《Superficial Story》Chapter 9: Back Home
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[Miiia]: Master!
Miia is fucking one of her sons right now. Carrying my orders as told. Nice.
“Get me one of my daughters and get ready yourself. I will fuck you all while I wait.”
[Miia]: YES! MASTER!
My sons back up and my daughters and granddaughters approach.
They are weaker as farther away from my own lineage they have been born, but I don’t care.
I need to blow off some steam and these motherfuckers can endure only a few seconds of my dick each.
Tsc.
The ones beyond two generations can’t endure even that. They become insane the moment they touch my cock.
Tsc.
Don’t matter.
Insane demons are more than appropriate for hell.
Omniscience, how long until Andarluz reaches his army?
[Omniscience]: Two weeks.
Tsc.
I will expend this time building my hell them.
Let’s see.
First a front desk to receive and judge people.
I have more than enough Bad Karma Points now, so I can create minions with limited access to Omniscience.
They can’t get as much as I, but it’s enough to judge the life of the souls of mortals.
Now I expand this to around a hundred equal rooms.
Considering there’s 10 people getting here every second then I will give 10 seconds for the judgement to happen. It’s useless for them to defend themselves, but the minions don’t need to give them right to defense. They have access to the soul’s lives and can pass judgement according to what we have here.
This planet isn’t like earth, which had many pantheons ruling over it.
It is a whole universe created from scratch by the Fantasy Pantheon, so their rule here is supreme.
Omniscience, which is the regular list of sins and adequate punishments of the Fantasy Pantheon?
[Answer]: Here is the list.
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Is it a divine sin for me to multiply all servitude time by 100 and make the punishments worse? Which is the reincarnation time of this world?
[Answer]: It is not a divine sin for the King of Evil to increase the punishments proposed on the list. However, creativity must be only added to the standard punishment. The standard punishment must be done.
[Warning]: It is a divine sin for the King of Evil to decrease punishments or fail in punishing the minimal punishment for a sin. Divine sins are punished heavily by the [Writters], therefore, don’t do it.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
[Answer]: The God Emperor has decided the reincarnation time of this planet to be 2 seconds after a soul reaches hell.
TWO SECONDS?
IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER INSANE?
[Answer]: Interference. Impossible to state the God Emperor’s state of mental health.
…
Tsc.
Omniscience, wouldn’t following this make me a divine sinner according to the fantasy pantheon’s rules?
[Answer]: Yes.
Then, how did my predecessor deal with it?
[Answer]: Interference. Impossible to say.
Tsc.
Fuck this guy.
Omniscience, how do I make all my minions become aware of the Sin’s List contents?
[Answer]: There are many methods. These are them.
Good.
Let’s go with the easier one.
[Miiia]: Master, I know what to do with many sinners now, but there are many witch doesn’t have any sin!
“Yeah, I know. Here’s the thing, I will change things a bit here.”
[Miiia]: Change?
“Just lick my balls. You will see.”
[Miiia]: Yes.
First I will create layers in this hell.
First layer will be “heaven hell” for those without any sin.
The Hellish Judgers will send those people there.
Since I can only furnish hell with bad karma points there isn’t much comfort I can give people in the first layer, but they will be free of material needs.
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There.
No need to eat, sleep, have sex or anything.
Demons are also forbidden of going there to harm people. They can go to talk, but any harming, oppression or other things is forbidden.
Plus, let’s add some grass… a spiritual sun… day and night cicles… spiritual animals…
Ah, why not?
People there can even have pleasures.
They can have sex if they want the pleasure, just don’t have the need to do it.
And they can eat food from these always-filled banquet halls, and have fun with each other.
They can even have wars, but no one will die or feel pain.
Also, the land is infinite and they can find new kingdoms and lands for themselves if they want to.
Also, why not libraries?
And I will make a demi-god level minion to take care of the place and add things people ask him, as long as they aren’t too expensive. It will be my “suggestion box”.
Nice.
More than adequate.
Now, let’s start making real hell.
Layer 1, petty crimes, petty punishments.
Layer 2, bad crimes, heavy punishments.
Layer 3, people I don’t like and which I want to see suffer, freedom for all demons to do whatever they want to this people.
Layer 4… let’s just dump everything I have created so far in this layer and keep here for everyone who is a really bad motherfucker. People who raped their mothers and stuff like that.
Now a few minions to take care of each place.
Layer 4 stays with [Miiia] to take care off while I’m not home. Layer 3 will be given to [Ardulus], my first born son with her.
Layer 2 I will give to [Hashra], his first daughter. And Layer 1 stays with [Goodie] the minion I made to take care of the ones who haven’t sinned.
Also, let’s make a promotion system.
Once someone has suffered the increased penitence on the deeper layer of hell they are entitled to be punished on they will then be allowed to go to a higher level where they are punished for the rest.
Eventually everyone who behaves well and don’t commit other horrible crimes while in hell will reach Layer 1 and there will be able to ask for reincarnation if they want to.
Nice.
…
Wait.
Thinking better…
If the actions of those in my hell create karma for me… both bad and good… shouldn’t I have done this since the beginning?!
I could have reaped a lot of Good Karma Points so far if I hadn’t kept the good guys together with the serial killers and psychopathic murderers, couldn’t I?!!
[Answer]: Yes.
FUCK YOU OMNISCIENCE!
JUST FUCK YOU!
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