《Dao of Emperor》Chapter 11: STupid!!!!!!
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Well yes Zes IS an airhead, I kind of liked this setting you know? It's more fun, then a always serious MC. By the way I have painted a pictureof Zes and Reis but sadly I'm to dump to post it, so you will have to wait for it until I have figured out how to post it.
Chapter 11: Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!
As they sat on the bed waiting for the nascentstage cultivators to come, Zes was carefree humming some strange song but Reis was nervously sitting beside him while thinking about the strange things that happened to her in the last few days.
Suddenly she had a thought.
„Uh, Master? “
Zes stopped humming and turned to her.
„What is it? “
Reis hesitantly said:
„You said you have a creationstage dao that can control all the other dao's right?
Does that mean that you have comprehended all the daos that exist? “
Silence. Zes was looking dumbfounded at her for some time until he started laughing so strongly that he has fallen down from the sofa and rolled on the ground while laughing.
Reis startled looked at him and once again wondered. Just how a person like that could be able to create a creationstage dao.
Laughing and holding his side Zes stood up again.
„C-comprehended all daos? Do I look like some super brain? Even if I had a brain thousand times bigger I wouldn't be able to comprehend all daos and remember them.
Comprehend all daos? Just what could be a sillier question than that? “
Reis was bewildered and was thinking about what he had said.
„But if you haven't comprehended all the daos, how was it possible for you to create a dao that can control every other dao? “
Zes just stared at her, like a genius would stare at a moron. With an unbelieving look he slowly asked.
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„You do not really believe that one has to comprehend every dao in order to create a creationstage dao, right? “
„You have not.......? “
Zes once again started laughing and Reis embarrassed looked at him.
When he saw her look he calmed down and explained.
„It's no wonder you demons weren't able to get any further than this if you are too stupid to understand something so simple.
Why try to do something impossible like the comprehension of all the daos, if it's possible to search for the concept that forms the basis of all daos and use it to control the other daos?
Reis had a sudden enlightenment.
„The basis that all the daos are constructed on...... So it's something like a dao of all other daos? “
„Well, you could say it that way. “
Reis pondered for a short while.
„Master......“
„Hmm? “
„You are smarter than I thought you are. “
Zes was taken aback.
„....Just...what were you thinking about me? “
Just as Reis was about to answer, they both felt strong auras quickly coming closer.
Zes calmly stood up while Reis almost crushed her head against the ceiling.
„Here they are, finally they came.
Honestly I thought they would be a biiiiiit quicker. But well better late than never. Reis just sit down, we will finish our conversation after I have finished them of, ok? “
He smiled, but the smile somehow gave of a dangerous feeling. Reis shuddered.
„I'm keen to hear what you thought about me. “
Reis frowned but quietly sat down on the bed and pondered just what she could say in order to get through this without bigger losses.
Suddenly half a dozen people appeared before their room floating in the air.
An old wrinkled man shouted.
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„Immortal, give up hiding and quickly come out. You are dead either way.“
Calmly as ever Zes pushed himself from the ground and slowly rose into the air. A wave of his hand and the wall of the room dissolved into thin air, and he flew out of the room leaving behind a room without a wall.
„Tch, seems I will have to pay the owner some compensation. “
Finally Zes stood midair and looked at the nascentstage cultivators.
There were 7 of them. The old wrinkled man that shouted earlier seemed to be at the later stages only a step away from the immortal stage. Other than him there was a middle aged man wearing a pink robe and having a strange smile towards him. He appeared to be mid nascentstage. Next to the pink clad man was a pair of twins, two girls wearing red robes and having similar faces. One of them had long hair and appeared to be at the mid nascentstage while the other one had shorter hair and appeared to be at the early nascentstage.
Next was a mature lady wearing an alluring robe, which was showing bit too much of her skin. She was the same as the wrinkled man and was late nascentstage. Lately there were a little boy and a young man holding each other’s hand and having the same look as the pink clad middle aged man.
The gaze of a cat seeing his prey.
Zes got goose bumps.
Just how many gay-lords are in this city? Is this the reincarnation of San Francisco?
Actually Bluedragon City was built almost at the same place as the former San Francisco. There was a rumor that the founder of the city, the present city lord had felt something special at this place and because of this built his city at this place.
The pink wearing man called out.
„My name is Gay Bluedragon, I'm the city lord. Tell us your name before we kill you so we can tell the future generations the name of the last immortal. “
Zes just felt the need to face palm himself.
„You're for real? GAY? COULDN'T IT BE MORE OBVIOUS? “
The pink man made a face that showed he did not understood.
„Is there anything weird with my name? “
The twins next to him started to laugh.
„Dad, actually gay is a human word for homosexual man. “
„.........“
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