《Diary of an earthling》Diary entry 13
Advertisement
Diary entry 13
So we visited Ephron today. His shop is a front yard business attached to a house on the edge of town. The house itself is pretty big by the standards of this world. Most of the houses I've seen could maybe fit one bedroom, a storage room, and a kitchen, but his looked to be about the size of an American home.
He was a bit put off to see Tex and Yuki escorting me. That look of "I thought we were pals" was on his face though his sour mood quickly faded when he saw Tex's gun. It's a pearl handle six-shooter revolver, something right out of a western movie. It's a lot bigger than most sitting at just under a foot by my estimate. The man was enamored by it but Tex was reluctant to give a demonstration.
After he calmed down, Ephron put on a serious face and got to business. I won't go over the entirety of the agreement but in short, we would hand over the recipe for gun power, and the basics of how guns worked. In exchange, he offered 100 gold, any information we ask for about the city or country, and set up a meeting with a higher up in the traders guild. We showed him the designs for the hand pump and managed to get him to sweeten the pot. He will give us unlimited access to his workshop for one week as we build a prototype for the pump.
I can't really get a read on this man's character. He's easily excitable and has a bit of a scatterbrain, but at the same time, he's totally serious and very sharp. I don't mean to speak ill of our patron but I think he's hiding something.
The contract was magical in nature. According to him, there is a goddess who is worshiped in this country named Ruxphy, The goddess of good faith, promises, and contracts. Whenever a promise or contract is made the goddess ensures that the agreeing parties fulfill their end of the bargain. From what he said the goddess cares more about the spirit of the agreement than the letter of it so there's no grammar lawyering your way out of it or around your part.
Advertisement
He actually mentioned a hilarious fact. Apparently, a huge amount of marriages are formed due to Ruxphy enforcing promises made during childhood. Because of this, there are no laws restricting marriage between different genders, or multiple people.
Now that I think back, he didn't specify how the goddess ensures the contract is fulfilled. We may have been a bit hasty in agreeing to this.
We reconvened with the others. Their research into this world's magic was a bit scattered but from what they can tell magic is split between divine, arcane, and free magic. To learn Divine magic you must dedicate yourself to an oath or god. For arcane it is purely academic, like a science. Free magic is a bit nuanced. It is based on intuition and intent and is typically hard to tame, but can be found everywhere if you look. With this in mind, I think that contract magic is technically part of free magic even though it comes from a divine source? I don't know, just speculating.
This city doesn't have a magic school but it does have a lot of churches that may be able to teach us how to forge an oath. There are a few arcane spellcasters in the city but they tend to be anti-social.
Unfortunately, there was no word on the owner of the warehouse but talking to people without speech bubbles is still a difficulty so our sources of information are limited.
Advertisement
- In Serial195 Chapters
Dungeon's Path
The only places I have posted the story and allow it to exist are on RoyalRoad, Scribblehub, and my Patreon. So the world ended. Whoopsie? We didn’t even see it coming. Quite literally as it came at us faster than the speed of light. Don’t worry though, it got better. Also, I am not joking about the world ending. Most people say that and mean humans are inconvenienced for some reason. Nope, all matter disintegrated at the atomic scale there for a few moments. Apparently the local universe wasn’t actually stable? Don’t ask me to go into too much detail. It would require both of us to have a few more college degrees than sense, and I at least lack them (both the degrees and the sense). Anyway, the energy/matter/wibbly wobbly strings were at a local minimum and not the universal minimum. Basically, what we took for sea level was actually a nice little mountain lake and when the dam busted so did, well, everything. Now here is where things go a bit off track with what normal meant before. You see magic is real, qi is real, gods are real. Not on old Earth mind you but souls pay little attention to time and space so we dreamed of it. In fact, the closer the shift in reality got to Earth, the closer our dreams got to the new reality. This is basically me tip toeing around the fact that it was a ‘System Apocalypse’. Reality became a video game, I became a dungeon, and this is my story. Doyle Huxley just wanted a normal life but as the above might clue you in on that just isn’t in the cards. He gets to experience a “Path Based System Apocalypse” and some early paths he takes, both literally and figuratively, lead to him becoming a dungeon. The aim is to release chapters once a week on Friday. Cursing will be avoided and no naughty adult action will take place in the story.
8 404 - In Serial41 Chapters
Astral Land
Astral Land is a fantasy novel that combines elements of the Indonesian archipelago with a fantasy life. This novel itself is a series of recitations that tells the journey of a young man named Reno Prayuda adventuring in another dimension called "Astral Land".
8 70 - In Serial9 Chapters
The Magic Man (Very Dead)
John was a fan of system apocalyspes, so he thought he knew what coming when he got caught up in one. He was wrong. This was an apocolypse in the original sense of the word, an unvieling. There were no ravenous hordes of monsters, no genocidal tutorials, and certainly no aliens from another dimension. Just humans. So John thought, "How can I exploit this?" This is my first story, and I am writing it as I go. Dont expect a regular update schedule or much long-term foreshadowing.
8 92 - In Serial15 Chapters
Evolution of the Lazy Gamer by Bruticus
It had been five years since the game Royalroad first appeared. A new expansion had been released and one person was assigned by his company to review it. That was the beginning of the story of a lazy, unheroic character who would meet others just as lacking in the heroism department as he was. Still life (or virtual life) throws you curve balls and you never know what will happen.
8 245 - In Serial27 Chapters
DAINTY AND DELICATE ☞ Y. MIN
JIMIN THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONLY DELICATE FLOWER IN THE FIELD OF BLADES BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW, YOONGI WAS A DAINTY FLOWER IN DISGUISE. ..told through dialogue
8 59 - In Serial10 Chapters
fundywastaken oneshots
bunch of Fundy x Dream oneshots. requests are always open. I dont know how to write romance because I am forever alone so please go easy on me
8 58