《My Hermit Life》Chapter 32

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Inside a certain cave, inside of a certain forest, inside an even more certain world is our MC

Solomon and his wife going through their masters collection of techniques. They had finally

taken a break from their constant sexual activities to visit their master and collect on his

wedding gift to them, of course that isnt all they are going to do they still have to deliver

semen to Solomons aunts and visit their families. The only reason they are choosing a technique

first is because their master asked them to hurry up, he is apparently leaving soon and wants to

be able to give pointers on the techniques they choose first. They have widdled down their

choices considerably, though the choice between three techniques seems harder than the choice

between the thousands their master has.

Solomon is having difficulty between choosing the Devourer technique, a compndium of crafting

techniques, or dream magic. Loretta on the other hand cant decide between Necromancy, Asura

Battle Body, or biological manipulation.

The Devourer Technique allows the user to gain stats of a being they killed but in return they

cannot gain any experience, the technique itself is great for people who pursue the peak of

their body. Something many users of this technique have trouble coping with is that eventually

they will have to level up or else they will never unlock their full potential.

The compendium of crafting techniques is to help Solomon upgrade his engineering knowledge,

their is also a technique that allows the user to bestow potential on self created weapons. If

Solomon were to study the compendium as well as the technique he could upgrade his and Lorettas

weapons infinitly, they wouldnt even need the gift weapons they got for their wedding.

Dream Magic allows the user to manipulate not only their own but even others self conscious,

including sleep dreams, day dreams, and at high levels the user can even manipulate their

enemies thoughts. The user can manipulate dreams to act similar to a formation that extends

time, meaning the user could extend dreams to last countless years but physically only last a

few hours. There was once a case of a Dream Magic user using Dream Magic together with an

unknown technique and creating an army of dream creatures, he proceded to wipe out countless

lives and become a God. He could even create and entire universe if he wanted to, though it

would take countless years of gathering energy. Many users of Dream Magic have lost themselves

in the minds of others and end up losing their mind.

Loretta wants Necromancy because she loves war, and wants to eventually create an army of the

dead just so she can conquer coutries without having to struggle. There have been countles cases

of necromancers becoming harbingers of death, with few of them having the pure battles prowess

of Loretta, so it could be imagined how much terror she would bring should she learn Necromancy.

Asura Battle Body is a body technique that allows the user to absorb the souls of beings they

kill, which will in turn increase all of the users stats when in battle. There are cases of

users of this technique never stopping when they fight, those who can use this technique without

losing their mind can use this technique to become a Battle God.

Biological Manipulaton is similar to the evolvution technique that all Legendary Beasts are born

with in that the technique allows the user to evolve their body. This technique allows the user

to manipulate and add to their and other beings body. Not only is the user of this technique

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able to evolve their and others bodies they can even create a body to transplant a soul into.

There are instances of users of this technique creating entire species for their own personal

use, though only three users were able to create species that rival Legendary Beasts.

" Which do you think I should choose babe? "

" Out of the Devourer Technique, compendium, or Dream Magic, I honestly think you should choose

Dream Magic. "

" Why? Surely Devourer Technique fits me much better. "

" Thats the thing, you have what is basically the best body technique in existence nobody will

be able to rival. At least nobody alive, there have been maybe 5 body techniques that are more

valuable than yours, with probably none of them being better at bodily strength. Dream Magic

will allow you to practice your magics, techniques that dont raise body strength, and crafting

techniques. And before you even mention the compendium, you can teach yourself using Dream Magic

or you can just borrow a slightly worse technique from master in the future. "

" Alright then I will choose Dream Magic. I would say choose Biological Manipulation by the way.

It adds the most personal strength which is most important. "

" I was going to, I just really want to connect with my undead roots you know. "

" If you want I can give Master this gift I have been planning on giving to him for awhile now.

It might grease his gears enough for him to give you Necromancy. "

" What gift? "

" I am planning to give him the Kama Sutra, it is a book from my old world about love and happy

living. As an added bonus though it includes various sex positions. I figured that master would

like it since he pursues happiness more than strength in his current life. "

" I dont know, I think you should just give it to him and not worry about getting me Necromancy.

