Author note; Long chapter. Was going to wait until next week, but had to get it down as I had some pretty good ideas for some fan service. The ending was planned out a while ago it was getting there this chapter that I had a bit of a struggle with. I typed up to just before the fan service and was going to leave it as a cliff as it was a perfect ending point, but I figured you would all want more xiaobo than just 2-3 lines at the end. That means; extra long chapter(1900 words). 2000 seems like a large goal. I'll shoot for 1500 as 1200-1300 seems too short and 1900 felt really long. I definitely didn't post this chapter early and extra long because BiJiS made a reddit post for last chapter. I hadn't even noticed. Not even a little. Baka.

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Sun Jiao forced himself to look as indifferent as possible.

"Sister"

"Yes brother?"

Sun Qing hair shifted from her silky deep blue, almost black to a ever so curious green as she tilted her head with inquisitive hot cold eyes.

"Do you always play with trash?"

The green in her hair grew even more pronounced.

"What do you mean?"

"You don't get my meaning? I'll rephrase. Do you and your dog always play around with filthy trash?"

Green continued to deepen until it shifted quickly to yellow.

"Oh. The maid?"

"Yes. Is there any point in lowering yourself to play with that?"

Sun Qing thought for a moment but was having trouble coming up with an answer.

"I see you don't understand. Reasonable as you're so much younger than me you haven't had a chance to mature."

"HMPH! I'm only a few months younger! I'm very mature!" she said with a childish pout.

'A FEW MONTHS? She looks years younger what the hell. Deep breath. Good. She's obviously delusional and it's not important.'

"Earlier I fought with that young man. You remember?"

"YES! YES! He was trash! You play with trash too! I knew I didn't do anything wrong!"

"WRONG!"

Sun Qing's eyes began to narrow so Sun Jiao quickly hurried his next sentence.

"Yes, he was trash but he didn't know he was trash. I had to teach him that. It's perfectly acceptable to teach trash they are bug's that can be crushed, but what point is there in playing with trash that knows they are garbage? That maid knew she was worthless and you still played with her. What lesson will that teach all the other lowly insects? We should reward the obedient trash with their lives and punish the trash that think too highly of themselves. This will not only train obedience, but also prevent us from dirting our hands with their filthy blood unnecessarily. Do you understand your mistake now sister?"

Sun Qing hair was glowing yellow at this point filled entirely with surprise. She had never heard her brother speak such profound words. He had always behaved the same as her and would often take her for walks among the commoners randomly killing them for fun. The words he spoke were true though. Her hand felt dirty now that she thought about having squeezed that weak maid's neck.

Sun Jiao didn't want to push too far though he realized it would be difficult to convince her to behave morally right away. He planned to take things slowly so he continued;

"The fat manager you killed was also trash."

"Ah! B-b-brother knew I did that? Sorry brother I didn't mean to keep it from you and I shouldn't have played with that trash either right?"

"It's fine. Your shoes needed to be cleaned and that man probably enjoyed licking your feet."

'He certainly thought I was a pervert. Thieves think everyone is stealing right?' he thought and then quickly continued.

"Obviously you couldn't let the trash keep his tongue and obviously trash without a tongue is even more useless than regular trash."

Sun Jiao had been in his school’s debate club and had even gone to nationals; though his team had lost in the early rounds. He was uncomfortable with confrontation outside the class because there were so many unknowns when dealing with people. His new body however had much better observation skills and his memory had vastly improved so he was quickly becoming much more confident.

He also learned in debate a couple of tricks one of which was to push a person past what they were comfortable accepting, such as not killing the maid, and then quickly pull them back with something they were comfortable accepting, such as killing the manager. The pull would make accepting the push much easier and on someone as young as Sun Qing it worked flawlessly.

Sun Qing smiled brilliantly and nodded her head causing her crimson happy colored bangs to bounce in an very attractive way.

'She has to practice that right? Right?'

"You're right brother. My hand feels very dirty now I'll wash it as soon as I get back. Oh! Oh! I can have doggy lick it clean. What's your name doggy?"

Seeing Xu Rong's terrified face, Sun Qing tilted her head with puzzlement and green hair, followed by shocked look and yellow hair. The more Sun Jiao saw that curious to shocked look the more he thought it was the epitome of adorable.

'She definitely practices that right? I can't imagine her doing that perfectly every time without practicing. The hair changes so quickly too that has to be forced.'

"Don't worry doggy. Doggies are allowed to lick their master and keep there tongue. That's why you're scared right? Don't worry I love doggies so you should be very happy. My doggy wasn't happy at first but now he always smiles! Now come on tell me your name doggy."

