《My Hermit Life》Chapter 23 ( Re-edit )
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While having his clothes smoothed for the up-teenth time Solomon finally had to try calming his mother down. After all she wouldnt stop nit picking even the slightest flaws she saw, which were alot considering she had vision better than some Gods.
" Mom settle down, Loretta and I look fine. "
" I know but I want us to look not poor. "
" Why would we look poor? "
Hearing this Loretta perked up at the perfect chance to tease Solomon, though such chances werent uncommon.
" I wouldnt but you like to wear beast skin clothes for weeks, in such cases its hard not to look like savages even if I am dressed immaculately. "
Solomon indignant tried doing a good comeback but it was somewhat lackluster compared to his usual ones.
" You wear armour without ever cleaning it. "
" Its bad luck to wash armour. "
Shie was already exhausted by their bickering and just wanted thek to be quiet until their grand mother and grandmother in law got to their home.
" Shush both of you, just wait till mom gets home. "
Not even a secong after Shies tells them to shush does a seductive voice that definitely belongs to a cougar ring out in the room. The voice despite yelling out for someone still somehow held an attractive tone to it, much to Solomon amazement.
" Hhheeeellllloooooo, Shie where are you? "
Shie yelled out to her mom before turning to her kids and whispering instructions.
" We are in here mom! Both of you behave and dont speak until spoken to. Hey mom how are you? "
" Im great, though I have been on the hunt for a stallion ever since you dad died, ya know what Im sayin. "
" Thats inaproppriate in front the children mom. "
" Anyway both of you come and give granny a hug. "
The woman who was Solomons Grandmother had a 9' tall humanoid body with bone white scales all over her body. She also had shiny black hair that hangs down to her mid thighs, her muscles were so perfect that an artist would cry from a single glance. Her eyes were a deeper dark than the void and seemed to swallow anyone who looked into them, and her face was beautiful enough to make Loretta jealous. The grandmothers feminine areas were so perfect that every straight man and gay woman would look twice. Perhaps even people who wouldnt be normaly attracted to her would stop and stare. Her hug was like falling onto a giant goose feather pillow, and she exuded enough motherly love that even people who have killed billions would have their heart warmed.
It was while Solomon was thinking about such a woman and pleasent hug that the seductive voice rand out again, though Solomon wasnt complaining as it was truly a captivating voice.
" Hehe looks like someone was snared by my skill. "
" What do you mean Grandma? "
" I have a certain skill that attracts certain types of males. Back in my day women had to use this skill to find mates. "
" Hehe good thing we are family then eh grandma? "
" IIIIIIIIII doonnntttt kknnnoooowwwww I have been wanting a new boy-friend. Hahaha you should see your and your fiancees faces, dont worry you two I wont make you mine . . . . . . . . yet, hahaha. Im serious though when you two get bored of the usual stuff come find me. "
' I cant tell if she is serious or not. I mean if we werent family and if Loretta was down then I might take her up on her offer. '
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When Solo thought such taboo thoughts he suddenly felt a strong blood lust surrounding him, he turned to the source only to see a beautiful centauride.
' I think Lorreta knows what I am thinking because she looks, Pissed! '
" Anyway Alastair - Ansley - Gabbrielle come say hi to your Aunt and Cousin. "
" Hello Aunt Shiela. "
" Hello Aunt Shiela. "
" Yo Aunty Shie. "
Shie smiled at all the children until the last one who she grinned at just a bit wider than the other two.
" Hello children, Gabbrielle I see you are the same as ever. "
" I will never change Aunty."
" Thats good sweety, anyway you three come introduce your selves. "
The only male dragon, Alastair was 6' long, has checkred grey and red scales, a 2' long unicorn horn right in the middle of his forehead. His eyes are a charcoal grey, and his two legs and claws are about a foot after his head ends and are each three feet long.