"

" Good girl Loretta, I am happy that you arent greddy about learning new techniques and magics.

Anyway Solomon let me check out the book. "

Solomon hands the book he had personally recorded down onto a hand made book. The only reason he

could record it down was because he read the thing multiple times after he lost both of his

legs. He actually did something kind of fancy when he recorded down the book, he used

enchantment runes as each idividual character, the enchantments make the book strong enough to

last hundreds of thousands of years underwater. Or the book could with stand a fire you just as

long, basically the book is nearly indestructable.

After Aopara read for a few minutes he nodded even pursing his lips as though he is very

satisfied.

" Alright you can have Necromancy Loretta, Ill be honest your parents already discussed with me

and I told them if you showed any intrest in the Death Magics I would let you have one of them

for free. Solomon I will take this gift as it has quite a few sex positions I have never heard

of and am raring to go try them out, as you may not know I am actually on my way to a party

where I hope to pick myself up a date. Ill be honest with you Solomon I am kind of surprised you

picked Dream Magic, I figured you would be stubborn and just pick Devourer Technique. "

" I was going to go with The Devourer Technique as I wont be able to spend a million plus years

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building my body strength every time I level up but I figured that Dream Magic also has immense

benefits. Plus it doesnt hurt to listen to my wife, she is alot smarter than me so I might as

well get used to it right. "

" I am proud that you thought ahead like that, though I didnt know you wanted to peak your

physical stats for every level.

"

" I want to be the peak existence in physical strength, Ill be honest before I reach God-Hood I

want to be able to to destroy Gods without using my skills.

" Welp good luck with that you are gonna need it, I dont think there have been many beings

capable of doing that, actually I dont think there have been any. If you can do a feat such as

that then you will likely be one of the top 5 strongest gods. Dont think that you will be able

to accompolish such a feat just by maxing your strength each level, you will need to increase

your potential immensely. "

" I hope I can do it, even if I cant do it with just physical strength alone I will still be

able to do it with just my skills. Anyway you said I would only be top 5 why is that surely I

would be at least top three. "

" Nope and the reason is is because when you reach God-Hood you stop leveling, in order to

increase your strength after God-Hood you have to start comprehending the Dao, that is the

reason that Dna Memories is so sought after by Legendary Beast clans, it helps the user to under

stand certain Daos quicker. "

" Why have I never heard of that? "

" There wasnt any point, anyway the strongest Gods are the ones who are basically the

incarnations of the Dao, there is Shiva, Lady Death, Angra Spentas, my mother Aowa, and last but

certainly not least is The gray queen. Shiva is the Immortal Lord of Chaos, Lady Death is

literally Death, Angra Spentas is the Queen of Creaton, my mother is imperishable defense and

overlord of space, lastly is the gray queen who honestly nobody knows what her specialty is just

that she is impossible to track or seal. "

" Damn Master I never expected your mother to be so strong, though it makes sense considering

you have never been caught by the angry mob of female Goddesses. "

" Yep, anyway you kids have a week to practice in my care so make sure you get the most out of

it. "

"" Yes Master/ Yes Master. ""

And so exactly one week passed without Solomon or Loretta meeting each other except to eat

dinner together, Solomon was already pretty good at Dream Magic he was able to make one 8 hour

dream last one year in his dream world. He could extend the time further if he used formation

but he didnt as it made advancing slower. He tried re-learning Barrier Magic as when his skills

were all combining together he lost it from his screen, through re-learning it he discovered a

secret that few had discoved before him. When you relearn a magic it starts off a Novice again

even if you had it at Max mastery before, meaning if you relearn a magic and then raise it back

up to Max mastery your talent with that magic will still increase as if you were learing it for

the first time again. Solomon naturally told this to his master and wife, his master spread it

to Solomon and Lorettas family members, ever body who learned this secret instantly went into

closed door training in order to increase their talents as much as possible, except for Solomon,

Loretta, and Aopara all of which decided to hold off until the future.

