.
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Joe: Oh god
Rin and Leone: SEAKO !
She just ignores them and contiues to suck my cock, Who knew she was so good at this. Her toungue is swirling around as I am about to cum I grab her head and force it against my crouch. she swallowed and than she just smiles.
Saeko: Your pretty big master.
Leone: Sakeo what the hell you just can’t come in and steal the prize for yourself.
Saeko: You were taking to long and I just wanted to get it over with, But I kind of glad I did now.
Oh my god Saeko thirsty for the D this is the first time she has took inative, Hell this is the first time Beatrice took inative maybe I should cook more often. I am a man true to my word. I pull up my pants and head to the store. I some marnara and some alfredo sauce I also get some beef chicken and shrimp. Than i get some bread and something to drink. I am on way home when I spot Issei. He heading towards a house I can sense holy energey.
Joe: That is not good.
I put a note on my groceries and than I send them ahead back to the mansion. I got to go save my friend he is probaly the only male friend I have and if he die who am I going to debate with. I head in ther and I see Issei a nun and a priest. The priest has a sword of light and a pistol. He about shoot Issei when the nun defend him,
Freed: You whore your really going to defend this devil fag.
Issei: Asia get out of the way
Asia: Issei is a really good person even though he is a devil and I am not going to let you hurt him.
Freed: Get out the way you bitch
He kicks her out the way
Issei: ASIA !
Freed: Now that here what I am going I going to stab you with my shinning sword of light than I going to shoot your little devil head with several holes now die
Joe: SCATTER SENBOZAKURA !
Sakura petals swarm the building looks like Freed fighting instinct are good because he manage to avoide my sneak attack.
Freed: Oh is this your gay lover devil boy.
Joe: Hold up I am not gay I just had my cock sucked like ten minuets who by very hot girl and those who keep calling other people gay are usually gay themselves. Did something happen to you when you where a littl choir boy. Father Jeffery touch you to many times.
Freed: Bastard
Issei: Joe what are you doing here and how did you do that.
Joe: Didn’t Rias tell you I am Devil. Well I am not part of Rias's peerage though. I guess she has not mention it yet.
???: I was planning to tell him another day.
Rias and her peerage apperars. She looks at Freed and she looks pissed. Freed see he out numbered.
Freed: I thought I was going have trouble with flower boy but it looks like red might give some trouble as well. It good thing back up is on it way.
We look up and see a magic circle it looks like falling Angels are coming. Rias decide to reatreat and I hitch a ride with them to the ORC. I hear Issei screaming Asia name.
Rias: Thanks for helping my Servent Joe you did not have to do that. I owe you one,
Joe: No your fine he may be your servent but he is my friend. I don’t really have that many guy friends. Well I got my ladies waiting for me at home see yah Issei
Issei: See Yah Joe
I make it home and I begin to cook when the smell starts coming out the room They all starts comming through the wood work. they even ask were I have been. It like they only want me for my cooking and my cock. which I am happy with
Joe: Ladies I have announcment we seem to have fallen Angels in our town and I decided to add to our ranks. I feeling my second knight spot.
That got there attention, I take out my box with my remaining chess pieces I take out the knight piece the other are curious who is it going to be. I decided the knight we need is someone the opposite of Saeko. While Saeko is cool calm and collected this person is a hot blooded fierce warrior. I activate the piece and a girl appears around 17 years old. She has tan skin and green eyes and lon raven black hair in a ponytail. She carriying seven swords. She has six short katanas and one long nodachi. She is a ninja swordswomen and one of the best in her universe. I kiss her activating the kiss of loyalty.
??? Yo master
Joe: Ladies allow me to introduce you to are new family member. From the Seren Kagura unvierse meet the second knight of the house of DIO Houmura
Houmura: Nice meet everybody I hope your strong
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