As a dejected and cursing Sara was lead away by Glinda Jessica gave me the talk "I do not care how much you are worth to Glinda if you start using that girls chest as a pillow I am going to turn you into a girl understand." I felt a uncomfortable feeling in between my legs. Some part of me realized having that part of me being cut off was not a good thing.

I nodded and Jessica must have seen something in my eyes. “And bear in mind I sleep with a crossbow under my bed.” Jessica starred into my eyes again “Also please note I am having a couple bear traps installed in my room. A decent mage can deactivate wards but a bear trap is hidden so no funny stuff with Sara got it.”

I thought about it for some reason I really wanted to mess with Sara but well. Somehow I got the impression that Jessica would really do something nasty to me. Images danced in front of my mind. Mostly it was a little girl with a poker doing things to a bunch of tied up knights. The little girl was screaming about how noone was going to be spanking her. “What was that about I got some kind of flash back to a little girl using a poker on a bunch of knights. Girls are scary.” Jessica nodded “Just remember no funny stuff with Sara or I have a rusty pair of scissors got it. I told Sara she would have to allow you to use her chest as a pillow only to let her know her situation is serious. So come on time to see what you can do with your magic.”

We walked to a training ground where I was told to meditate and try to use my summon ancestor ability on a dead skeleton we had taken from the graveyard. I felt my magic flow threw me and grinned time to learn real magic. I reached out and power flowed to create my first minion.

NameNoneRaceUndeadStrengthIntelligenceStaminaCharm5/102/10Infinite0JobsUndead WarriorLevel 0Undead Archerlevel -3Passive SkillsDark ReginerationLevel 0ResistanceCutting DamageLevel 1ColdLevel 0WeaknessHoly MagicLevel 0ImmuneCharmIllusionMind Control

Jessica starred at my summoned skeleton and then checked the skeletons status again and again. “This is insane your skeleton is much to powerful it even has jobs. Jobs at level zero and minus three but it has jobs. Wait its weakness to holy magic is set at zero. Basically this skeleton does not have any weakness to holy magic.

Jessica pulled out a book and began to read. “Ok a standard skeleton should have a strength between 2 to 4 yours is 5. Lets see passive skill dark regeneration higher level ability to heal in darkness. Usually found in higher level undead. This is insane your skeleton is much stronger than it should be it must be your level 0 jobs. Ok we will summon up one more to compare this might have been a fluke.”

The next skeleton summoned had exactly the same status. Jessica swore “Ok time to check something out you can summon up to four skeletons a day so you can still summon two more today. Combine both spells you have left to summon a stronger skeleton Lets see what you can do.”

NameNoneRaceUndead MinionStrengthIntelligenceStaminaCharm6/104/10Infinite0JobsUndead WarriorLevel 1Undead Archerlevel 0Undead MageLevel -9Passive SkillsDark ReginerationLevel 0Dark Mana ReginerationLevel 0LearningLevel 1Swordsman SkillsLevel -6Archer SkillsLevel -3ResistanceCutting DamageLevel 3Holy MagicLevel 1light magiclevel 2FireLevel 0Blunt weaponLevel -5ImmuneCharmIllusionMind ControlColdTitlesBoot licker

Effect will happily wipe its masters ass

Minus or - level means can learn ability given training until level reaches 1 will not be able to utilise skill.

Level 0 no effect

Jessica swore “By Laura's black heart your a evil thing are you not this is brilliant you were not even using the full spell and summoned that. We have got to check tomorrow on what you can really summon up. I will show you a basic sword skill try and teach it to your skeletons I am going for some serious help this is wrong those skeletons have seriously scary skills.”

My mind filled with rage Laura was a decent person sure she ordered a few village burnt to the ground and the still living victims tossed into a pit to be eaten alive by mutant rats. Sure she might have have several thousand people tortured to death. But they deserved it they had called her names.

I blinked called her names who tortures someone to death for merely calling someone names. This was not good. There was someone that nasty out there and I either followed her or she followed me. Which was worse following a sadistic monster or having a sadistic monster as a follower.

I suppose I could have given the subject some thought but I wanted to get out there and kill something. I really wanted to take my sword and smash something or someone into little pieces. I would not mind using a fireball to cook someone alive. Or just blow up the local trees. Time to let off some steam I could worry about the rest later. Time to kill something horribly and painfully just because I could.

Warning if you proceed title sadist will be granted.

Dammit I was going to have to be careful if I gained that title then Jessica would assume I was messing with Sara and kill me. I was going to have to go with the blow things up with my magic. I Really wanted to take let loose.

I noticed a couple of female mages practising and decided to head over they were practising summoning One of them grinned and a boar appeared.

