Fuck this whole shit.

You know what?

What I truly want?

I want to rebuild this whole shit.

I want more good karma points, I want to take over this shitty world, and I want to start getting some fucking levels.

Omniscience, how do I get levels?

[Answer]: By contributing to the Pantheon’s glory.

And what’s the fastest way to do that?

[Answer]: Interference. Denied. In your present condition, that would be to create new planets and species to live under the pantheon.

See!

Fuck this damn God Emperor.

And fuck this shitty hell I made.

Holy fuck.

Omniscience, how do I maximize Good Karma Points production in this place?

[Answer]: There are many methods. Here are some.

Fuck this shit.

You want for me to give up on Bad Karma collection all together?

[Answer]: Omniscience does not possess conscience or a will; Therefore, it does not want.

Fucking bullshit.

Get me…

…you know what, I will lose less time if I ask it more wholesomely.

What is the most efficient way of getting both good and bad karma points, without breaking the pantheon rules, and with the flexibility to get whoever I want from this system and isolate them on my own hell, which I am keeping by the way, eh, omniscience, you bitch?

[Answer]: Interference. Denied. There are many methods. Here are them.

Nice.

Just nice.

Now let’s rebuild this shit then.

Keep this first hell I made by the side, build the new and improved system here… there.

Perfect, intelligent, self-governed, self-replicating hellish landscape for making souls get progressively regenerated while also expending some time working up their bad sides. It will analyse every single soul getting here, and then build a personalized hell appropriated to first explore this soul’s bad side, then regenerate it a bit, then explore its good side, then make it fall from grace and do bad stuff again, then regenerate again, and over and over and over… all while making sure it’s punished by the book. I should get plenty of bad and good karma with this.

And right when they become so used they can barely move anymore, an indoctrination routine which makes them my followers at a soul level, right before reincarnating. So they will forget about this, but once they see anything about “God Messiah”, as long as it matches the indoctrination, they will unconsciously take it as the ultimate truth and become my followers in the physical world.

That’s nice. And I can even take some souls out of it at any time that I want and bring them here to be under my classical demons.

Judge minions, I need you no more.

So bygone out of existence.

[Notice]: You have killed a minion. Where should its soul be redirected to?

The fuck, minions have souls?!

[Answer]: Minions have souls collected from those under your command.

Fuck!

I thought they were soulless AI’s.

Do they remember their previous lives?

[Answer]: By default, minions do not remember their previous lives.

Pweeel!

Here I was getting all worked up for nothing.

Send the fucker’s soul into the new system, I don’t even care.

[Miiia] - Masstha, wash appeing?

“Don’t talk with your mouth full. I’m just remodeling the place. You have your own dominion, as well as the other guys and girls. The souls here will follow the old system. But the new souls will go into the new system.”

[Miiia] - Uuuuhm!

What the fuck did she wanted to say?

[Answer]: Minion Miiia wanted to say “Yes master, thank you so much!”.

“You’re welcome. Now quit sucking. I will be going back to the physical plane.”

The demon girl took my dick out of her mouth and was getting ready to put it inside of her.

“No, no, no, no time for fucking now. Here, be pregnant and take care of everything.”

Omniscience, how do I make someone pregnant without having sex with them?

[Answer]: Many methods are available for gods of your caliber. Here are them.

Fine. The easiest one to do with minions is like this.

It expends a lot less bad karma points than I would expect. Also, I will add some extreme pleasure to the mix.

Just so they don’t say I’m a bad god for not giving them the D.

[Miiia] - AAAAAHHh yyyyyiiishssshhh, massshhttaaaaaa….. yyyyyyy…

Yeah, yeah, you’re pregnant now.

Back to the physical plane!