A/N - Ok, so I’m writing this for Rota, NSFU, and the rest of you GB lovers out there. I was going back over some of the earlier chapters and I felt like I’d lost a little something by focusing mostly on the serious aspects of getting the world and training out of the way. So, this is my slice of life/GB chapter. For those of you who don’t like GB, or mature content feel free to skip this chapter it has absolutely nothing to do with the plot! Mature Content Warning - some sexy time…

Interlude - I Can Do This?

On the plane ride home, I decided to take a nap. After all, it’d been a long time since I last got the chance to actually sleep instead of nap. As I was drifting asleep, I found myself dreaming the weirdest dream I’ve ever had.

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Jaw’s POV

For the most part, the new connections didn’t change our behavior. We still ran around doing stupid shit all the time, trying to pull one over and each other. It’s a lot harder though, since they can tell what you’re thinking if they focus on the link between us. So, you have to be much craftier. We didn’t notice the biggest change until we were on the plane for an hour or so. Our favorite reality show, what we called, “David’s Life”, was pretty boring at the moment. No talking, just lots of watching scenery out the window of a plane. BORING!! Feeling kind of horny and bored, female drug heroic over to a corner and build a room for some fun times during the lull in programming. We didn’t realize then what our connections would do to us. As they were going at it, I started feeling weird. Suddenly, a wave of heat traveled over my body and I felt the greatest pleasure I’ve ever felt in my life. God, is that what an orgasm feels like for a woman?

Feeling horny myself now, I decided to go find a place to rub one out. Thinking back, I felt a little bit jealous. I’d like to try that out once. Wait, maybe I can! I went over to the corner, made a building and sat down while imagining turning into a woman. I started with female as my model and sure enough, it worked! Here I was, a perfect copy of her. Now, let’s see, hmm… Slightly taller, longer legs. Smaller boobs, man these things are uncomfortable when they’re this big! Conjuring up a mirror, I looked at my body. Got to fix the jaw, can’t be a woman with a metal jaw! It took a while, I’d been walking around with the damned thing for nearly 160 years now, but I got it. Problem being the jaw was crooked now… After spending half an hour, I finally got it right. Looking at the mirror I smiled. Damn, I’m hot!

After getting the body right, I got down to business. Female and Heroic had been going at it this whole time, and the feedback that I was getting from the bond had intensified since I turned myself into a woman. As I was playing with myself, a tentacle slowly crept into the room. “Keee!!!” I heard high-pitched screams from outside, creating a window I looked out. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who had the idea of trying to be a woman. Looking around, I saw two octopuses’, one kind of skinny with what looked like acne on its face. The other was just fat, only way to describe it. They were using their tentacles to terrorize the other personalities who had turned into women, pulling them up into the air and having their way with them! The worst part of it was, I could feel everything that they were feeling. I yelled, “GOD, SOO GOOD!” as I came harder than I thought possible, falling to the floor unable to keep standing.

Suddenly, I was thrown from the building. The fat one caught me with a few tentacles, shoving one down my throat and caressing me, everywhere… I quickly lost track of time, unable to control my body as I felt better than I've ever felt before.

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David’s POV

I feel kind of weird, for some reason my little guy is saluting… Why? I just fell asleep and then suddenly I felt it. Through my bond with the personalities living in my subconscious came a wave of pleasure. Something I’ve never felt before, it was overpowering. Slowly, I opened my eyes and found myself in the usual place. Except… why are there so many female personalities today? And, why are they all hanging in the air naked doing something with a giant octopus? Suddenly, the original female personality was dragged out of another building by the fat looking one while I suddenly heard it speak, “This is payback for all those times you tap danced on me!” As it started shoving tentacles into every hole it would fit in. Heroic flew out of the building and started battling with the octopuses’ in anger. They had to put down some of the women in order to fight him. They lay there on the ground, quivering in pleasure. One of them started screaming, “No, don’t stop yet!” Turning around, I saw the Gladiator smile, then pick up the woman and take her into another room. Soon, I heard grunting sounds coming from the room. Suddenly, all the remaining male personalities were picking up a woman or two and taking them to a room.

I stood there, unable to understand what was going on. What the hell was this? And why does it seem like so much fun? Through the bond all I could feel is a tiny bit of anger from heroic but every other personality was lost in pleasure.

Suddenly, I awoke for real. Looking around, I saw that Great-Granny Kingsly and Elin were both dozing off. I felt something sticky on my little guy, looking down I noticed that my pants were wet. What the hell, I haven’t peed in my sleep for years! Embarrassed, I went to the bathroom and changed pants, cleaning myself up. A couple of years later I realized what that was… my first wet dream. From then on they started happening on a fairly regular basis…