NameBoarRaceSummoned MinionStrengthIntelligenceStaminaCharm6/104/103/10-3Passive SkillsLevelSmelly2Tough1Active SkillsLevelCharge1Roar1TitlesSmelly

Effect Charm Decrease Makes it harder to sneak up on enemies

It let our a roar and raced towards me. I watched its massive form charge forward like a unstoppable tide with glee. Time to rip something apart. The Boar charged forward and just as it was about to split me in half I used evil eye. The boar vanished as its summoner started to throw up. I turned to mages and screamed “What was that why did it vanish I did not even manage to get blood on my hands.” The puking mage screamed in agony.

Jessica ran over and grabbed my ear “Alright what did you do to her ” “Nothing that puking one was summoning a boar and it just vanished honest. Now let go of my ear AGGGG Stop that AGGGG” I winced as Jessica dragged me towards the two mages. She starred at them “Are you insane did he offer you gold to let him train with you?”

The non puking mage began to cry “It was just a prank he is horrible We just summoned a lesser boar and he got his crazy look in his face and attacked it” Jessica gave me a death stare “So you decided to attack him without even knowing how dangerous he is. So some random maniac runs towards your summoned creature and that does not give you a warning that something is up. I mean look at him when does a thirteen or fourteen year old boy run towards a Boar”

Jessica foot slammed into the puking Mages stomach. She started to whimper as Jessica walked around her kicking her undefended spots. I wanted to say something like stop. Stop my ear is going to fall off. Who keeps hold of someone's ear while battering a defenceless little mage.

When the puking mage was unable to even lift her hands in protest Jessica turned to her friend “Remember this I do not do mercy. There will be no second warning next time you and your friend suffer” Jessica s leaned over and whispered into the puking mages face “Relax honey it is almost over” Then her foot smashed into her head. Jessica leaned over and checked for a pulse and gave me a grin “Yup I still have it she is out cold oh and you girl your being punished tomorrow. I am getting you at dawn time for some training”

Watching the one sobbing mage drag another unconscious mage away I had a thought. What was Jessica going to do to me if she did that to the two mages. Jessica gave me the death stare “Bet your sorry you copped a feel.” I shrugged “Not really” Jessica grinned “Time for training cupcake ”

Information flooded my mind the correct answer might have been yes I am sorry. Or something like please do not kick me in the balls and call it pain resistance training. Or no I do not think eating glass is good training for me building up a poison resistance. Jessica gave me a wink “Common cupcake time for your serious training we will start with Lucy and Lawless helping you out. They hate men even small men like yourself lets see who can run the longest.”

The two thin and vicious looking women who Jessica called over smirked at me. I did not need information blasting threw my mind, to know that the two shrews in front of me were going to run until there legs started to sweat blood.

Jessica smiled sweetly “Have fun cupcake and you two if he stops before passing out you get a single free kick. Just keep it above the belt. Unless he stops before running twenty miles are up .If he stops before reaching twenty miles do not be shy but no broken bones. Have fun children” We started out Lucy was not so bad but Lawless had a grin on her face “You could just collapse now and let me destroy your manhood. I will be doing the world a great service. No little you's running around.”

I shrugged what the little princess behind me did not know is that if she caught up with me I deserved to be half killed. It would help me out later. I thought about it what the hell had I been doing last life that I thought being beat almost to death was a good learning experience.

Lawless set a gruelling pace and I knew she was just waiting for me to slow down so she could ruin me. Somehow the thought of a lesbian smashing me between the legs got me running faster.

Any time she came near I could feel panic at the thought of her stomping on me.

The training grounds were soon left far behind and we reached a giant rock. I heard a yell behind me “Stop this is the twenty mile mark” I stopped and looked at a pale Lucy. Lawless was in a bit better condition. She was not covered in sweat. I ran around the rock and headed back. I wondered why I was not sweating and why Lucy looked like she was about to pass out. Around five miles later I found out. Lawless called out “Stop”

Lucy was bent over and wheezing “I just need a little rest.” Information flooded my brain. Lucy was much softer than Lawless who would crawl naked threw broken glass before admitting weakness like this.

I ran over to a pale Lucy and kicked her in the stomach. She clawed her stomach and began to dry heave. Lawless starred at me “So why exactly did you kick my girlfriend?” I shrugged “You get to kick me if I fail so that means I get to kick you if you fail right?”

Lawless grinned “Your not back at camp yet how about we pick up the pace oh Lucy I expect you back at camp by nightfall. Lets go double time.” Lawless increased the pace but after a mere three miles she fell panting to the ground.

I thought about it should I kick her. She was not able to stand so I would get away with it. Still she had gone full out so it would not help her increase her training. I ran around in a circle until a fuming Lawless dragged herself up and we continued home.

The rest of the day was me doing push ups and sit ups. Still we stopped when I reached ten thousand sit ups and fifty thousand push ups. Jessica starred at me “What in the nine hells is up with you are you tired or do you even feel a bit of strain. Are you even sweating? This is getting us nowhere tomorrow you train with a weapon.”

I headed to bed and found out I was sleeping in my own room something that Jessica had arranged. Sara was assigned new quarters with Jessica to keep her safe from me. I would definitely get Jessica for this. I wanted to have a human pillow. One with curves.