HOW A LAME LONER'S LIFE IS NOT LIKE NORMAL DUDES

Chapter-5:

This makes me an Otaku preacher right?

Its 4:43 AM in the morning. Its Sunday too.

And I'm all awake. It’s not because of my parents moaning (they moan a lot so I got used to their moaning) though. It’s because of my weekly special routine which I came up with (The exercising one and I made 4/3 months ago....I guess? And I do it every Sunday!) to get rid of my laziness and also for not getting a heart attack (I don't want to die a virgin you know). I do this every Sunday. Anyways time for Exercising!

30 Push-ups

I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS! My hands... OH MY GOD it hurts a lot! But it’s still worth it. Time for next round!

30 Squats

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! My legs and my back... OH MY GOD it hurts a lot! But it’s still worth it. Time for another round! (Didn't I repeated the same thing though)

10 Sit-ups

Well doing 10 sit-ups is a piece of cake so I'm going to add 10 more like always (Wait doesn't this mean I did 20 sit-ups every day? Don't care! And didn't I always have this thought every time I did 20 sit-ups? Don't care!). OH YEAH I'm feeling good now. Time for another round huh?

Stretching for 5 minutes.

I set up alarm on my phone so I know when the time's up (you know 5 minutes).

Yeah now I feel fresh. But I have to jump sideways for 100 times. And then jog for 10 minutes (I'll set alarm for 10 minutes). Better should go outside.

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Time's up huh. Well you know my jogging is actually fast sprinting (how can you call it jogging though?). It’s actually really tiring to sprint for 10 minutes aimlessly without resting. But I got to home quick as its 5:21 Am. Man I should quit Morning exercise which I do every Sunday as it tiring. But Morning exercise will eliminate Evening exercise (which I do every Non Sun-days.. You got my joke right? No I guess...). Anyways got to get back home while sprinting (I know that means it'll take more than 10 minutes to reach home sprinting.... I'm tired you know!).

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Glad my parents were generous enough to give me (not Kyo) a copy key of the house.

*Opens the door* *Closes the door* *Locks it*

I'm not going to take a bath now even though I smell sweaty. I like my sweaty smell though. Anyways I'm going to read a Web Novel with a decent plot. Also the Main Character there is a lazy ass (I'm actually lazy if you cut off my exercise routine), anti-social, badass, cool guy just like me! Anyways Yesterday's chapter (I'm going to read today. I planned to read it yesterday but a fucked up situation didn't let me) is going to be in First Person Point view which is the first time here in this novel. Anyways time to read~!

[[ Chapter-5

Ruroni Takada's point of view

I'm waiting for Uzumi-san now. She said we'll be in a date today. Oh I'm so excited!

Here Uzumi-san just arrived!

"Sorry Ruroni-kun for being late!" She then made a cutesy pose which made my heart beat fast.

"Its okay. But I just arrived few minutes before you. Anyways we better should visit the amusement park now right?" I said hoping something will happen.

"Yeah. But before that we both should h-h-hold our h-h-hands." Uzumi-san blushed right after saying that. Wait does this mean something. Thinking about the possibility of it being love I also blushed.

"I guess we should." I said that and went to hold her hands.]]

What the fuck is this shit? What the fuck is happening? This guy's a fucking cheesy lame stack who acts like a loner. I seriously thought this was about a loner who's going to have a loner ending judging from Third Person Point of View but the First Person Point of View totally ruined it. No, this fucking lame ass chapter ruined it. Man it was such a letdown damn. I should stop reading it.... But I'm curious to see what happens after (Fuck my curiosity).

[[ *Hold hands*

I was so moved knowing that a girl held my hand. I was seriously so teary that those tears were about to fall on my cheeks. But I can't let my emotion get the best of me in front of Uzumi-san.

"Takada-kun why are you teary?" asked Uzumi-san. I'm also moved with what she had just asked because she was looking at me the whole time.

"It's nothing Uzumi-san something got in my eyes. But why did you called me by my first name?" I asked her because I got curious. Before asking that I lied to her by saying something got in my eyes because I don't want her to worry about a pathetic guy like me.

"It w-was o-out of mistake." as expected but why was she blushing. I don't want to learn that if it will make the whole situation awkward.

"Anyways before going to the amusement park let’s visit a family restaurant." I said that to spend more time to see her. If this was a novel or something this would've been really romantic in my opinion. ;)

After arriving at a family restaurant Uzumi-san ordered a Fruit Parfait. I didn't order anything but I got full just seeing her happy face while eating it. I guess I'm getting a grasp of other teenage boys youth life because I'm experiencing youth first hand (I guess people call it the 'Joy of Youth'). Huh I'm so jealous of other teenage boys. Why am I a loner? Why can't be like a normal teenager?

