《YOLO?》Chapter 50
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A/N I want to thank you all who have been reading this FF. We have finally reached 50 Chapters!!! Wooohoo!!
Guys be patient for the harem.
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Day 1,768
They guy that I kicked in the balls yesterday still didn't wake up. I think he's in a coma. I get pissed whenever I look at his face so I slapped him a lot and his face got swollen. It felt good because it released a lot of my pent up stress.
Today I had my archers train on horseback for the first time. Sigh... All I have to say is that we have a long ways to go.
There have news reports from the west that the beast men have invaded the small kingdoms around that area. Well that is of no concern to me because I live all the way in the east coast of this continent. I probably won't do anything unless they actually manage to get this far.
Day 1,769
Turns out that Siegfreed guy was actually a pretty famous S class adventurer. Hmph. If he is an S class adventurer then they all must be pretty weak.
Today wasn't very eventful. I trained the soldiers and taught the students. At the end of the day I had some sexy time with Ran and went to sleep. Days like this aren't bad.
Day 1,770
I believe that #10 is now fully under my control. He's gained quite a bit of weight now and I don't think he is as strong as before. Siegfreed is still in a coma.
Day 1,771
The adventurer's guild came to me today and wanted me to explore a new dungeon that they discovered. I reluctantly agreed. I didn't really want to go because it could have been the same as last time and I probably would have been gone for a year.
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I got packed and was ready to leave the next day.
Day 1,772
"Come back safely okay?"-Ran
"Of course I will. Who do you think I am?"-Me
I got on the ship and we set sail. Apparently this new dungeon was about a week away by boat on an uninhabited island.
This time I brought Wilson, Chrom (green dragon), #10 and 5 talented soldiers from my army.
When while we were still within shouting distance, Ran yelled something at me.
"Regis! I'm...($*(%@)#!!!!"-Ran
"What!!!! DID YOU SAY?!!!"-Me
"I'm.. PREGNANT!!!"-Ran
'Huh??? I'm pretty sure I heard that wrong. I'm positive she didn't say that she was pregnant.'
"WHAT DID YOU SAY??!!!"-Me
"PREGNANT!!!"-Ran
"I'm pretty sure she said that she is pregnant my lord."-Wilson
I looked at Wilson straight in the eye. I punched him and knocked him out. Then I passed out from the shock of the news.
Day 1,773
I woke up and recalled the events of yesterday.
'Ran is pregnant. I'm going to be a father.......shit....'
Wilson had a black eye. I felt no remorse.
I tried to keep my mind out of Ran being pregnant so I did chores around the ship and played around with Chrom.
I created water golems to wrestle with him. This ship was barely big enough to have him on the deck. so Chrom played with them in the water.
Day 1,779
The week went by uneventfully. we saw some dolphins and marine life occasionally but Chrom ate them all... even a while... and eventually all of the fish in the ocean stayed away from our ship.
We reached the island.
The 5 men I had with me besides Wilson and #10 were apparently the best fighters in my army. They were equipped with a sword and shield with light armor and there was one archer and one mage.
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The entrance to the dungeon was a cave and so we entered.
Soldier POV (I'm gonna name him David)
I have been chosen from Sir Hanson to go on an expedition with the king to explore a dungeon!
I am really excited. I must have been chosen for my hard work. My family all bid me farewell and wished me luck and told me not to get hurt.
Fufufu... when I get back I told them that I would be rich.
I mean the king is going with us and he is monstrously strong, so what could possibly go wrong?
Wilson POV
I was happy for my lord that he was finally going to have a child. I wonder if the child will grow up to be just as handsome as my lord.
I think my lord was having hearing problems because I could hear Lady Ran just fine. I clarified for him what she was saying and he punched me out of nowhere.
Sigh... When I came to and realized what happened. I was in bliss. My lord punched me!
Oh the pleasure of his fist meeting my face was an amazing experience. If only he would hurt me more..
Oopss.. I better be careful or Wilson Jr. down there is going to get all excited.. HEhehe....
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