(From this chapter onwards the story becomes reader interactive. You guys can pitch in anything which isn’t a god or god-like being - situations, happenings, characters, races, nobility, peasants, monsters, dungeons, whatever someone would find in the physical plane, away from the gods and divinity. If I find it fun I will add it to the main story with my own touch).

Well.

Hell is getting shaped by my demons and I’m getting karma.

Now is time to start shitting on the God Emperor’s plans.

So let’s go to this universe’s planet.

Really.

A single planet for a whole universe.

What lazy motherfuckers. Why haven’t them build any others?

[Answer]: The Emperor God forbade the creation of new planets.

Argh.

This cunt again.

You know what, I’m starting big time.

The solar system here is made with just a single planet and the sun.

Let’s add a couple and…

Oh.

I don’t have enough Soul Energy.

Shit.

I need sacrifices.

How many are needed to make a planet?

[Answer]: At your current level the planet will require sacrifices equal to its desired mass to be created. The table follows.

So I would need to have the entire planet sacrificed to me in order to do it.

Shit.

Forget this crap.

I need followers.

And I need levels.

999 shouldn’t be so hard to get if that old geezer got it.

And to start…

Well, I only have 100 Soul Energy points, so let’s get some easy person to impress and make into a follower.

Where’s someone I can impress with little and receive their adoration?

[Answer]: Processing table with locations of easy-to-impress mortals.

Most of them are in bad waters. Some dead as I get the information. Uhm. There are guys being raped in prision, orphans desiring for vengeance, nobles wanting to overthrow their lords, military wanting to kill their superiors…

All people an Evil God could gather as followers.

Nice.

Let’s start by making myself a nice, imposing body. So they can see me.

Also, I believe I should have teleportation powers as a racial trait in this body. Because I may need to teleport a lot and stuff.

And I may not have enough Soul Energy to do it repeatedly now.

So, [Omniscience], how can I make a cheap but imposing body with natural teleportation skill and also able to interact with mortals without killing them by simply being in my divine presence?

[Answer]: There are many methods. Here are them.

Oh.

Interesting.

From painstakingly boring ones like gathering materials in the wild and creating the body from nothingness to simply wishing it into existence.

The one with less Soul Energy expenditure, however, is for me to create an Aether Body.

That is, a body made with an ethereal-like substance of this world. I can move stuff and teleport easily in it, and it will cost me only 90 soul energy.

…

It’s also the only fucking body I can make out of all of those!

God fucking shitting shit, this shit is fucking expensive!

Make me this shitty body already!

…

Oh, right, [Omniscience] is a skill, not a butler.

I’m going to make it.

Here.

Body made.

Now, to go gather some followers.

First one is…

Well, first one will be the one with the greatest profit potential, of course.

Which one is it?

[Answer]: Andarluz Hercos of Gertênia, the Fifth.

I see.

An overthrown king which is being held hostage in his castle right now hum.

He has an army at the border which can take on the rebels, but right now they are about to cut off his head.

Perfect. If I make him my follower I can make the entire kingdom somewhat know of my existence and become followers of my law.

Omniscience, should I save him saying I’m the Evil God of Justice which punishes criminals?

[Answer]: …

Shit.

Would it be in my best interest to save him saying I’m the Evil God of Justice which punishes others in exchange of sacrifices?

[Answer]: No.

Why not?

[Answer]: If you present yourself as an Evil God people will be biased against you. It would be better to give them a name and dogmas to follow.

Right.

And how can I give them a name if I don’t have one? I’m , remember?

[Answer]: You can give them a name by naming yourself. Omniscience does not possess conscience or memory. Therefore, it cannot remember.

And how do I name myself?

[Answer]: Processing methods. Here they are.

Nice.

I name myself Enrico Emilio the First.

May I be Evil as I am!

[Notice]: Your name has been changed to

What happened to my level?

[Answer]: It got obscured.

Can I make a separate window for it? Like showing it somewhere else but my name? If so, how?

[Answer]: Yes. Here’s the method.

Nice.

Now for real.

I’m Messiah. This shall be my name. And my level must be obscured from mortals.

There.

Done.

[Notice]: Your name has been changed to . Your level will be presented at the view of gods next to it, as .

Nice.

Now, let’s go.

To King Andarluz’s chambers!

Teleport!