《My Hermit Life》Chapter 4 ( re-edit )
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" This time we should visit Val and Susan, what do you guys think. "
" Sounds fine to me Shie. "
" Its up to you as Solomon is your child. "
" Alright its settled, lets head off then shal we. "
While the group was walking through the forest Solomon decided to ask the adults a few questions.
" Mom what races of Val and Susan? "
" Val is a Valkyrie and Susan is a Gorgon. "
" Oh are they roomates or lovers? "
" They are lesbians. "
" Cool, sounds hot. "
" Hehehaha thats my boy he gets it ....... Shie why are you giving me death glares? "
" I KNEW YOU WOULD INFLUENCE SOLOMON IN A BAD WAY, huff puff, no more perverted activities until Solo is
older. "
" WHAT WHY he is the one who said it why am I being punished? "
" Because he is a child and I know for a fact he got that pervy attitude from your DNA. "
" Bull crap your father is 10x more perverted than I am and you know it. "
While Han and Shie were arguing and Cery and Beast were happily walking along. A tall lamia with dark green
scales slithered out from a cave on the side of a cliff that the group was headed towards. The lamia spoke
once the group was with in distance.
" Why are you two arguing in front of the cave? "
Shie was the one to speak up and answer her question.
" Hey Susan, Han, Cery, Beast, and I wanted to come over and visit but we lost track of where we were. We
were arguing about Hans pervertedness. "
" Im not that perverted! "
" Yeah, yeah, yeah, no need to get defensive Han. Anyway how about you all come inside, Val would be super
happy to see you all. "
Hearing this everybody followed Susan into the cave, except Han who couldnt let go being called a pervert.
" Im not perverted! Come on Solo you know papa isnt perverted, right? "
" Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh sssuuuurrrrreeeeee youre totally not a pervert. "
After Solomon said that Beast spoke up.
" Its alright buddy, it isnt something you can control. Just come on inside. "
Han followed along after that but he still held a forlorn expression and kept muttering. " Im not perverted.
"
When the group entered the basic cave they saw a Crimson haired caucasian woman with shining blue eyes. She
also had a pair of wings longer than an average sized sedan. The wings looked like they were made of metal,
but still somehow stayed flexible. Her voice was smooth like giant bells ringing from the heavens.
" Well it must be our lucky day for all of you to visit. Whats up to warrant a visit to our home. "
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" Well we just wanted to spread the news that Han and I finally had a child together. "
" That great! Let me and Susan see him, what is his name? "
" His full name is Solomon Ars Regis, he can also fluently speak our language and he is very talented if you
would like you can appraise him to see what I mean. "
" Then I will have to take you up on that offer. Appraise. "
Name: Solomon Ars Regis
Age: 1 Day
Race: Tribulation Monkey
Parents: Han ( God Monkey ) Shie ( Ancient Dragon )
Class: XXX
Titles: Reincarnated One, Legendary Birth, Son Of The Divine, Divine Son, One Of A Kind, Legendary Beast
Stats:
STR: 737
DEX: 257
AGI: 651
INT: 711
CON: 720
WIS: 135
CHA: 420
LUCK: 550
Skills:
Tribulation Lightning - Intermediate
Lightning Control - Intermediate
Dragon Magic - Intermediate
Foot Dexterity - Max
Divine Strength - None
Dragons Might - None
DNA Memories - Novice
Crawling - Novice
Mental Calculation - Novice
System Knowledge Assisstance - Novice
" Well you were not kidding, what the hell, Val you have to Appraise him. "
" Do you two mind if I appraise him? "
" Not at all feel free. "
" Thank you. Appraise. Wow I kind of wish we could have children or at least adopted now. "
" Hehehe Cery and I said the same thing. "
" Umm dad why does everybody talk about arranged marriage and stuff even though I am so young? "
" Well Solo as you know it is extremely difficult for beings of our level to have children, so generally when
two children are born within a thousand years of each other and are of opposite gender then the parents set
them up hoping to get things rolling early if your picking up what Im putting down. "
" I get ya dad I also get why mom calls you a pervert. "
" Soo why can he already speak our language so easily? "
" We believe it is due to the blessing of Angra Spentas. "
" REALLY, well then again if its you two its not suprising she would want to bless you considering how close
you both are to divine."