Loretta hasnt advanced as much as Solomon in Biological Manipulation or Necromancy mainly

because both are very difficlt to advance or even practice in. She has mainly focused on

Biological Manipulation deciding to save Necromancy for when she and Solomon start adventuring

through out the world. She has practiced quite a bit on random creatures found through out the

forest including fishes, snakes, birds, and even a few plants and trees. After she is finished

with her experiments she just locks them up in her and Solomons world on a continent she had

Solomon put a seal on. The reason she did this is for a few reasons, she didnt want to affect

the enviroment to much and she wanted to keep an eye on her experiments to see if she missed

anything. She also wanted to see how the creatures would grow and evolve after millions of years

in her world.

When the week was finally up and Solomon and Loretta had gotten all the benefits they could from

their Master in regards to magic, the two of them decided to go and visit there friends and

family before spending a few years of solitude in their house. They wanted to get their magics

and techniques as well as other skills to their peak before they start to religiously work on

advancing their bodies.

When the two of them reached the house inside of a tre that Aunt Val and Aunt Susan currently

live in the they discovered that both of them were gone, probably to the same party their master

went to. Solomon decided to lay down a formation to keep his semen as fresh as the day second he

released it, he put the formation right in front of his aunts house incase they missed it. After

he left his semen in front of his aunts house he decided to go to the house where his and

Lorettas parents are still living in.

After they reached the treehouse they saw Han and Sham both sparring wile the females were

cheering them on like cheerleaders from the side of the small arena. Solomon and Loretta decided

not to disturb them and instead wanted to see if they could learn any moves from watching. Han

like Solomon uses a staff as his main weapon and was even the one who taught Solomon the basic

staff arts, this lead to Solomon learning one or two techniques he might be able to use in

sparing in the future. Sham on the other hand used a might zweihander with and extended handle

to give him massive reach comparable to a small bo staff, Sham used his zweihander in a similar

way to a halberd which also allowed Loretta to learn a little. While the two men were trading

blows back and forth like a piston their wives walked over to greet the children and mingle a

little bit.

" Its about time you came to visit us, we havent seen you two in forever. "

" Sorry mom Loretta and I decided to move out of masters cave, it took like a week to find were

we wanted to move and then another week to build our house and then we wanted to spend some

time together before we start some hardcore training. "

" We actually had our house built but I didnt really like the first one so Solomon and I built

this really unique house out of something called cob, its really nice all of you should visit us

there sometime. There is also a really nice view of a battle front, battles happen there at

least once every other day. "

" Are you talking about the war between the two empires way in the west, I heard they were

fighting over something silly like ore or something. Anyway it does sound nice we might visit

you two in a few weeks, also sorry about you fathers I cant believe they wont even take a break

to talk to their own children. "

" Its alright yoy yourself know that Loretta is the same exact way, the only time she will stop

in the middle is for food or a different oppurtunity to fight. I was actually going to ask if

Loretta and I could fight after those two, I built us some new weapons and we havent really had

the chance to test them out. "

" Can we check them out? "

" Of course. "

While Solomon and Lorettas mother are busy being amazed at the weapons they dont notice their

sneaky husbands sneaking up on them.

" Whatcha got there sweety? "

" Yeah let me see it. "

" Of course, you two would odviously stop when you smell a new weapon but wont stop to visit

your children. "

" Well duh, I can annoy these two whenever I want for the next few billion years, I cant always

have the option to play with new weapons however. So where did you two kids get these from? "

" Solomon built them, the lance is mine and it is called a gun lance, the drum, staff, hammer

thingy is his, I dont why he built it but he did. "

" I wanted a fancy weapon to play with as well alright, I cant give you gifts and not make

something for myself everytime. "

" Oh you know full well youll get something in return, something some would say is better than a

new weapon. "

" What are you talking about!? Oh God dont tell me you two have already done it. "

" We did dad, why are you freaking out? "

" Dont pay attention to him he just misses his little sparring buddy. "

" Well I was going to spar Loretta but how about its Loretta vs Sham and Me vs Dad. "

" Sounds good. "

After that Loretta and Sham went to the field Sham was just sparring Han in while Solomon and

Han went to a feild right next to it. Solomon decided to use his Hammer Staff because even

though he isnt super familiar with it the amount of added utility should make up for anyway

weilding deficiency he may have.