"Ruroni-kun are you okay?" My thoughts got cut off by Uzumi-san. "Ahh it was nothing Uzumi-san" I then made a fake smile so she wouldn't worry.

"You were sulking Taka- I mean Ruroni-kun." That means she was looking at me the whole time while I was busy thinking right? "Anyways let’s visit the amusement park Ruroni-san."

"Okay my love Uzumi-san." Oh no why did I say that!

LOVE HEART FREN-Z

XOXO

To Be Continued ]]

The Fuck did I just read? It’s worse than that shitty Manuscript which I've read yesterday!..... Fuck this series I'm discontinuing it!

Man I just wasted 7 minutes reading this shit. Its 5:59 AM now. Got to sleep again as I have nothing to do now.

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*Beep Beep* *Beep Beep*

*Wakes up*

I want to sleep more ugh.

*Beep Beep* *Beep Beep*

I hate this sound so much! *Beep *Beep* Fine I'm waking Okay. OH its 9:30 Am now.

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I'm feeling fresh now! I’m feeling livelier than yesterday in fact. Speaking about yesterday I was at the park and Akito-kun....*Blushes* Wait I also winked at him at door right? *Blushes harder* Why did I uwaah!

"Nee-chan why are you all red?" Wait I'm visible?

"............ What"

"Were you thinking about a guy right..hahaha" Why are you laughing Yumi-Chan!

"How did you know I was thinking about Akito-kun?" I didn't mean to say that but it just blurted out. Why my mouth! Why?

"Seriously that guy?" why are you all pissed now.

"No no I was just thinking how he kis- I mean Ughh" Why did I blurted that out!

"You kissed him? What the hell!"

"Anyways I have to go outside now haha" I then quickly got out of the bathroom. What is Yumi-chan might be thinking now ugh!

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*Opens the door*

"Where are you going now Nozomi?" Asked Mother.

"Outside" I answered.

"Don't go now and have breakfast. We have to talk about something." Said mother. Well I can't hide from Yumi-chan now. Ugh I'm hungey too.

"Okay Mom" I replied to what she said.

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"What's up Nozomi my Ohime-sama (princess) and Yumiko (Yumi-chan's full name) my second Ohime-sama" Said my Dad and sat down on the chair to eat breakfast. It also made the tense mood between me and Yumi-chan cool down.

"Eating breakfast?" I and Yumi-chan replied synchronizing.

"Me too." Said dad. His jokes are getting lame these days.

"Honey don't act disgusting in front of your kids" Said Mom. Dad made a pouting face at that.

"Anyways Ittadakimasu" (Lets start eating)

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"Nozomi and Yumiko you both will have to spend your time in Haruno-san's house" ....... Wait What

"Before you both say 'Why' let me tell you why." added my dad. Why is he trying to be funny now?

"Tsugumi and I with Genji and Haruno-san will you know go shopping for hours today. So you both just stay in their house for not getting bored here." said dad.

"You guys go bond with Kyo-chan and Akito-kun now.. I mean when we will be shopping" said my dad winking.

"Honey seriously stop being disgusting" Said Mom. "And dad was right about bonding with the two of them" said Mom to us. And we both nodded at that without saying anythi-

"I'm fine with Kyo-chan but not that digsu- I mean Akito!" said Yumi-chan like she's pissed or something.

"Why not you’re fine with Akito-kun? He's cool and all. He's also better than most other teenage boys." dad said that. Even I have doubt on him being better than other teenage boys.

"Hahahahaha are You Seriously saying this. That disgusting creepy guy better than other boys hahaha." well Dad smiled at that and said.

"Trust me he's a lot better." That's it? I expected more drama filled story.

"Anyways we'll be going after 15 minutes so you two get ready and go to Sunekawa household now." Said Mom.

"Okay" We both said and proceed to our rooms to get ready.

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So I was about to go outside wearing night-suit? Thank God that Mom told me to have breakfast. Or else I would've been running around our neighborhood wearing this.

Anyways I'm wearing White sleeves and sky blue sweatpants. I'm wearing it because I'll have to stay there and do nothing. Yumi-chan got in my room and I can see her wearing same half sleeved pink shirt and purple sweatpants.

"Hey nee-chan what did you meant by kissing Akito-nii?" She asked in curious tone.

"Umm nothing!"

She paused for a while and said "Okay I believe you." You don't sound like you believed that!

"Thank you for that and lets go at Kyo-chan's place now." She nodded at that.

