Found out how to steal userbars while trying to create one myself.

Lynford hopped out of his Coma and was making dinner when he had a thought.

'If I go to work tomorrow like normal, the village will get attacked before I log in. I guess I'll try to get paid vacation.'

Lynford worked at a nearby restuarant as a waiter as a salaryworker and had specific shifts throughtout the week but not on weekends. He called up his boss in order to ask for paid vacation.

"Hello, this is Lynford right?"

-Yes, how'd you guess

"Caller ID and the fact you're calling at 10pm"

-Oh I'm sorry if that was rude but it'd be even ruder to call like this in the morning. I won't be able to come into work tomorrow, can I get a paid vacation.

"Sure, business has been bad lately so we only need one waiter, but in return you have to work on this weekend without pay."

-Isn't that illegal?

"Of course not, it's outside your hours so it's volunteer work"

Lynford agreed to the terms then hung up and resumed cooking. After dinner he set his alarm and went to sleep

~At 8am~

Lynford hopped into his Coma still in his pajamas due to not working that day.

log in proocedure started

With a white flash Emperor reappeared in the dilapidated scrapyard. He quickly entered the blacksmith shop surprised at his own speed without his armour. Shmied was standing next to his new armour. Emperor slipped the armour not even thinking about getting new armour since the armour complements his skill set well.

-Show Armour window

Failed

Schmied said "Oh I forgot to identifry the armour. Identify! Should be fine now"

-Show Armour

Remastered Sh*tty Armour

Rarity: One of a Kind

Defence: 300

Durability: 379/400

One of a Kind in the bad way. An improved version of the Sh*tty armour it once was. Even more jutting pieces of metal were added but all of them were sharpened. The armour became damaged but was repaired with higher quality scrap than it was made from. It was made by a skilled craftsmen while he was sober for most of its repairs. The crown on the head sticks out and shines with a brilliance that this armour doesn't deserve. The armour is still sh*t so there's bad options on it.

Requirements: 125 strength

Side options: +15 elegant stat, -70% movement speed(5% more since you don't meet the requirements

-Sweet it's way better than before.

"Thanks fer the compliments" said Schmied

Emperor ran outside and found the 3 scrubs.

Kyle said "Follow me, everyone's preparing for the attack"

Keith said "We're not ready yet but if you want we can attack now"

Emperor looked towards Katy while being dragged by Kyle and Keith expecting her to say something but instead awkward silence ensued.

Emperor and the other went to the gate facing the direction of where the wave is. There was a setup of all the weapons in the village and makeshift shields from scrap metal and wood. The people rather than their normal grimness were grossly optimistic and staring at him.

'This is d*mn creepy, is this from that Hero title I have? Oh well soon I shall fulfill those expectations and they'll change their expressions to respect whenever they see me.'

The person that oversaw the eastern wall reconstruction walked up to Emperor and said "Hero Emperor we've prepared ourselves to fight the wave as per your command but I digress. Please give us another hour as we need to finish sharpening our weapons and creating shields."

Quest updated

Quest:Drunken Scrabble

Difficulty: C+

Time Limit: 5 days

You've convinced the villagers to leave the village and attack the wolves directly. Unfortunately the wolves are highly intelligent and have noticed the villages preparations and have called for reinforcements. If you leave now you can attack the wolves before their reinforcements arrive creating two separate easier fights. Or if you wait the villagers will finish preparations creating one big fight but stronger allies.

Reward: Based on contribution

Failure: You die or the time runs out

Effects of failure: Village of Sicheren Untergang falls and becomes a monster den

Extra: Attempting to crush the wave alone will increase the difficulty to A

'What the hell?! Why do this, it was already hard?'

*Audible sigh*

-Okay, we'll wait until everyone is ready before we set off

~2 hours later~

"Hero, we have finished preperations" said the Overseer

-About time that was 1 hour longer than the CLIFFHANGER

I'm pumping out chapters at a fast rate and my FF rating has almost climbed up back to 4, Thanks for the cookies.

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