HOW A LAME LONER'S LIFE IS NOT LIKE NORMAL DUDES

Chapter- 0:

Prologue!

Yo! I’m Sunekawa Akito and I know that I’m a fictional character. Well only in this chapter though (The author’s gonna brainwash me and will make me a loner after I finish introducing myself). So for now the author wants me to say good luck reading this pile of trash he had written.

Perhaps I should also tell you that this is a story which is in a story. Meaning… I don’t have to tell you what it is as I know that you’re (who’s reading this crap) a fucking retard. Get your own idea!

Anyways let me tell you my appearance before I get brainwashed by the fucking author! I’m a guy with messy black hair, with black eyes I mean creepy black eyes. And I’m not handsome nor ugly or normal. I look Akito-ish. (You get what I said right! I guess no.) I’m neither muscular nor skinny, I’m Akito-ish. And my sense of fashion is Akito-ish. Well everything about me is Akito-ish!! (Except my height). I’m 5’7 ft and I consider myself tall. It’s because I’m Japanese.

By the way I have skills. And they are: To stay quiet, observing, manipulating, riding dic- I mean bicycle (Seriously I’m not gay!!), cooking, don’t give a crap about what other say (it’s a skill), Smooth talking, Flirting, Having hot sex, Not watching porn, Taking critics, Giving spoilers, Picking up girls, Doing my evening exercise, hating normies, Being Chuck Norris, Choke slamming The Undertaker, Fighting delinquents, Reading Light Novels, Reading Mangas, Fighting Fags, Reading Novels from Royalroadl, Writing web novel (Wait it’s a huge spoiler.. Damn, I was supposed to write web novels really late in this series… BTW can’t the author delete this? Strange!), saving girls like prince charming, Being hot………….

DAMN! IT FEELS GOOD TO GET PRAISED BY MY SELF!!!

By the way there are whole bunch of lies written there. And it’s obvious what lies I told about my skills. You’ll be an idiot if you don’t get what lies I told.

Looks like my time is up and I’ll get brainwashed now. So bye and read the damn chapter!

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. *Getting brainwashed by the author*

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. *Getting inserted in the story*

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. [A/N: Forget everything that just happened or read the filler below. This Chapter do not have any point to be in existent but happens to exist for issues. Skip Chapter 0 and read chapter 1 as this chapter is messy and is basically a filler.]

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*BEEP BEEP* *BEEP BEEP*

Ugh fuck… Getting up in the morning is pain. And going to school in Saturday for getting detention is more pain.

It’s Saturday and I was supposed to wake up at 11:00 AM or 1:00 PM. Not fucking 8:30 AM.

Anyways I got to get ready.

I walk towards my closet and brought out the School Uniform. Now time to skip this fan service scene. Sorry ladies and gentle gays!

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Walking down the stairs never ever have been so painful. Of course it’s gonna be as I’ll be in a lame ass unforgettable scene in school which the author planned. Thinking about that shot is making me tired.

So it’s the beginning of story and those who are reading it are feeling tired or feeling the plot is going nowhere. Some of you are even thinking about to quit reading it. Please don’t as you have nothing better to do rather than savoring what the author wrote. And about the next scene… I’ll leave it to your imagination.

“Mom where’s breakfast?” I asked mom of course.

(Post Script: My narrative style is messy as the author purposely wants it to be. So read it in order for knowing what’s going on even though nothing’s happening.)

“In the trashcan.” my Mom sai- Wait WHAT!

“Food’s in the trashcan… are you serious?” My question is quiet legitimate as it’s not normal to hear this from a pushy mother who got his son to eat a fucking raw monkey dick yesterday. Don’t get the wrong idea, the monkey dick is a metaphor for the food she cooked.

“Yes. You can see that if you look down on the trashcan. Get out of my sight after you clean the trashcan.” Okay it’s weird as she has no emotion while she’s speaking.

“Okay I am.” After saying that I took the trash polybag out of the house. After walking for a few minutes I opened up the trash bag took the food out and am planning to savor it. All because the shitbag of author with no care of adding details wants me to eat it.

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After having breakfast I started walking my way to school… That’s all.

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Well I’m not some flashy shounen manga/Anime’s main character. So… I’m a boring as shit MC. And expect no cool or flashy sequences in this lame ass joke of a story.

Anyway the class is beginning with me, five hot girls and the delinquent guy at the front desk.

“Yo Akito have you heard that I’m going to be deleted from the story?” He asked a thing with high enthusiasm which you won’t expect from a drug addicted guy like him. And those hot girls over there are hot bombs and are totally in my league.

“No I haven’t. By the way what happened to the cocaine which I rammed in your ass?” I asked him an irrelevant question which by the way didn’t happened. Perhaps you should know that I’m trying to act cool in front of those five girls. Currently they are looking at me with looks of disgust.

“What cocaine?” Told you so fucking reader. “Anyway let’s rape some hot chick as my farewell party.”

Okay the plot is heading nowhere and even I don’t know what’s going on here due to no detail description. What in the hell is even going on now? And wow I just noticed that the 5 hot girls look exactly the same.

“I should refrain from the action which you just suggested as it will be immoral and will offend some readers.” Wow such a lame quote. And are the 5 girls happen to be the same person? If so why didn’t I noticed it? I’m confident that I’m not a retard but what has just happened?

“Well I’m going to. Anyway please pray that my fabulous rape scene gets added in this chapter as the readers will remember me. I don’t want anyone to forget about what I did. Also those 5 beauties are none other than the same girl who the author chose me to rape and kill.”

“What do you mean and what do you mean by 5 beauties?” You know as he was speaking to me with high enthusiasm those so called beauties vanished. Yeah out of nowhere.

“What it means I’m going to vanish now.” Totally on point. He by the way vanished now.

Wow it’s got to be the laziest prologue ever written. No effort, no respect, no story. Nothing is presented here. Why in fucks place do I exist in stories like this?

Anyways the author needs to brainwash me for the sake of nothing. Before he brainwashes me, I’ll say few shits to him.

Fuck you motherfucker for making me eat that excuse of a food! Fuck you and your filthy brain to give me screen time. And listen Mother Fucker, you can’t even brainwash your fucking character. Fuck your ass you shitty trash. If I find you I’m gonna make you blow a fat cow’s dick! Also fuck your writing style! And fuck you for not making me a hot, cool shounen Anime/Manga’s main character. Fuck your plot holes. And fuck your plot.

I’m all out of curses but I’m going to curse you again and again until I’m brainwashed you cum licking goat fucker. Fuck you hairy swine!

I feel some intense pain in my head as I’m thinking this crap. Oh no! Don’t! No please don’t!! NOOOOOOOOOOO-

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. *Brainwashing the faggot*

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.*Inserting him back*

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. *Inserting a lame plot now*

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. To Be Conti……. What just happened makes no sense at all. Not everything has to make sense. So be prepared to go on a small journey with me and the craps which the author puts me in. Expect little details and the messy meaningless plot!! By the way I won’t remember about anything about the author and the prologue from now on.

To be continued….For Real this time with real plot