We then got out with our parents. I see Haruno-san and Genji-san. So I greeted them and they greeted back. They then told us (Yumi-chan was there too you know) that the door's open and told us to enter. They also added that Kyo-chan was waiting for our arrival. So

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"Uuuuuuuughhh ughi kwant bweathe (I can't breathe)" I said because someone's choking me with pillow. Damn who's trying to kill me now! I better grab my assassin’s mouth jump with all my strength!

*Grabs something* Soft? Feels strange *Jumps*

Oi I'm above Nozomi! And I'm fondling her breasts. So soft- I mean I'm getting turned on- I mean I'll keep fondling her yeah....oh yeah.....OH YEAH........ WHAT THE FUCK!

"HENTAI (PERVERT)!!!!" Don't shout !

"Oi its your fault for attacking me in my sleep!" I said making a dry laugh.

"SO YOU'D FONDLE AND RAPE ME FOR THAT!!" Oi why should I?

"YES!" I don't mean to. It just

"KYAAAAAA" Oi I'm not going to. Fuck! not this again. I shut her mouth with left hand and fondling her left breast with right hand. Wait what the fuck

"MMMMHP" *Thud* She punched my chest. (Seriously you should punch my face) It didn't hurt though. But I stopped fondling her breast at that.

*Opens the door* Oh no its Kyo and the under aged bitch!

"What's happeni- Oh my God! What the hell are you planning to do with nee-chan!" The under aged bitch then Pushed me. And I purposely fell at that push (the push was pathetic).

"Nee-chan! You alright!" asked Yumi (the under aged bitch) to her Hot si- I mean sister.

"Yes" she said in a wei- "Onii-chan! What the hell were you up t!" Oi it was all a "He was trying to rape me!" said that idio- Oh my God... She's faking it.

"Oi don't lie bitch!" I said and she winked at that. How come they both didn't saw her winking?

"Onii-chan I didn't expected you'd be like this" said Kyo. It breaks my heart to hear this from my sister. "I little bit of expected though" she said quietly but I completely heard that and it broke my heart in million pieces.

"Its a prank on you two so chill" Oh now you're saying this is a prank. Anyways I'll go with what you said Nozomi bitch.

"Yeah it’s a prank I mean YOU GOT PRANKED" I said. Bet I sound cool.

"Nee-chan how did you get so chummy with this piece of shit?" Ummm Excuse me?

"Yeah yeah tell us what happened yesterday~!" Kyo said in a playful tone....

"*Cough* ehm *Cough* ehm" She did this on purpose. Oh this bitch (Nozomi) wants me to lie huh? Well I won't.

"Kyo and you umm" I faked I didn't know the under aged bitch's name.

"I'm Yumiko and don't call me by my name" Whoa her name's Yumiko. I thought her name was just Yumi. Don't care thoug- I mean Woah bitch. What the fuck?

"Yumi-yuri-ko and Kyo yeste-" I got cut off by Underage bitch.

"What's with the 'Yuri' in my name?"

I ignored her and continued fakely fidgeting my hand to make my lie (somewhat) look believable. Nozomi then showed me a thumbs up because she..... I don't know why.

"I met Nozomi on the old Hiroshi Park. We talked till evening and you know....." I made a pause which got attention of Kyo and Yumiko.. Nozomi too. She looks worried I guess.

"I showed her the secret place. You know where the secret place right Kyo?" I intently asked about my so called 'secret place'. She nodded at that. And I smirked.

"We both kissed there in the full moon and were also planning to have sex there." I said (while smirking) that for taking revenge because she tried to kill me through suffocati-

"What!" yelled the three of them.

"It was a joke" I said and continued "But the kissing part was true though. Don't yell now hear my whole story first." That caught them to not yell. Why are you looking down now No-zo-mi~.

"Yeah nee-chan was talking about kiss in this morning" Said Yumiko (I guess I should stop calling her under aged bitch). Now she looks all upset. (What the fuck?)

"Gwwaaah~ seriously!" said my sister quite happily. I nodded at that. Why are you tensed now No-zo-mi~.

"Actually it was all one sided and I'm not telling you the whole story by the way." I said and let me tell you what they look like. Kyo looks really happy. Yumiko looks like she unexpectedly got pregnant (Yeah that's what she looks like). And Nozomi looks like she just witnessed the guy she has a crush on masturbating watching Gay Porn.

"Okay we understand that you kissed but just tell us why you both kissed." Yumiko said that in a pissed of tone.

"Ask your sister about that." right after I said that Nozomi glared at me. Huh those glares doesn't scare me haha.

"Anyways let’s not talk about this especially the ones where you won’t learn the full details of." I never expected you'd say that!