Scared to speak up, but too terrified to remain quiet doggy spoke her name with a shaky voice;

"Xu Rong."

"Hmm. That's no name for a doggy. Xu-xu? No...Ro-ro! Yes that's much better. Come here Ro-ro."

Sun Qing held out her hand as she spoke.

Xu Rong crawled over to Sun Qing who reached out and patted her head. Sun Qing then removed her glove and held out her hand expecting it to get licked.

Sun Jiao wisely remained quiet not even daring to apologize.

"Clean each finger very thoroughly Ro-ro."

Xu Rong looked at Sun Jiao, at Sun Qing, and then at the hand in front of her. She knew that if she misbehaved she'd upset Sun Jiao and if she acted reluctantly she would upset Sun Qing. Her mother always said she should see every situation as an opportunity and so she chose to do her best hoping to get on the good side of both.

Xu Rong had once read a story about two lovers, Xu Rong loved stories more than anything, and one of the scenes was about a princess who noticed some cake on her dream prince's face had then wiped it off and seductively ate it. This had caused the prince to fall to his knees and propose to her on the spot. The scene had been very descriptive; even remembering it now caused her to blush.

Xu Rong mustered all her courage and with flushed cheeks she licked her lips to get them wet.

Sun Jiao was watching her at this point trying to think of a way to help her, but when her red little tongue snaked out from her mouth and flickered over her full lips all thoughts flew out the window quicker than a maid playing fetch.

His mouth had began to fall open, but Xiaobo had briefly noticed and stopped it without putting much thought as both were anticipating what would happen next.

Xu Rong reached out to hold Sun Qing's wrist and brought it closer to her with Sun Qing's fingers pointed up and palm facing Xu Rong's mouth. As Xu Rong opened her mouth a wet trail connected the her alluring lips which was broken by her lithe tongue that extended out to greet Sun Qing's soft palm.

As the tongue touched just above Sun Qing's wrist Xu Rong closed her eyes. Starting from the bottom of the delicate palm carefully dragging the moist tongue upward leaving a shiny trail of saliva. She brought it all the way to the tip of Sun Qing's first finger and then opened her eyes to look at Sun Jiao before she brought the entire finger in her mouth using her tongue as a guide.

Sun Qing gasped and then giggled with delight as she had only been expecting her to lick, but thought that this was much more amusing. She glanced at Sun Jiao and seeing him stare intently was pleased to have made him happy after having upset him earlier.

Xu Rong continued her work on the hand pausing every time she reached the tip of the finger to look at Sun Jiao. She was surprised to see he was enjoying her performance and by the third finger began to get incredibly embarrassed at his attention. As she continued her face changed from a slight flush to beet red; part of which was shame as she realized she was enjoying how unexpectedly sweet Sun Qing skin tasted.

As she finished with the thumb she forced herself to repeat what the princess had said in the story that had been the deciding factor in the prince's proposal.

"Delicious."

Xu Rong, having finished her act, quickly recovered from the shock of what she had said and done. After opening her eyes with bewonderment she buried her head into Sun Qing's lap like an ostrich hiding its head in the dirt.

Sun Qing's hair was a soft red/black at this point which complemented her blushing face. She patted Xu Rong's head not minding Xu Rong's drool covered face getting her dress wet as she was very happy with the doggy.

Sun Jiao coughed and looked out the window.

‘fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.'

Hope you enjoy a bit of fan service; things wont get more steamy than that though so don't get your hopes up(anything adult will be mentioned, but not detailed!). I felt embarrassed just typing that at work let alone something even more explicit!

Not as much Xiaobo as I think people would want, but tough any more and I'd have gotten to 3000 words and that is too long. Also, I feel like lord fifth's liberal use of the word bitch(i shall steal the heavens) is rubbing off on me and I definitely don't want lord fifth rubbing off on me so I'll keep it in mind. That is I'll keep in mind not to use bitch. I am NOT keeping a parrot rubbing off on me in mind. Let's get that clear ok?

I'm thinking about having the goddess speak up, but am undecided at this point. I'll give it some thought over the weekend. On one hand I like the good angel/bad devil idea on the other hand the good angel isn't exactly a good angel. It's more like slutty angel/arrogant demon? Oops. Should I have said slutty angel? That hasn't been confirmed yet, but Xiaobo definitely thinks she is. I already have some plans for the goddess so I'm not sure her joining the story now and in such a major way is a good thing.