《My Hermit Life》Chapter 38 ( SS )
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" 30,000 - 30,001 - 30,002 . . . . . . "
If one were to overlook a certain island on a certain tiny world
inside a certain tiny dimension they would see a buff, golden furred,
naked gorilla. This of course is Solomon. He is so buff that he could
make a real gorilla feel emasculate. He wasnt actually naked either he
just happened to be wearing golden furred clothes that blend with his
own hair.
Solomon was doing his daily ritual of pull ups, he was almost done
with his daily amount of 35,000. When all of a sudden he had a screen
pull block his vision.
Congratulations you have aquired the title Strength God.
You have aquired the title Strength God for being the first being since the beginning of everything to max out your physical stats at level one. Good luck young God!
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY AFTER 500,000 I SOLOMON ARS
REGIS HAS DONE IT! "
" Babe what are you talking about? " This was Loretta Solomons
beautiful wife who after 500,000 looks like the definition of a Milf.
At least her human parts made one think of a milf, her horse body
looked like .... well ..... it looked like a horse body.
" The very thing I joined this reclusion for, I have maxed my physical
stats! Babe I got a new title and notification, and guess what, I am
the only being to max out my physical stats at level one. "
" OH MY GOD! I cant fucking beleive it,
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss!
I cant wait to try out your new stats in the bedroom tonight. "
" Can we try anal, for me to celebrate? "
" Maybe. "
After hearing that Solomon couldnt hold in the excitement and started
doing every possible celebratory gesture ever done, and then some.
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A few weeks later the party finally stopped for Solomon and his crew,
they did everything a good party could have. Drinking, Smoking (
tobacco/ safe herbs), Private sex, music, insane fireworks, sexy women
dancing, etc....
When the constant party was done, Solomon faced a sort of mid-life
crisis. He didnt know what to do, of course he could practice crafting
and magic, but he had a system and he didnt want to ruin that.
Eventually Solomon decided to take a break and just start training his
the kids.
Solomon hadnt spent much time with Gabrielle and her kids so the first
ones he decided to train were them. He knew that all three of them
would be practicing inside of Gabbies lab, and so thats exactly where
Solomon headed.
When he gound them Gabby and the kids were practicing Sound Magic.
Despite Gabrielle getting hints on how to use Sound Magic many years
ago she could only practice the most basic type of Sound Magic.
Solomon would occasionally help them when he was taking a break from
working out.
" Hey guys, hows your practice going? "
" Its going poor, we havent made any head way though during the last
party your music did give me some insights. I think I am making
headway on the bass variant of Sound Magic, we just cant make any
advancements. Do you have any ideas? "
" Hhhmmmm, maybe if we could produce hard enough bass it could affect
surrounding Mana and that could let you study the method of producing
the correct type of magic. "
" We had the same thought, but the problem is how to produce enough
bass, and how to make sure it doesnt spread out of the immediate
range. "
" I may have a method. When I dont want to disturb anyone I will make
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a barrier around my self that holds in any sound and bass. If we can
make enough bass then we should be able to contain it. "
Like this Solomon got to work making a super powered sound system. The
first thing Solomon did was create a power source powerful enough to
power the sound system. What he did was use the Mana Stone he
discovered when making Lorettas gun lance, and basically give it
steroids. The power source was at least 42 inches by 42 inches by 42
inches. It also had enough power to keep a city block running for
years, if it was converted into electricity.
Next Solomon used this type of rubber wood that would vibrate rabidly
from the slightest touch. But the wood would have barely any flex. He
used this wood to create the box for the subwoofer. He made a sealed
box to produce the most bass. After that Solomon made a cone out of super resilient non-flexing wood. At the end of the cone he put the subwoofer. The sub is connected to the power source using physical Mana Veins Solomon took from one of Lorettas custom races.
When all of this was done Solomon took the cylinder and sub and then he hooked them into the box. He then sealed the box.
Solomon then found Gabby and the kids to ask of they were ready fot the testing. They told him they were and that they could start any time. The proscess was pretty simple after that, all Solomon had to do is create a barrier around Gabrielle. Though he did take it to another level and make a barrier that bounces back any vibrations.
It was a surreal experience for Solomon to see his female dragon cousin, inside of a barrier of his own creation, while that very barrier was bending surrounding space from its pure vibrations. The barrier was distorting so bad that it looked like sink water during an earthquake. The songs Solomon went with were Satisfaction, ( R.L. Grime Remix ) Blue Milk ( Big Chocolate, Amili ( Lil Wayne, Killa Cam ( Cam'Ron ), and a few others. It took around 13 minutes before Gabrielle gave the signal to cut off the music. Solomon cut the music and brought down the barrier.
A few minutes later Gabriella hopped up and used her claws to give Solomon the first hug she has ever given him after knowing him for half-a-million years. One could tell how much not advancing on Sound Magic had disturbed since she had discovered. And the fact that Solomon was the reason she advanced gave her happiness she couldnt express in words, but she did try. And then she failed.
" Solo I cant . . . . I cant tell you how happy I am. No that sounds insensitive. Solomon I . . . . uh . . . I dont know. Thanks cousin, truly thank you. "
" Gabby it was nothing, you discovered Bass Magic with your own comprehensions I just pushed you in the right direction. Now you go and celebrate with Nathair and Boireann, Im going to go hang out with Loretta and our kids. "
" Hehe, you have fun cuz, if you ever need anything just ask alright. "
" I know cousin, now go have fun. "
Like that both Solomon and Gabby walked in seperate directions, both were smiling.
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