"Yeah right..... Anyways what are you two doing here and especially in my room?" yeah what they are the doing in my house and my room!

"Well Mom and Dad kind of got outside for shopping you know with Yumi-chan and Nozomi-nee's parents hehe." said my inmouto. But....

"What a disgusting guy. Even his parents avoid telling hi-" I cut off the under aged bitch by saying

"So what does it have to do with these two things staying here?" I asked my kawaii inmouto.

"What do you mean by 'two things' Akito-sama" Oi you totally got what I meant (by the way it’s Nozomi).

"Ignoring that let me ask you something?" I then pushed Nozomi on the ground in front of Kyo and Yumiko.

"What the hell" three of them chanted together.

"What? I'm just you know feeling horny and want to take my frustrations off. Anyways I know it’s a dream.... So why should I care about how guys in my dream feels." I know it’s not a dream..... I'm just teasing them you know!

"What the hell get off of me" I then get off of her and said "Well shit!" not knowing how to tease them.

"I was just joking" I then made a dry laugh while scratching back of my head.

"Disgusting and it’s as expected from a creep" why do you always notion me as a creep Yumi-yuri-ko?

"Coming from an under aged bitch." ooops I slipped out. Don't care though.

"Under aged bitch hahaha" it's Kyo.

"Fufufufuf" and its Nozomi trying to hard not to laugh.

"You creep!" she got up and *thud* kicked my nose. OH MY GOD IT HURTS! IT’S BLEEDING TOO!

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR YOU FUCKING BITCH!" I asked holding my nose.

"For calling me bitch" added Yumiko.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM YOU THREE OR ELSE I'M GONNA GO RAMPAGE" They ran out of my room at that Laugh my ass out.

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After several minutes the pain got away and I went to the living room which was downstairs.

"Wahh~ help me a guy's gonna go rampage!" Its not funny Kyo.

"Yeah this creep is going to fuck us!" Seriously 'fuck' you.

"For your information I have no intention on fucking my little sister and a small chested brat." I said lamely. Kyo made a disgusting face and Yumiko held her chest to......... I can't make a joke out of it.

"Kyo say something!" Yumiko pouted "Disguting Onii-chan I never expected you to be like this."

"Yeah yeah whatever. Anyways why are they here just answer me that." I said to Kyo.

"Well our parents insisted that they should stay here while they go out as you have the key." What the hell does this even mean?

"........." I made a deadpan face at that. Seriously what the hell!

"Anyways are you bored Yumiko" I asked Yumiko and I don't know why.... maybe courtesy I guess?

"The hell are you asking creep?"

"I take that as a yes. Anyways where's Nozomi" my sister made a smile at that (why the hell are you smiling) and Yumiko made a 'this guy likes my sister or what' look. For you information no...... I guess?

"She's reading Twilight." said my sister..... She's reading Twilight.... laugh my ass out.

"I asked 'where is she' not what she's doing" man it’s really hard to ask while not laughing.

"She's in my room.... why are you aski- Gwaah~ you like her right." she then showed me thumbs up. What the fuck?

"I don't approve of you be my Sister's boyfriend... Like it will ever happen? hahahaha" The hell did that come from? Anyways you sound like you doubt your own words.

"Well come along with me you two."

"What for?" they both asked synchronizing.

"Just follow me"

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*knock* *knock*

"Open the door Ohime-sama~" I said in a playful tone.

"Why?" asked Nozomi.

"Wait I can open this door myself" I then

*Open the door*

"You" I pointed at Nozomi and told her "come with me. Without protesting and saying anything she started following me but she had 'why the fuck am I following him' face.

"Yeah now what?" she asked standing right beside Yumiko and Kyo.

"Ughm *cough* you three come in my room" I said.

"What for?" asked Kyo.

"Well to have fun time" I then winked at them.

"HELL NO! YOU WANT TO HA-" I cut off Yumiko by saying "We'll have fun watching Animes"

The three of them made a 'are you serious' look.

"Onii-chan I know you have this weird hobby of watching animes but you should stop forcing it on other-" I cut her off by saying "Did I ever forced on you? Mom or Dad?" she got silent at tha-

"Mom and Dad watches anime so how can you force them" True that.

"Your parents watch animes too" said Nozomi to Kyo.

"That means your parents watches it too" said my sister.

"Oh My God I never expected Genji-san and Haruno-san watches animes." said Yumiko.

"Same goes for me" said Kyo

"Let's watch an anime to know the reason they watch anime." said Nozomi...... How the fuck can a 'girls talk' lead them to watch anime is out of my logic. Anyways let's Watch Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)!!

