《Superficial Story》Chapter 32 - Crisis Solution Committee Meeting.
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“Everyone please gather at our meeting point in the public god’s hall.”
I just sent the message and they are popping here already.
Sophia was the first to get here.
I wonder if she’s in the mood for some rape play?
[Answer]: Goddess Sophia is uninterested.
…
The fuck?
WHY?
[Answer]: Goddess Sophia enjoys meddling with the dark, obscure, violent side of existence. Since your position has been moved from that rebellious side to the one of power and control, she feels absolutely zero sexual drive towards you. She will answer to any calls you have, but won’t take any enjoyment on doing so.
…
Man.
DUDE.
COMMON!
I JUST GOT A PROMOTION! DON’T FUCK ME UP!
…
Better.
DO FUCK ME!
But do it while enjoying it!
Shiit.
This damn thing of being God Emperor.
Ain’t I just losing my self-respect here?!
I was supposed to be the bad guy!
The one who does as he pleases!
And now I’m doing crisis solving meetings, and this bitch doesn’t want to fuck with me!
You know what, FUCK THIS SHIT!
FUCK IT!
“Hey!”
They got startled out of nowhere.
Fuck them.
“I got with omniscience which is the best way to solve this shit while using the energy we all have. I have stopped time, so don’t worry about the panic and mayhem. Just do things like *this* and be done with it. I will get myself some sex somewhere.”
[Notice]: Telepathic information exchange was successful. The chosen content has been given to all gods.
[All] - Yes.
TSC.
And now they go away.
SHIT.
No one to question me, no one to get angry at my selfishness…
Oh, fuck it.
As if that was a bad thing.
You know what?
Fucking a girl.
I just need a girl to fuck.
Let’s make a brothel on my Realm and spaw some minion prostitutes to my pleasure.
Yeah.
Let’s go.
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