WATTUPPPP~ I'm sorry to be late... I blame school(so many quizzes + tests before thanksgiving) T_T, and preparing for thanksgiving. I had to go out and bye some snacks, plus that sparkling grape juice stuff that tastes amazing and yet my family only buys it on holidays... T_T... A~Ny~WAYYYYYYYYY

I just finished Lucy's status chart and prepare to be SHOCKED! Hehe, gettit?

ENJOY YOUR NEW CHAPTERRRRRRRR WHEEEEEEEEeEEEEE (I'm so happy!)

-Unknown Forest near human capital-

"ugh..."

I'm on the ground, and why am I groaning? Well~, maybeeee it's because of the fact that I feel like I've been killed 3 time over and am steaming on the ground right now~

"..."

"GYAAGHGHHHHHHHH!!! IT FREAKIN HURTSSSSSS!!!"

(Kris)

WHAT THE HELL? Is Lucy even human in the first place? I immediately use [Analyze] on her to confirm my suspicions. I feel like I know this from a certain light novel I've read...

Status WindowName:LucyAttribute:LightningLevel:12Class:noneAge&Race:13 yr old Thunder Elemental (human variant)Gender:FemaleTitles:

Amnesiac

Unique Abilites: Lightning RodHealth:150/150Mana:500/500Health Regen. +1 every 10 seconds || Mana Regen. +1 every 5 secondsStrength15Intelligence40Agility50Wisdom40Endurance15Dexterity80Abnormal status(s): Amnesia

Okay... well, that actually makes sense. So she's... NOT HUMAN?!?!?!?!?!!!

T-THAT MEANS I CAN'T JUST DROP HER OFF AT THE NEXT VILLAGE!!!

According to common sense taken from manga and shit... either she'll become a slave, or.... I don't wanna know what.

Damn.

I glance to my right and Lucy seems oblivious to the trouble she's caused... what? She's playing in the dirt without a care in the world!

If I had to guess, the [Lightning Rod] ability probably has to do with her ahoge... oh no.

I quickly take a look at it... blahblahblah. Wait. Oho?

I've obtained a really talented mage! Sh-she can draw any electric element attack to her ahoge and then absorb it? MY GOD! A-AND SHE CAN FREELY MANIPULATE ELECTICITYYYYYYY

Moreover, I can tell that this would probably attract many problems from anybody, I mean, who wouldn't want an OP little Oppai Loli slave? I recall Gramps mentioning the Human continent utilized slavery...

I shudder at what other people would've done in my place...

Whatever! This is too great! I was wondering how scary it would be to travel solo... but I can have a friend!!! Ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Welllllll then Colby! You're being replaced by a little 12 year old oppai loli! HA!

I dunno why she looks so small though, she looks 2 years younger than her actual age...

As I contemplate this in mere seconds, I forget the "shock" of the recent events, hehe gettit? And start to get up.

"Huh? Why'd you fall, Kris?"

(Lucy)

"Oh, just tripped~"

(Kris)

How does she not notice the huge lightning bolt I was struck by, my health actually decreased by like, a whole tenth!

As we walk through the forest, sometimes me showing Lucy my new improvised cat cradle I [Shadow Weave]'ed, and doing a bunch of spectacular and awesome tricks (If I do say so myself) with my strings, I talk with her about many things. Except, she doesn't know anything about herself...

 So I just kinda lost to my immature side and played with her, like teaching her how to fly... okay, okay, no- that's not what happened. I kinda just threw her up into the air, and she would tumble around up there and she could actually float for a few seconds one time, where she started shimmering like there was static all around her, and then started floating for just a bit.

Anyway, I lost track of the time, due to just walking and mucking around. I had to stay the quiet guy in class all the time, but now that there was someone that was nice, and innocent that I could just say whatever I wanted and talk a lot for once since it was a little kid. (Even though I kinda acknowledged deep down that she was only one year away from me).

After finally walking for who knows how much time, we come to a cliff. And I can see the human capital there. As i contemplate my choices, I realize a really fun idea.

This is where I shed my serious self... I'm gonna do whatever seems fun! But it has to be fun for Lucy, she's really cute! Hm, as for safety... I can like, weave parachutes in mid-air or something.As I ask Lucy if she agrees to my plan, first, she seems confused, but as I say,

"Do you wanna fly?"

(Kris)

Her ahoge stands up with a burst of excitement!

"Yeah!"

(Lucy)

"Okay, here we go... Let's Fly!"

(Kris)

I immediately grab her and jump with all my strength...

Whoops, I immediately went up, like, 15 meters annnnnd the edge of the cliff tumbled down before we did.

Still, this is awesome! I let out the inner kid self that I had been suppressing for who knows how long, and scream with Lucy,

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

As I enjoy the peculiar sensation of zero gravity, I look up to see Lucy simultaneously screaming with delight as her robe flutters in the wind.

Then, as the air force rushes past my ears, my blood rushes simultaneously... because just as I looked up, I realized.

"Damn, should've weaved her some pants..."

(Kris)

Hope ya-guys enjoyed it. I'm mostly just transforming into more happy and less sarcastic than before, so have no fear! Bad-ass Kris isn't gone! See-ya next time~ Advertisement Previous

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