The first female, Ansley is 10' long, has pure aluminum silver scales, two 3' tall deer horn both a few inches above her eyes, both of her eyes look like they are moons hanging in space, she has 7 pure ivory whisckers, her claws are similar to her brothers in length and placement.
The second female, Gabbrielle is also 10' long, her scales are random mix of dark purple and black, her horns are similar to her sisters, her eyes look like they could hold entire universes inside of them, she also has 7 whiskers but they look like carbonized ash wood, her claws and legs are like her sibilings.
While checking out his cousins Solomon is called out by the second female dragon who seems to be a favorite of his mother.
" Yo bro, Im Gabbrielle, but you can call me gabby or gabbry or whatever I guess. You mom discussed with my parents and they decided that I am going to go exploring with you and your fiancee when you two go."
" Im Solomon you can call me Solo, bro, etc. I dont care either. I am happy to have you join us, as long as you dont get in the way of our honeymoon time if you know what I mean. "
" I got you, just drop a hint and I can make myself scarce. "
When she said that the male dragon starts talking and the first thing he says is fighting words. Much to Solos and Lorettas dislike.
" I am Alastair, I dont care if Aunt Shiela was the previously most talented youger generation. In this generation I am going to be the most talented. "
In response to his arrogant words Solomon odviously couldnt let his cousin be and had to make a comback.
" You know what I can be nice and let you have the title, as long as you know that your always in second. "
" You want to fight? I can destroy you with one finger. "
" I bet you could, though anybody could destroy someone hundreds of years younger than them. "
" Alastair settle down, you have to be nice to our younger cousin, he does have the talented Loretta as his soon-to-be wife after all. "
" Yeah I dont even have to move I can just have my woman kick your ass. "
Loretta couldnt help but pipe up hearing her soon to be husbands seemingly cowardly response. Of course she wouldnt mind fighting Solomons battles as not only is she a battle maniac but she would also do anything for her love.
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" Umm Solo you do know they are making fun of you right. "
" I know babe, but in order to go against people shameless enough to threaten a six year old you yourself have to be shameless. "
The arrogant Alastair once again started yelling at Solomon, though for a different reason.
" What did you say punk!? "
" Did you not hear that, hm I thought I said it loud enough for you two to hear. Anyway I said. You! Are! Shameless! Was that loud enough or are you to stupid to understand? "
" Alright children stop fighting, Loretta you show those three around the forest. Solomon you follow me and mom. "
" Alright you three follow me. "
' I wonder what Mom and Grandma want to talk to me about. Maybe it has something to do with the wedding. I hope nothing went wrong, it has been smooth and easy so far. '
" Alright Solomon Grandma is going to appraise you is that alright? "
" Im fine with it grandma. "
" Good. Appraise. "
Name: Solomon Ars Regis
Race: Tribulation Monkey
Titles:
Reincarnated One, Legendary Birth, Son Of The Divine, Divine Son, One Of A Kind, Legendary Beast
Class:XXX
Stats:
STR: 902
DEX: 411
AGI: 888
INT: 942
CON: 933
WIS: 594
CHA: 490
LUCK: 560
Skills:
Tribulation Lightning - Max
Lightning Control - Max
Dragon Magic - Advanced
Foot Dexterity - Max
Divine Strength - None
Dragons Might - None
DNA Memories - Superior
Mental Calculations - Max
System Knowledge Assisstance - Superior
Barrier Magic - Max
Space Magic - Max
Gravity Magic - Max
Woodworking - Max
Wood carving - Max
Custom magic - Storage - Max
Staff arts - Advanced
Wood Magic - Max
Enchantment - Intermediate
" Wow, this is perfect I never expected him to have such high stats or masteries. Damn he even has his own custom skill. Hey Solo if you explain your custom skill to me I will give you a bid smooch on the lips. "
Solomon considered her reward for a bit before he felt an odd sense of blood lust coming from a certain direction in the forest. So he decided to play it off and reject her offer.