" Wait mom and dad are nearly GODS! "
" Well technically you mother and I can already kill some Gods in a one on one fight, its just that to be
considered a true God you need to create your own Divine Domain. But thats all stuff for future you and if
you are still curious go through you DNA Memories there should be some basic knowledge in there. "
" Ill go through them now while you adults are talking. "
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" Alright son. "
Solomon then proceded to go through his DNA Memories. Dna memories are similar to regular memories in that
one can access them anytime, but its also different. To access dna memories its kind of like you have two
files in your brain, one for your memories and one for dna memories. In order to access the dna memories one
would have to imagine opening a file and then sorting the file and then finding what you were looking for. It
takes alot of concentration to find obscure memories.
According to Solos DNA Memories Divine Domain is something that all beings have to get to be considered Gods.
The Divine Domain is the culmination of every single experience that someone has experienced, from birth to
God-Hood. The Divine Domain can have a variety of functions from attacking, to increased learning speed, and
even to grow hair faster. Though for the last one youd have to do nothing but grow hair before you reach
God-Hood, but its still possible. The Divine Domain can be obtained before God-Hood but it extremely rare.
According to Solomons memories many ancestors from both of his parents memories have gotten there domain.
' I wonder if those ancestors ares till alive. "
" Welp we are going to get out of here it was a pleasure talking with you again, say goodbye Solo. "
" Bye Aunt Susan Aunt Val, I hope you have a goodnight. "
" We hope you have a goodnight aswell cutie and make sure to come visit us often alright. "
" Alright I promise. "
" Goodnight you two dont be strangers make sure you come visit when ever you want. "
" Night guys Beast and I will probably visit in the next few days. "
" Alright we will be waiting goodnight you two and we will make sure to visit Shie. "
As the group was walking through the forest, all of the adults stop suddenly. Right after they stop an
elderly man that looks like a cliche chinese master martial artist stepped out from the bushes. Han is the
first to talk.
" Hello Master Aopara, its not often I or my wife gets to meet you. "
" Hohoho is that Lil Monkey and Shie, seems Cery and Elms are also here. "
Beast is the next to speak up.
" Hello elder Aopara, you seem as strong as ever. "
" Well when one reaches God level they can maintain their strength with basic excersise. "
" So whats the occasion for us to run into Master? "
" Well Little Shie I felt that a talented and powerful beast was born recently around here so I can to meet the child, I assume the one in your hands is the one I felt. "
" Probably if Mister would like to appraise my son he can to confirm it. "
" Then excuse me. Appraise .
Name: Solomon Ars Regis
Age: 1 Day
Race: Tribulation Monkey
Parents: Han ( God Monkey ) Shie ( Ancient Dragon )
Class: XXX
Titles: Reincarnated One, Legendary Birth, Son Of The Divine, Divine Son, One Of A Kind, Legendary Beast
Stats:
STR: 737
DEX: 257
AGI: 651
INT: 711
CON: 720
WIS: 135
CHA: 420
LUCK: 550
Skills:
Tribulation Lightning - Intermediate
Lightning Control - Intermediate
Dragon Magic - Intermediate
Foot Dexterity - Max
Divine Strength - None
Dragons Might - None
DNA Memories - Novice
Crawling - Novice
Mental Calculation - Novice
System Knowledge Assisstance - Novice
" Hohoho talented indeed it seems. Hmmmmmm hey little boy how would you like to become my student, I can teach you many things that even your parents couldnt. "
Solomon was genuinely surprised that the elder new he could speak. He couldnt help but ask him how.
" How did elder know I could already speak? "
" Hohoho well boy I felt the blessing of Angra Spentas on you and I knew that that was one of the blessings she gave you. So what do you say would you like to be my student? "
Solomon looks at both of his parents to see what they think. Both of them are noddind there head yes, Han especially seemed excited.
" Student thanks Master for giving this student an oppurtunity to learn. "
" Hohoho boy there is no need to worry about those sorts of formalities with me in the future, I shall pick you up soon for learning. "
" Yes Master, I look forward to it. "
After that the group departed to find more people to show off to. While they were walking Solomon decided to ask about his master.
" So who was that that I just took as a master? "
" Well son that is one of the oldest and most knowledgeable Gods in the forest, and he is the one who taught me and many other heavy weights in this world. Matter of fact he is one of the few Gods old and powerful enough to learn Dragon Magic. Many young Gods would kill for a week of teaching from him let alone becoming his student "
" Oh so I lucked out. "
" Bassically. "
" Sweet. "
" Welp is everybody readdy to get moving again? "
""""Lets go/ Yes mom/ Sure Shie/ Lets do this. """"
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