Solomon and Hans fight started off with Solomon performing a quick over head swing right at Han,

Han twisted his body to the side while performing a leg sweep toward Solo. Solomon dodged the

leg sweep by backing up, after he dodged he dashed towards his father while performing a side

swing. The swing landed on Han who wanted to trade blows with Solomon, what he didnt know

however was that Solomon had been vibrating his drums since the beginning of the fight, which

allowed a massive build up of power. Solomons hit sent Han flying to the left, Solomon of course

didnt let up and dashed towards him again once more performing an over head hit. Han of course

wouldnt allow himself to be hit a second time used his staff to launch himself out of the

strinking range or Solomons hammer. He would once again be surprised because Solomon activated a

barrier with weight enchantments that hit Han despite being a few feet away. Solomon then proced

to repeatedly ground pound his dad not allowing him any time to get up or retaliate. After a few

minutes Han gave up.

" Thats a fucking bullshit weapon, it needs to be banned in any future tournaments. "

" This wasnt a tournament and you know now not to get hit so you wont be surpised in the future.

Solomon honey that is a very creative weapon you have made, you should know that few can beat

your dad in a fight even if his stats are equal you should be proud, you to Han. "

" You know full well I am proud, anyway enough of that is Sham getting his ass beat to? "

" Yep. "

" HAHAHAHA Good! "

Loretta similarly had Sham in a cycle of being scooped up and then being shot by a bullet into

the air, right before he can reach the ground to manuver he is hooked right back into the air.

Each shot from Lorettas gun lance has immense power behind it so even with Sham wearing full

armour he is lifted a few feet in the air. After Loretta is done messing with Sham she lets him

hit the ground, Sham of course didnt expect this so before he can get up he already being

attacked by his evil daughter. Loretta is unleashing bullets into Sham faster than a slow

automatic rifle each shot is performed at point blank range thanks to him being shot into the

ground. Loretta did this to prove dominance and make it so her weapon will not be questioned by

her father who has a very critical of new weapon types as well as Solomon.

" Man fuck that shit, thats a bullshit weapon. "

" Sham honey you said basically the same thing as Han. "

" Did he get his ass beat as well? "

" I didnt I just let Solomon play around for a bit, I was just testing his weapon to see if its

viable. "

" Oh stop lying you both got beat by your children, and you both have to agree that Solomons

weapons are pretty damn nice. "

" Yeah they arent bad Ill admit, though I dont know how usable they will be in the later levels.

"

" Honestly now that I know these weapons are good I might use our current weapons to establish a

legend and then evolve, combine, upgrade, or all three to make them usable. I dont know though,

my hammer staff has less utilty than a staff you know, it doesnt matter this is all stuff for

the future. So are yall going to invite us in, we didnt come by just to beat our dads up. "

After that Solomon and Loretta stayed with their parents for around a week, they all spent said

week doing everything from sparring to fishing to listening to music. Solomon even showed

everybody some neat tricks that are considered engineering, he showed them how to build

headphones, subwoofers, and even how to build a gun. The subwoofers he built were 30 inches,

were made of a durable stretchy skin, and they had enough power to power a city ( not actually

). When he started to play some bassy music the bass shook the forest and even made a few

neighbors come by to make sure a fight wasnt happening. Solomon was beyond happy to finally have

a sound system again especially one as powerful as this.

Eventually Solomon and Loretta returned to their house and went into seclusion, of course they

would still see each other and wouldnt practice 24/7, but they would still put a majority of

their time to practice. After a few years of extreme advancement Solomon and Loretta were ready

to start body building.

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