" Grandma doesnt have to reward me, but I am happy to explain my skill to you. Basically I made a room sized box using Barrier Magic and then I cut out all the space using Space Magic. Doing that effectively creates a storage device that I dont have to wear on my body. "
" Amazing few people would be able to think of that let alone executethe idea. Oh and a little tip, from now on never tell anybody how to do a custom skill alright. "
" Yes Grandma thank you for the advice. "
" Anyway I checked your status to see how your Dragon Magic is going along, but it hasnt advanced since your birth. Why havent you been practicing it? "
" My master told me to hold off on practiceing it for now. "
The sexy dragon seemed somewhat peeved at that as Dragon Magic has the potential to seriously help Solomon so it would be pointless for him to not train in it.
" Who is your master? "
" My Masters name is Aopara. I dont know if he has a last name. "
" So that old turtle is your master huh. Fine hold off until he says to practice it. "
" Yes Grandma. "
The gorgeous woman seemed to think of something at that point and brought up an entirely new conversation topic from out of nowhere.
" Did you know that your Master is one of the few gods I have tried time and time again to join the clan as a guest elder, and yet he has never accepted it, unforunately. Another thing is I have tried a few times to screw him but he never accepts my offers. I think I am going to have to have a word with him while Im in this stretch of the forest. "
" Well Granny good luck getting into his pants, to be honest considering Masters reputation Im surprised he has rejected you. Especially considering how good looking you are, I say that in an innocent way for your information. "
Realizing what he said Solomon tried to cover it up but he wasnt quick enough and the sexy dragon immediately got a smirk on her face.
" Maybe I should forget your master and just keep you as my boy toy. "
' Her eyes scare me. I cant imagine how many young men have been defiled by those same exact pair of eyes. '
Shie couldnt help but step up to save her son st that point as she knew her mom wasnt entirely joking.
" Alright mom your scaring him. "
Solomon decided to try diverting the topic with a question hed been wondering about for awhile now, and just hadnt had the chance to ask. He figured now would be the perfect time.
" Hey Grandma what is your name? "
" My name is Donec Draco. "
With her answer Solomon asked another question hed been wondering since he awakened in his new world.
" Hey Mom I have a question? "
" Shoot. "
" Well you see there was a language called latin on my old world. I have noticed that alot of our names involve the Language why is that? "
" The Language you are hearing is an archaic Magic Language that has been around since the begining of civilization. Your old world might have some ancient origins to be using a language similar to a Magic Language. It might be something worth looking into when you reach God-Hood. "
" So boy, what does my name mean in Latin? "
" I dont know, I unfortunately never learned the language. Though I do know Draco means Dragon. "
" Interesting, we might need to set up a formation for cracking foreign languages. We can do it tomorrow, it can be like a family bonding thing. "
" That will be fun I cant wait. "
Tomorrow
" Alright kids you all ready to find out what my name means in a different language. "
""""" Yep/ Cant wait/ Yes Grandmother/ Yep Grandmother/ Cant wait Grandma/ Yes mom. """""
" Alright Donec Draco. "
Name: Donec Draco
Translation Language: Latin
Latin Meaning: Sexy Dragon
" HAHAHAHA fits me perfectly. What do yall think? "
" Describes you perfectly Granmother-in-law. "
" No comment. "
" No comment. "
" I agree with Loretta Grandmother. "
Gabrielle of course couldnt be a normal dragon and gave a silly yet serious response.
" I think it suits me better Grandma. "
" Come on Boys you dont think Im sexy? "
"" No comment/ No comment. ""
" Rude boys. Lets go girls leave those two dense guys alone. "
" See ya hun. "
"" Bye guys/ Buh bye boys. ""
" Bye Son bye Nephew. "
After that display Alastair couldnt help but ask a question to Solo despite their differences.
" What the hell just happened? "
Unfortuantely Solomon also didnt have the answer and just shook his head while responding.
" Dont ask me Bro. "
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