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. [A/N: Spoiler from Attack on Titan!!! Episode 1 btw]

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"Oh My God!!! Someone please help their mom!" Oi don't shout while watching it? By the way its Kyo

"Look a blonde guy arrived here I bet he's going to rescue her." Huh….. you're so wrong Yumiko.

"What the hell he just took'em and ran away without saving their Mom! What the fuck?" Oi stop shouting. By the way its Nozomi.

"Oh No! The titan picked her up and Oh my God!! Its Chewing her!! NO" Why the hell are you three so teary now? And stop shouting Yumiko!

Okay the episode ended and let me ask them few things now.

"So.... How was the first episode?" I asked the three of them.

"Better than I expected." Said Yumiko.

"It’s really sad. Totally *sniff* sad." Coming from Nozomi.

"Onii-chan it was really good." Coming from Kyo.

"So wanna watch the next episode?" I asked after hearing what they think of this anime.

"Yes!" three of them chanted together.

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. [A/N: Safe from spoilers now]

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"I never expected an anime to be this good." said Yumiko. She said in a really satisfied tone.

"Onii-chan you better have to show the next episode!" said Kyo

"Yeah Akito-kun we can't wait." said Nozomi.

"No I won't!" the three of them glared at me. "That won't work on me." I smirked at their glaring.

"Please Please Please Please Please Please Please" the three of them started pleading.

"Okay I'm lending you the DVD so get the hell out of my room!" I said.

"So mean but thanks Onii-chan"

"Okay just get the hell out." I said and gave them the DVD.

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"Akito-nii will there be any romance in this series." said Yumiko.

"How the hell should I know? Why are you asking?" I said.

"Somehow it seems like it will have romance. Anyways Mom and Dad will arrive soon.... That means I can't complete this series today!" Oi don't get dramatic.

"You can watch it tomorrow you know. I mean its not like I'm not going to lend- wait I'm not going to lend you the DVD (of Attack on Titan)."

"Why?" asked Yumiko

"For no damn reason! Anyways just give my DVD back.”

"Hell no~" with that she got back to Kyo's room.

Fuck!! Why did I ever want them to watch an anime? Fuck!!

To Be Cont-

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Where the hell am I? And what’s with all the ashes, broken glass and mirror like objects floating really slowly? And what’s with the fucking black background.

“What the fuck? Is this a dream?” I said being confused. I then looked down and see there’s no floor. What the fuck!! Am I floating!!?

“Yes, you’re in your dream.” Who the fuck said that?

I looked sideways, behind, up and down. Meaning everywhere, but I found none.

“Yo pal! You’re a fictional character you know.” The voice said and it made me confused (actually not). I need to pinch my arm

*pinches*

Well it’s not working... Then I need to do something extreme. Like punch my face. Yeah!

*Punches*

That also didn’t work. And it also didn’t hurt. Well fuck this shitty dream which I can’t control.

“Yo pal the fuck are you doing?” asked the same voice. But the tone some tells he knows why I’m doing this.

“Yo random voice, you said I’m a fictional character right?” I asked the random voice guy.

“Yes” I’m 100% sure the sound came from behind. I quickly faced my body behind to find... none. Shit!

“Anyways, if I’m a fictional character then I’m doing what you’re commanding me to do... I mean you’re writing this in a book right?” I asked that. I don’t know if he also commanded me to say this. But it felt natural for me to say that.

“Obviously yes I’m telling- I mean writing all your actions. And these are all coming from my imagination. In other words you’re not a living being. You’re just a lifeless guy who’s only alive in my and the readers head.” He answered all that in a typical rapist’s voice. The fuck!

“You think I’m going to believe you?” I asked him again.

“Of course if I want to. But that won’t be fun if I jus- wait it can be interesting.” After he said that I heard a clapping sound from everywhere. Yeah! From everywhere!

“So I’m just a fragment of your imagination.” I said as everything is now making sense.

“Anyways let me show you myself.” He said that and this chapter just ended.

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“FUCK YOU AUTHOR!!! AND WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU GIVING THE AUTHOR’S NOTE?” (Sunekawa Akito)

“JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME CONCLUDE THIS FUCKING CHAPTER.” (Author)

“I ASKED THAT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO RIGHT!” (Sunekawa Akito)

“I KNOW! LET’S JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!” (Author)

“WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING THEN?” (Sunekawa Akito)

“I DON’T KNOW” (Author)

“ARE YOU SERIOUS?” (Sunekawa Akito)

“HELL NO!” (Author)

*Claps*

*and the chapter ends*

To Be Continued

A/N: Okay, read chapter 6 right now because I posted it along with this one today.

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